A/N: Hello! Yuffie here! Well this story…is another random story… (Very random) That me and Michiyo have written together when we were younger…so be warned!

Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto, Just the stupid plot we made up and the two OC's we inserted…Yuffie and Michiyo.

Chapter 1

"Hello my name is Yuffie." the first reporter introduced herself.

"And my name is Michiyo." the other reporter sitting next to her said.

"Welcome to Konoha Action News, Where we give you all of the back stabbing, kunai throwing action...Our top story today is a blonde headed boy with blue eyes who is wearing orange was caught at a Ramen Shop eating every last bit of ramen he could find, he attempted to escape without paying, he was chased for 2 minutes then tackled to the ground. We have live footage right now." Yuffie explained in her reporter voice.

The screen slowly faded to the scene of the crime.

"No, I can't go to jail, I'm going to become hokage one day, believe it!!" the boy yelled while being shoved, pushed and punched into the jail cell.

"Ahahaha..." Michiyo chuckled. She then said under her breath, but loud enough to hear, "What an idiot...what does my cousin see in him..." while arranging some papers in front of her.

"Uhh...We could hear that." Yuffie said to her blankly.

"Oh. Ahem." Michiyo pretending she didn't know all along.

"Well. We will get back to you wholesome cough viewers later with more information. In other news, a local fan group decided to hold a dog-boy for ransom." Michiyo said cheerfully. "They screamed, 'Give us the Uchiha or the puppy dies!'. Well...its obviously Sakura and Ino again because they don't have masks...and the dog-boy is actually Shino...thought it would be Kiba...uh...yeah...and I wish they would leave my cousin alone before I throw kunai at their fluff filled brains." she then said as if they were the stupidest things on the planet.

"Okay, back over to you Yuffie-san." Michiyo said cheerfully.

"In other news, Sasuke was seen writing a ransom letter to Kakashi, The letter stated that ' I have your book, if you ever want to see it again, come to the bridge at 8pm, don't be late or the book is going for a swim' when kakashi read this he immediately went to the bridge and sat there for 4 hrs waiting for sasuke to show up at 8. It is now 8 and we have live footage of what is happening." the reporter said.

"Sasuke, please don't drop my book. I was here on time..." kakashi was begging on his knees but a moment later he witnessed his book being dropped into the water. "Nooooo!! That was the new one that just came out!" kakashi said. He immediately jumped in and swam after the book.

"It seems we are witnessing kakashi jumping in the water screaming 'ICHA ICHA!!' over and over again anyways back to you Michiyo" Yuffie finished.

"Wow Yuffie-san! What a weird site that was!" she said wiggling her fingers like as if something was creepy. "Sasu-kun is being a bad little boy...I should write Itachi about th-" Michiyo was cut off as Sasuke came running into the room and jumped on Michiyo, causing her to fall over, and making the sound of 'oomph!'.

Finally catching her breath, she yelled, "What the heck was that for Sasuke? Don't you know I'm on the Air right now...And how the hell did you get here so fast?" She questioned her cousin.

Suddenly, Naruto came running in and jumped on top of Sasuke who was still on Michiyo. This time two, 'oomph's!' were heard. "Na-Naruto! What are YOU doing now! Shouldn't the police be after you? And where did Sasuke go already?" Michiyo asked, about ready to scream. "Uhh...gotta go!" Naruto said running away.

A/N: Well…If you managed to get through the first chapter, without thinking 'Lame...' Than cookies for you! It gets better, really…as our minds start to mature lol, well…sorta…Please Review!