AN: So, I'm redoing this to make it "regulations" and all that shit that annoys some of us. Just a warning, this is all very half-heartedly done just for fun when I feel like screwing around and to lighten other people's day when they just feel screwy too. Other than that, viewers are able to make suggestions that I will WRITE OUT and the actual shortly written Ways to Annoy the DBZ gang will be listed at the end of every chapter.
Enjoy.
Ways to Annoy the DBZ Gang!
It was a beautiful day at the Son house when the phone rang.
"Hello?" Goku answered it.
"Hello, is this the Son residence?" a deep voice asked.
"Yeah, who's this?"
"I'm your family doctor calling you on account of your next appointment. You've been overdue for quite some time."
Goku visibly paled. "A doctor?" he repeated slowly.
"Yes."
"As in, the ones at hospitals?"
"Yes."
"The ones with nee-nee-need-"
"'The ones with needles'?" the voice guessed.
"Ye-yeah," he replied breathlessly.
"Well, we don't use needles here."
Goku let out a breath of relief.
"The technical term for them is a syringe. And yes, we do, in fact, perform injections with them here."
Goku started sweating.
"Um! Well, you see- about that Doctor, I don't think we'll be needing any appointment. We probably don't even need a doctor anymore!" he said hurriedly. "Nope! we're all healthy here, so-"
"Goku! What are you doing!" Chichi called as she walked into the room.
"Nothing!" he lied, hiding the phone behind his back. "Just talking on the phone. Wrong number, I'll just hang up now."
The woman knotted her eyebrows in suspicion at his actions.
"Stop," she commanded before he could hang up.
He froze.
"Give me the phone, Goku," she said threateningly.
The Saiyan was temporarily conflicted as to whether he should obey and face the doctor or go against Chichi and face her.
...
He chose (albeit hesitantly) the former.
"Hello? Who is this?"
"This is your family doctor calling about your next check up."
"Family doctor? May I ask your name?" she questioned, frowning.
"It's Dr... Bob. Yes, This is Dr. Bob."
"Well, 'Dr. Bob,' is there a reason our family doctor is calling when we don't have one and live on a mountain miles away from any civilization such as hospitals?"
There was silence.
"... BECAUSE SHUT UP!"
And the line went dead.
Chichi slammed the phone down angrily and put her hands on her hips. "The nerve of some people! Prank calling. Goku!" she turned to her husband. "That doctor was fake and next time-" She turned to find her husband gone.
Suddenly, she heard sounds of flying and looked out the window to see Goku dragging Gohan away by the back of his shirt.
"Sorry Chichi! But we're going away for a little father-son bonding! Don't know when we'll be back! But we won't be able to go the hospital to get a check up or shots!" Goku yelled, not looking back.
"But Dad! I'm not afraid of shots!" Gohan complained, failing to make his father release him.
"Goku! Get back here! Gohan has homework to do!"
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Somewhere, a figure was watching the scene unfold. "Wow," the being said in surprise. "I didn't think that would work. Apparently, you can always count on Goku's stupidity. But I better come up with a better name next time." The person smiled mischievously. "This could be fun."
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1. Fake a call from the Son's doctor that it's time for a check up.