A/N: this is just written for no reason. there is no personification or poetry-like qualities that i adore to write. this is all simple and pointless writing. no spell-check was used in the making.

kemp needs more love. give him a hug for me. :)

Disclaimer: I don't own The Clique; all rightful owners associated with do.

xxWelcome To The Wonderful World of Kempxx

Kemp Hurley tucked a strangled wander of his 'fro behind his luckily average-size ears.

Even with an afro, he managed to keep a sort-of cute look. At least that was what his mom called it.

He had brilliant light green eyes and clear skin. He wasn't overweight or underweight and concluded a muscular base. The average height, good look, based opinion, and a status.

He was popular, perverted, well-liked, and funny. All girls would crawl to date him, right?

Wrong. They all yearned after their poison of choice: Derrick, Josh, or Cam.

Although they were quite the opposite. He and his friends weren't total players who switched girls every other day.

Cam and Claire were such a "cute couple". Cam wanted to hell with that, because he truly liked Skye Hamilton.

Josh and Alicia were such a "hot couple". Josh didn't mind, he actually was in "love" with Alicia.

Derrick and Dylan were such a "perfect couple". He believed that Derrick was blind-sighted by it.

Kemp usually wasn't the kind of guy to offer an opinion about relationships, but he was pretty sure that Derrick dating Dylan was the most disgusting shit he ever saw. He very much wanted Massie Block in the picture for his old and dear friend.

He wasn't becoming soft. He was stating an opinion.

Sure, Massie was very, very easy on the eyes—probably the hottest girl he had ever seen, but he had absolutely no interest in her. He had interest in Kristin Gregory.

She had soft, dirty blonde hair and blue eyes that made you spin around and catch a glimpse of her. She had a tanned and toned body with a sporty-couture look that made girls wish to be in her three-inch Louboutin boots.

Kristin Gregory was better than all the other girls he saw.

He had already lined up on paper why Kristin was better than anybody else.

"Kristin"

by Kemp Hurley.

Kristin Gregoryis better than Dylan Marvil, because:

-she can eat in front of a guy without disgusting one

-she flirts with ease

-she can play kick-ass soccer (goes for rest of Pretty Committee)

-she mantains a healthy weight (by not dieting and being happy with her figure)

-she doesn't complain about Massie Block or being a beta

Kristin Gregory is better than Claire Lyons, because:

-she isn't too sweet and annoying (one of Claire's worst qualities)

-she isn't shy

-she doesn't cry her guts out for being a beta

-she's tough and can fight back a stabbing comment

-she can be who she wants to be without stuttering

Kristin Gregory is better than Alicia Riveria, because:

-she isn't afraid to be a beta

-she's not annoyed to be called pretty instead of hot

-she is never too needy

-she can flip her blonde head with pride

-she can stand up to Massie without being overbearing

Kristin Gregory is better than Massie Block, because:

-she is pretty in a simple way

-she can smirk and laugh with guys freely

-she doesn't have to fight to show her alpha-ness

-she can eat actual food before guys

-she has pride in knowing it

Kemp smiled, knowing it, and finished up his list in a quick five minutes.

Now to show Kristin how he felt...

You spin my head right round, right round.
When you go down, when you go down-down.

-Flo Rida, "Right Round"