A/N: After watching a video on YouTube with Sora singing the Foamy Squirrel Songs, I thought this could be funny with Roxas and Demyx doing this.
Disclaimer: If I owned Foamy, people would love me, if I owned Kingdom Hearts, I'd be rich. If I owned both, I wouldn't be writing a disclaimer.
NOTE: If you flame this, I will somehow get Axel out of Kingdom Hearts 2 before he dies and make him BURN YOU ALL!!! Thank you, R&R and have a nice day.
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(Demyx and Roxas walk to a park bench. Demyx pulls out his Sitar)
Roxas: Attention all. I am here today to sing for my supper... and to collect money, for the all mighty Church of Roxas. What I'm doing here today everyone (looks at the small group of Dusks that have gathered), is taking donations, to build the grandest monument of all, to the Lord and Master, ME. And of coarse I don't except you to give me money of free, so what I'm going to do, is entertain you, with song. AWWW. So here we go.
(Demyx starts playing his Sitar and Roxas sings)
Roxas: (singing) I will kill you all, and there's nothing you can do about it, I will kill you all and there's nothing you can do about it. Squirrelly Wrath, Squirrelly Wrath, Squirrelly Wrath, Your all gonna die, Your all gonna die, Squirrelly Wrath, Squirrelly Wrath.
(Small group of Dusks runs away)
Roxas: All right fine, probably not the best song to pick but YOU CHEAP BASTARDS!! OH OH OH I SEE, YOU BASTARDS PROBABLY DIDN'T LIKE THE MESSAGE, HUH SQUIRRELLY WRATH NO!!!! WELL FUCK YOU ALL RIGHT!!!! OK OK HOW ABOUT THIS ONE, THIS ONE'S BETTER!!!!!!
(Demyx starts playing again)
Roxas: (singing) I'm the Lord and Master. You all are bastards. Worship me, or I'll stab your eye till they bleed. I'm the Lord and Master.
(Demyx stops playing)
Roxas: That's me you son of a bitch. Now give me money, MONEY, (starts dancing) Money Money, mmmmmm yeah. (No one gives him money) You cheap bastards. All right. This next song I wrote because I am a Squirrel. SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN YOU FUCKING BASTARDS.
(Demyx , looking rather annoyed, starts playing again)
Roxas: (singing yet again) So I'm a squirrel, your not, your pathetic. So I'm a squirrel. Your not. Your just human and you don't know how pathetic you are. You don't have a fluffy tail, you don't have Squirrelly Wrath. You just build to destroy, while I collect some nuts. YOU ALL SUCK!
(Demyx stops playing again)
Roxas: AWW COME ON! THAT ONE A MESSAGE TO IT! A MESSAGE! You know, you people just blow up stuff for no reason and all squirrels have to do it collect nuts! Be more Nature-like man! Respect the trees, RESPECT THEM ALL!!!! And respect me. Ah, ALL RIGHT, TOMORROW I WILL COME BACK WITH A FULL BAND!!!(Demyx looks hurt) MAYBE IT WOULD IMPRESS YOU IF I HAD THE FUCKING EAST-STREET BAND LIKE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN!!!! YOU'LL PAY $80 TO GO SEE SOME FUCKER AT MADISON SQUARE GARDENS BUT YOU WON'T GIVE ME A NICKEL. (Demyx leaves and walks across the street) YEAH YEAH YEAH YOU WALK ACROSS THE STREET SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME!!!!! I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKING BUS!
A/N: I couldn't get the script so I had to download the song and listen to it I don't know how many time just so I can copy it out. If you want to see the episode of Foamy, go to and go to toons. Look for Squirrel Songs. There are two others if you want a squeal, please tell me. PLEASE REVIEW!!! If you flame this Axel will burn you.
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