It was a beautiful day and everything was nice and Switzerland loved Barack very much because he loved how Baracks hair flowed in the breeze and Barack loved Switzerland so much because he had nice ass wow such booty so they got married and spawned children and read the phonebook together but Barack cheated on Switzerland with Dave because wow Dave has nice booty such plush rump and Switzerland got depressed and ran away and he lost all money and started living in the dump by walmart and because superior woman and gained more booty and he won back Barack and they got back together and won an oscar unlinke Leonardo DiCaprio and laughed as he cried then they went and frickle frackled into the sunset the end