Tigeress: Okay, so I decided to make a story/parody based on Puffypine getting hate mail/prank calls and , and Psycho won't be co-hosting this.
Puffypine: YES!!!! And my name is not Puffypine!!!
Tigeress: Hey, don't get too excited.
Psycho: (off in the distance) WHAT?!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!??!!??!?!?! (disappears)
Tigeress: And I do not own Star Wars, Harry Potter, Pizza Hut, Mcdonalds, LOTR, pie (sadly), The Inheritance Cycle, or Warriors.
One random day on the Death Star when all was calm….
Oh what am I kidding.. yeah right like it could ever be calm… what with the crazy authoresses running around?!?
BRRIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGG…
Oh God, who is it now?? Puffypine picked up the phone…
Anakin: "HI! I'd like to order a double cheeseburger, large fries, a coke, and 17492947291084638293447540284732 large pizzas with half of them cheese and half of them pepperoni. Thank you. "
He stared at the phone.
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On the other end of the line…
"THAT. WAS. BRILLIANT." Fred Weasley had never known that Anakin Skywalker was capable of such mischief.
"That wasn't as good as your pranks." Anakin was always so honest… AHH!!!
"Goddammit, I hate those narrators. MEETING FOR THE AWESOMEMEST GOOD PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!!!!(and galaxies beyond).." Tigeress shouted appearing out of nowhere with chocolate cream cake.
"Well, now that everyone's here, Fred wants to say something." Tigeress said.
"I do???" Tigeress rolled her eyes.
"Fred suggested that we A: prank call Puffypine A LOT, B: send him hate mail, or C: do all of the above. I personally like C. All in favor?" Everyone raised their hands.
"Let's do it."
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Meanwhile at Puffypine's room on the Death Star…
'You have mail, you have mail, you have mail…' Puffypine jerked out of sleep.
"Crap, she changed my text ringtone AGAIN!!!" Puffypine grabbed his Blackberry.
Inbox(27398528)
"WHOA!!! How long was I asleep? A decade??" He opened the 1st text. It said:
Hey Mr. Pizza/McDonald man!! WHEN IS MY ORDER GONNA ARRIVE?!?!
-Anakin
The second one was pretty different…
Hi Puffypine. You are ugly.
-someone
The rest were pretty similar to the 2nd one.
BBRRIINNGG!!!!!
Puffypine's Blackberry rang again.
LUKE popped up on the screen. Puffypine sighed at answered it.
LUKE: Hi. I hate you. Bye. P.S. You are ugly. Good-bye.
Puffypine's face contorted with anger and he smashed his Blackberry.
"Hey! That cost $2947!!" complained Tigeress, suddenly appearing. She repaired the phone and vanished again.
Puffypine stormed out of the room straight into Vader(also known as Princess Vapie) who was bringing him 5728194 letters(hate mail) from various people, i.e. Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn, Tigeress, Eragon, Brom, Arya, Hermionie, Ginny, Leia, Tigerstar, Yoda, Anakin, Firestar, Graystripe, etc.
"UGH!!" He groaned.
He pushed past Princess Vapie while force pushing the narrator out into spa—IIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!
"What's the matter??" Voldymart asked."MY NAME ISN'T VOLDYMART EITHER!!"
"THIS!!" Puffypine threw the hate mail on the table which had a variety of stuff including a happy meal(yes, Voldymart eats happy meals and he does collect the toys), a book, a multitude of pie, and a bug which Puffypine immediately squashed.
Back with the Awesomelicious good people…
Everyone was shaking with laughter from the expression on Puffypine's face due to the fact that Tigerstar had a video camera in Puffypine's room. Stalker, much???
"Time for Phase B" Tigeress announced.
Tigeress: anyone want me to continue??
Puffypine: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TORTURE ME SO?!?!
Tigeress: Cause I hate you.
Puffypine: Bu—
Tigeress: Hey, stop complaining… unless, of course, you want Psycho here as well???
Puffypine: please no!!!
Tigeress: Please review!! Oh, and here's a poll. Whoever answers it right gets to co-host in the next Chapter…. If you want me to do another one…
What is my favorite colour, Transformer, and LOTR Character??
Please include: A: name you'd like to go by, B; your weapons, C: appearance, D: personality, and E: how you want to torture Puffypine(like hate mail [what to write in it…], whatever)
Suggestions are welcome! :D Please review…