Men are from Krypton, Women are from Earth

by louiselane

Lois wants to prove a theory to Clark

Tittle: Men are from Krypton, Women are from Earth
Author: Louise
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None
Category: humour
Pairing: Lois/Clark
Characters: Lois, Clark, Chloe, and Lex.
Disclaimer: Obviously, I don't own Smallville or its characters. No infringement intended.
Summary: Lois wants to prove a theory to Clark
Dedication: To Kim, for beta reading this fan fiction and helping me with my English.
A/N: Inspired by the famous scene from "When Harry Met Sally". Written to the OPB on DI.

It was a beautiful afternoon in Smallville. Lois and Clark were having lunch at Talon, which was full of people, since it was the beginning of summer.

"What do you mean you 'faked it'?" Clark indignantly demanded of Lois, who was eating a chicken sandwich.

"I don't know, Smallville. I was so tired, but you wanted it so bad that I had to fake it. Don't take personal- most women fake it once in a while."

"Don't take personal?" Clark angrily asked with her. "How do you want me to take it when you tell me you faked it during sex? That's not possible, Lois."

"Where were you born, Clark? Mars? Women fake it all the time. Sorry to disappoint you, Clark," Lois sarcastically pointed out.

"That's impossible, Lois. I can't believe a woman can fake it like that. You must be joking."

"Do you really believe that?" Lois asked. Clark nodded. "If you say so…"

Clark kept drinking his orange juice, still very angry with her. Lois gazed questioningly at him and sighed.

"Ohhh... Ohhhhh." She started to moan softly.

"Lois, are you all right?" Clark worriedly asked.

"Oh... Ohhh..." Lois kept moaning, caressing her face and hair. "Yes, right there!"

"Lois!" Clark warned, once he had figured out what she was doing.

"Oh, God ! Oh, my God!" Lois's voice became higher, making the other custommers stare at her, confused. Lana also looked at her without understanding anything. "YES! YES! YES!" She punched the table violently. "YES! YES! YES!"

Right then, Chloe and Lex arrived, saw Lois, and approached their table, gazing at them confusedly.

"YES! YES! YES!" Lois kept screaming while Clark covered his face with his hands, totally embarrassed of her. "YES! YES! YES!"

Lois give her last, quiet sighs, smiled to Clark, and then put a fry in her mouth.

Chloe put her hand on the waitress' shoulder. "I'll have what she's having!" she said sarcastically.

The End