Disclaimer : i am unfortunately not J K Rowling, or do i own any of her charectors apart from "Richard" who i made up.
Disappointment.
Dear Diary,
Today I got a letter!!! It says I'm going to some place called Hogwarts. It was weird I looked at Uncle Vernon but he just shrugged his shoulders saying he knew it was coming. I don't know what he was on about. I mean, I never get letters! It says that I am a wizard. I reckon someone's pranking me. Like there are such things as wizards. Aunt Petunia says she knew about it too!
From Harry.
Dear Diary,
Today a huge man tried to get in the door but didn't fit, so he ended up chucking me a parcel. I thought it was a joke when I found a wand in there! It looked like a stick but when I waved it, sparks came out, and Dudley's friend, Robert, turned blue for a whole hour! I have been punished severely, not being let out of my cupboard for a month other than school and to go to the toilet and baths. Although you should have seen Robert's face blue and angry I haven't laughed so much in years. Talk about unfair! I didn't do anything other than wave a stupid stick. My uncle and aunt are very disappointed in me they say and they do not know what to say to Robert's parents, "Sorry your child turned blue, Harry waved a stick a huge man gave him and it happened in a flash." Like they would believe that!
From Harry
Dear Diary,
Sorry I haven't written in you for ages, that stupid piggy cousin of mine stole my pen. (I stole it back). Hang on. ..... Whoops. I'm not sure what to do cause there is a pig in the front room standing on Dudley's clothes. Petunia will be home soon, Uncle Vernon is at work. I am in BIG trouble. Dudley is a pig. I know I always say that but I mean he really is now. I have turned him into one. What will I do???
From Harry.
Dear Diary,
Luckily the pig thing wore off, and Petunia and Uncle Vernon let Dudley not go to school because he kept on snuffling and had forgotten how to use a knife and fork. They didn't believe him about the pig incident, but I still got another month on top of this in the cupboard. I don't know what Secondary school I'm going to but I hope it's not the same as Dudley.
From Harry.
Dear Diary,
Dudley got accepted into this Hogwarts School and in the same letter they said I didn't!!! Well Uncle Vernon's over the moon, not a "rundown, stupid delinquent tip any more" now it's a "Great place, superb results". Apparently my Mum and Dad went there. It's a shame I almost want to now. I hate Dudley.
From Harry.
This is the last entry, afterwards Harry got a job as a bank clerk, and Dudley took over Hogwarts as headmaster. Petunia and Vernon lived fairly boring lives until Petunia won five million pounds in a lottery which she claimed only to of done that once (her credit card showed otherwise). And everybody lived Happily Ever After.
Please reveiw because it's my first fanfic and i need to no if its good or not. But please be polite.