Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters…just so you know! But I do own the idea of this story that is further down on the page…Yay weird minded story idea things….YAY!!!

Authors note: …ya…It really kind of stinks but I'm new at this!!! Don't kill me! –Hides on a rock- Muhaha…now they'll never find me… Oh! Wait! This is a crazy idea…so let's put it into a mini story format!!!! YAY!!! Oh ya…please please pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase…review…good bad I dun care! Please review!


Hayate: "Chk…chk…chk…chk…chk…chk…chk…chk…chk…creak…vroom!!!!!Errrrrr!!!!!!Errrrrrr!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--!!!"

Genma: "Hayate shut up!!!"

Hayate: "Aww…but its fun…" –whine-

Genma:"We are in a food court!" –Pushes Hayate out of the seat- "And you're embarrassing us all…"

Hayate: -jumps back into the seat-"…VRRRRRRRRRRPOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!— (o.o) Genma what are you doing with that kunai…? Genma? AHHHHHH!!!!!! DUHN KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!"

Raido: -sigh- "When will they learn…?"

Anko and Kurenai: -turns around-" RAIDO! WHO'S PRETTYER?!"

Raido: "People…aren't we supposed to be talking about Genma and Hayate chasing each other…?"

Anko&Kurenai: "NO! TELL US WHO IS PRETYER!!!!"

Raido: "Uhm…Asuma…help…"

Asuma: "You're on your own Raido…"

Raido: "Anko…Kurenai…don't –AHHH!!!"

Asuma: -sigh- Poor Raido…

Genma&Hayate: -run by-

Genma: -chasing Hayate with a kunai-

Hayate: -running for his life-

Asuma: nothing to see here anymore...guess we will see you people later...