COOTIES D: EVERYBODY RUN!,I KNOW IT DON'T SOUND ALOT LIKE COOTIES BUT..EHHH
it was a sunny day in the valley of peace as the 4 teenage boys are up to trouble
"okay okay i know a way to prank the girls!"said mantis,snickering
"oooo this gonna be good"as po was rubbing his hands, evilly
*1 hour later*
the girls was walking around in the valley
"so then i told her,hay why ask me for it..IF I DON'T GOT IT!"as viper was laughing,maybe something happened in school
"yah that's great viper.."tigress mumbled
"ooo lets talk about marriages,now when i get older i want a good fancy wedding"said vela while they pass by a shiny ruby ring
"hay look!,a ring"as viper points with her tail,then they all looked at the ring
"ooo i want it!"as vela went to it
"um vela don't you think it's alittle suspicious?"said tigress folding her arms looking alittle worried
"TIGRESS!,it's a ring...ON THE FLOOR"said vela as she points at the ring with her pitchers
"it's free too,ima take it"she said picking up the ring,only that it was a string around it,as it triggered something
then they all looked as the string vibrates,as a bucket of pink paint started to fall on them
"AHHHHHH!"they all screamed as the paint was on them
"OH MY GOD!"as tigress growl,she had paint all over her fur and her new clothes
"hahahhahahah!"as mantis fell on the ground
"we got you guys good!"monkey fell on the ground too
as vela was gonna go and punch mantis,tigress stops her as they walked away,with mad faces
"omg..t-that was just too good"as po couldn't breath,he was laughing too hard
"but that was kinda of mean.."as he got up starting to feel bad, especially for tigress
"yah.."they all said
soon the girls came back with new clothes
"girls we are so sorry for what we done.."as po had his head hanging down in shame,so did the rest of them
"it's okay but,too bad you guys don't know about the deadly cooties spreading about.."said tigress
"deadly cooties?"as po was confused
"that's right.."she starts telling the story
"it is said that a mysterious cloud comes only at night,looking for hosts..spreading the deadly cootie germs"said tigress
"and the infected are blinded by love to kiss the person,and if that person is kissed, it will die quickly as the cooties go in the blood stream"as viper tells it like it's spooky
"what are the side effects?"said po,while trembling
"the what?"tigress said
"the side effects,what are the side effects!"as mantis yelled
"oh well um,the infected will start to sweat"said tigress
"and there cheeks start turning red"said viper
"and have hard breathing"said tigress
"oh my.."as po's legs was shaking
"well if you guys need us we be at my house for a sleepover..bye"as tigress wave goodbye
"wow,i do not wanna get near a cootie person"said mantis
"agreed.."they all said as they went home for the day
*12:46 AM*
a dark dusty cloud comes to the valley,and went into tigress's house where the girls was sleeping in her room,soon the cloud went up there noises,then they started to lick their lips in there sleep
*next day*
"hay guys lets go see if the girls wanna play.."said po while they all was walking
"okay.."they all said soon they gasp as tigress's house was patched up by wood all around the doors
they didn't know what was going on but shifu,Oogway and tigress's brothers was outside,so the guys checked out back..it was a small hole as they all went in except for po who had a hard time
"alittle help"he said,soon they start pulling him then he was inside
the place was quiet,alittle dark and messy as books,CDs was on the floor
"OH MY GOD!"as po points,there was claw marks on the wall,and lip marks too
"heheheh.."as a shadow was running past them,before they saw it
"tigress?"po quickly turns around,then all the guys start to back up
"okay this is getting scary"said po
soon 4 shadows start to come into the light,they was breathing hard,it was tigress who was on all fours,viper,Vela and Lola there cheeks was red,they was sweating and was breathing hard as they puckered there lips
"give us a kiss now.."they said calmly
"AHHHH COOTIES!"the guys ran for there lives
soon they was in the closet as the lights was off,so it was really dark
"omg,they got the deadly cooties"said po breathing hard
"omg what do we do!"said monkey
"wait,do i hear purring?"said po as he quickly turn on the lights
they was all huddled up with wide eyes, as tigress stood by them,purring
*now from outside the closet*
"pucker up.."she said
"AHHHHHHH OH SWEET MOMMA"
then all the guys ram the door,making a big gap while po was now being dragged back into the closet
"NOOO IM NOT READY TO DIE!"as he was clawing the floor
soon while he was in the closet,there was a pan hitting hit tigress with a fry pan as she made a goofy face as her tongue was sticking out she then falls on the floor still making that face while po was running,rejoining with the others
soon crane was being squeezed by viper
"lets cuddle up and kiss alittle.."she said with her sweet voice while puckering her lips
then crane's ghost came out of his body then back into him and he went dashing away from viper,as po took a breather he see tigress still on all fours while sitting on top of the couch
"hay po i love you"as she sings to him"AHHHH"he runs"and this an't crazy"as she watches him run"so come here now"then she bends down getting ready to chase him"and let me kiss you baby"she sang like 'call me maybe' as she now chases po
"come on po i just wanna kiss you"as she just star walking on all fours
"AHHH GET AWAY!"he kept running like he was jogging
"just a kiss,i wont tell no one"she moans with desire to kiss him
"NO TIGRESS,BAD TIGRESS"as he climbs up the ceiling while tigress looked up at him
"come on show your love for me"she puts her paws on the wall,getting ready to climb
po then jumps back down and runs back to the closet,and this time tigress was chasing him,till he kiss her
"NO TIGRESS!"he quickly shuts the door as tigress was now in the air coming strait at him
she then have her face slam on the closet door glass,and fell to the ground,po slowly opens the door,poking the passed out cootie tigress
"tigress?"he said,then tigress eyes was opened and po screamed and ran for his life
monkey was running from Lola who was chasing him,and mantis was running from Vela
"come on mantis i just wanna kiss and eat your head off"she said
"ahhh im not ready for that!"he ran to the wall
as all the guys huddled up to the wall,the girls surrounded them
will they make it out alive?,or die with the cooties?
SONG:COOTIES COOTIES,VELA,VIPER,TIGRESS AND LOLA GOT THE COOTIES COOTIES COOTIES NOW EVERYONE RUN!