Dangan Reader-Chan
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This story is NOT to be taken seriously. Enjoy!
Narrator: welcome 2 Shooter Refuter, playr
Reader-Chan: ew no go with the cool name u fukin ho
Naratore: wow fuk u
Okie welcome 2 Dangan ROnpa
Reader-Chan: ther we fukin go
Narrartor: anyway ur gon b apart of the game now
Reader-can: oh cool
Reader-cHan: wait
Narrator: s'wat u get betch
Nareytor: lolbye
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So rEader-cgan (das u) got sucked in2 dangan ronpai
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Reader-Chan: wowo boy allo at is goin on here
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SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL READER-CHAN: READER-CHAN
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Reader-Chan: wOah it knows my name
?: waHEY HI THER IM MAKOTO NAEGG
Naegg:…i
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SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL UM YEAH: MAKOTO NAEGG…I
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Reader-CHain: oh
?: r we doin intros bc I think we r
Assaheiney: Howdy I'm Owi Assaheiney and I like donuts
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SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL BIG BUTTS: OWI ASSAHEINEY
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Assaheiney: wanna meet my lesbian frond
ReAder-Chan: uM
?: hello fellow warrio warrior do u warrior
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SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL BLUE BELT IN KARATE: SAKURA OOOOOOOOGAMI
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Rader-Chan: UM
?: don't associate wit scum like them
?: I hav mONEYY and a nicer ass
RC: *looks at the money maker*
RC: daAAAAMn
?: ;P
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SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL POLE DANCER: BYAKUYA TOGAMI
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RC: hot
Fukawa: aiyAAAAAAAAAAAAH PEOPLE AAAAaAAaaaAaAAaaAaAaAAaAa
Naegg: D:
Assaheiney: D:
Sakura Oooooooogami: D:
Togami: =^=
Rc; wowee
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SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL POKEMON TRAINER: TOUKO FUKAWA
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RC: r u gon catchemall
Fukawa: fuk u the hardest
Reader-Cahn: eeEEEEEY
?: I'll gladly oblige
ReaderC: ew no gtfo
?: D:
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SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL FURRY: YIFFUMI GAYMADA
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RC: wait ur into animal porn AND ur a homosexual?
Gaymada: wat no just the first part
Gaymada: I happened to be born with this last naem
Gaymada: cant help that
RC: troo
?: fuk shet tit penis fuk dick dOoche
RC: wat
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SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL BAD BOI: MONDO O'WANKER
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O'Wanker: shit arse nipple fag
RC: um
Rc: yes
?: aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
?: MOMMY SAID CURSING IS BASD
RC: haha loser
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SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL MOMMY'S BOI: KIYOTAKA ********
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Taka: u can call me taka
Assaheiney: y is ur last name censored tho
Taka: my mommy says not to put my last name out on the internet
O'Wanker: cock monkey
Taka: NOOOO CURSING IS ABSDADNAOBPNBNFDSFN{NF
Taka: *starts throwing a temper tantrum*
O'Wanker: fucking christ
?: u-um
?: I kno ur probs not gon listen
?: but
?: I hope ur breakfast is healthy
RC: oh my god!
RC: thank you so much!
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SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL CEREAL: CAPTAIN CHEERIO COCO PEBBLES
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Cheerio: ur welcome kind stranger
Cheerio: isn't breakfast grrrrrrrreat?
RC: okay u can stfu now
?: hey want some weed
RC: get out of my face dreadlocks
?: :(
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SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL DREADLOCKS: YASUHIRO HAGAKURE
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Dreadlocks: u can call me hiro tho
RC: hahaha
RC: hahaha
RC: hahaha
RC: moving on
RC: who are u
?: im ur friend.
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SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL FRIEND-ZONER: SAYAKA MYZONE
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Sayaka: we are friends
Sayaka: friendly friends
Sayaka: of friendship
RC: I think I liked dreadlocks better
Dreadlocks: RLY?!
RC: nope changed my mind
Dreadlocks: D:
Naegg: u like me tho, rite?!
RC: uh
RC: I don't wanna give u false hope, bro
Naegg: any hope is fine with me ;)
RC: UUUMMM
?: woah dudes why don't u dudes chillax come on dudes
?: want me to rap for ya dudes
RC: UUUUUMMMMM
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SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL WHITE POSER: LEON COOLTATAS
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O'Wanker: titties
Leon: hell yeah mah nigga
Taka: nnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
?: like um have like u like guys seen like starbucks like um I need lik a chocofrappeemokalatteeicedcoffee drink to like go like
?: woops I like forgot the like cream like
RC: hahaha stfu freckles
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SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL WHITE GIRL: JUNKO ENOSHIMA
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Junko: like whoa don't be a hater like dude
Junko: GASP
Junko: is it because im like fat and stuff
Junko: u fuckin hater like ew
Leon: word
RC: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
?: I saw one just five minutes ago
Junko: RLY?! OMG BBQ!
?: no I lied
Junko: D:
RC: haha good one
?: thanks I like ur hair
RC: :D
?: I lied
RC: D:
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SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL LIAR: CELLESTIA MITOCHONDRIA
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Celles: u can call me celles tho
RC: okay
Celles: jk I lied
Naegg: WOW DIDNNT SEE THAT COMING GUYS
Naegg: ISNT SHE A MAGICAL TREVOR
Celles: that's my uncle
Naegg: really?
Celles: no I lied
Naegg:
?: I deduced that you'd be lying
?: also ur pigtails are fake
Celles: !
Naegg: wowo boy allo who's this mama jama
RC: wat
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SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL QUESTION MARK: KYOUKO K?R?G?R?
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KRGR: I am the night
KRGR: shrouded in mystery
Naegg: swOON
RC: exclamation point
KRGR:
RC:
KRGR:
RC:
KRGR: well played
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Then all the sudden this fuCKING BEAR POPPED UP LIKE WTF
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?: BOY HOWDY ARE YOU GUYS ALL LOSERS GOD
?: SO DESPAIRING UGH
?: but I love it
Gaymada: this bear tho
Gaymada: hot damn
Taka: MOMMY SAYS NOT TO TALK OT LES ESTRANGERS
?: wtf shut up loser
O'Wanker: butterfly vaginas?
Leon: woaaah dude
Junko: UM LIKE WHAT IS LIKE GOING ON LIKE WHAT
Cheerio: I think he needs some rice krispies
RC: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
RC: who the hell are u
?: i….
?: am….
?: MONOKUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Monokuma: and I…
Monokuma: YAI YAI AM UR LITTLE BUTTerFLY
Monokuma: GREEN BLACK AND BLUE MAKE THE COLOURS OF DEAD BODIES
Monokuma: UPUPUPUPUPUPUPPUPUPUPUPUPUPPU
KRGR: question mark
Celles: wow ur a pretty cool cat
Monokuma: aw thank yo-
Celles: that was a lie I hate you
Monokuma: whatever
Sayaka: I do NOT want to be friends with u
Dreadlocks: you tell 'em Sayaka
Sayaka: still friends
Dreadlocks: uuUUUUUUUGH
Fukawa: r u a pokemon
Monokuma: STFU
Monokuma: anyway u guis are no locked in this school and r totes being recorded
Monokuma: anyway if u wanna get out kill each other
Monokuma: kapeesh?
Naegg: okay
Sayaka: yeah
Leon: sure
Dreadlocks: why not
KRGR: k
Togami: aight
Junko: like
O'Wanker: scrotums
Taka: yes sir
Cheerio: grrrrrrrrrreat
Fukawa: whatevs im part cereal killer anyway
Cheerio: nani
Gaymada: kay
Celles: si senor
Assaheiney: okay
Sakura: yes warrior
RC: well if everyone else is doin it y not
Monokuma: cool
Monokuma: so yeah here r ur student handbooks
Monokuma: school rules r inside
Junko: r u like seriously like expecting us to like read these like rules like no
Monokuma: ye I figured as much
Monokuma: anyway, don't sleep anywhere but ur dorms, nighttime from 10 to 7 and everything else is daytime no escaping blahbittyblahbittyblaaaah and make sure to kill each other
Everyone: okie dokie
Monokuma: *leaves*
Naegg: KILLING IS
Naegg: BAD
Sayaka: not healthy grounds for a friendship
Dreadlocks: im too high fo dis shit
KRGR: hmmmmm
Togami: whatevs
Fukawa: still got nothin to worry about
Cheerio: *eyes fukawa suspiciously*
O'Wanker: bitchy avon ladies
Taka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Celles: I am not worried
Celles: I lied
Junko: THIS IS LIKE TOTES LIKE BULLSHIT UM LIKE NO THANKS
Leon: WORD
Assaheiney: oh nOOOOOOOOOOO
Sakura: warriors who wants to b a true warrior and warrior it out with this warrior
Gaymada: KYAAAAAH
RC: WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN 2 ME?!
RC: CURSE U NARRATOR-KUNNNNNNN
Narrator: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
Will Reader-Chan ever escape the wrath of the Narrator? Will he/she/it even survive the first five minutes, or at least longer than Junko?
Junko: like what
Find out, in the next exciting chapter of:
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DANGAN READER-CHAN