Harry Potter and the Freak's Stone.
Petunia:I hate Potters.
Vernon:I hate potters.
Dudley:I hat..duh i mean gaa gaa goo goo
Dumbledore:Nag Nag Nag! You get to keep him.
Dursleys:Nooooooooo!!!
(Years later)
Petunia:Get outta the toilet you freak.
Dudley:Give I egg and bacon oo freak.
Vernon:Get the damn mail you freak.
Harry:Yes Noble lords and gentle lady.
Dursleys:(whip harry) Watch yer tongue.
Hagrid:Harry oo is magic creature.
(Harry goes to school)
Ron:You are harry potter?
Harry:Yes you bloody runt.
Ron:(Stabs harry)
Hermione:Are you doing magic?
Ron:Uh...duh.well...erm...think so..maybe.
Neville:Anyone seen my pet gorilla?
(They reach school)
Hagrid:Furst yurs dis wey.(Drowns first years)
Mcgonagall:You are all going to wear a slime bogged hat.
Hermione:I practiced magic.
Ron:(Stabs Hermione)
Harry:(Wears the Hat thing)
Hat:You bloody rascal shoo, scat, go away.
Harry:Please Not Slytherin.
Hat:Oh?! No No I am a hat.
(Harry goes to Gryffindor)
Weasely's:Nooooooo!!!
Seamus:Moo Mom wez ey vich oin moy dod woiz a moggul.
Dean:Go West Hamlets!
Ron:?(Stabs Dean)
Harry:Hey! Cut it out will ya.
Ron:Shuttup you lowland gorilla.I can do anything cos i am poor and
i really suck.
(Snapes Class)
Gryffindor's:Bonjour Monseiur Snape.Our Gracious Master.
Slytherin's:Hey Corky Snivellus why dont you eat slime?
Snape:23986795 points from Gryffindor and 145123451234 points to
Slytherin.
Harry:But...
Snape:Shuddup you!(Stabs Harry)
Ron:Hey thats my line!
Hermione:I know everything cos i am a greasy ham.
Neville:My pet Gorilla slipped outta my pocket.
Snape:(Stabs Neville)
Ron:Thats the last straw!(Stabs Snape)
Slytherin's:Weasley is our King!
(Broom Classes)
Neville:I got a whatsitsname cos i dont remember nothing.
Malfoy:You mean this (takes the remembrall)
Harry:Why you wascally wabbit c'mere!
Mcgonagall:You're in the team potter.
Ron:(Stabs Mcgonagall)
Harry:Now why did you do that for you maniac!
Ron:Um well...erm...yeah...hmm(stabs harry)That solves the problem!
AUTHOR"S note:hmmm .ive not written everything cos me dont remember the story.gotta read it
have a cookie!
Petunia:I hate Potters.
Vernon:I hate potters.
Dudley:I hat..duh i mean gaa gaa goo goo
Dumbledore:Nag Nag Nag! You get to keep him.
Dursleys:Nooooooooo!!!
(Years later)
Petunia:Get outta the toilet you freak.
Dudley:Give I egg and bacon oo freak.
Vernon:Get the damn mail you freak.
Harry:Yes Noble lords and gentle lady.
Dursleys:(whip harry) Watch yer tongue.
Hagrid:Harry oo is magic creature.
(Harry goes to school)
Ron:You are harry potter?
Harry:Yes you bloody runt.
Ron:(Stabs harry)
Hermione:Are you doing magic?
Ron:Uh...duh.well...erm...think so..maybe.
Neville:Anyone seen my pet gorilla?
(They reach school)
Hagrid:Furst yurs dis wey.(Drowns first years)
Mcgonagall:You are all going to wear a slime bogged hat.
Hermione:I practiced magic.
Ron:(Stabs Hermione)
Harry:(Wears the Hat thing)
Hat:You bloody rascal shoo, scat, go away.
Harry:Please Not Slytherin.
Hat:Oh?! No No I am a hat.
(Harry goes to Gryffindor)
Weasely's:Nooooooo!!!
Seamus:Moo Mom wez ey vich oin moy dod woiz a moggul.
Dean:Go West Hamlets!
Ron:?(Stabs Dean)
Harry:Hey! Cut it out will ya.
Ron:Shuttup you lowland gorilla.I can do anything cos i am poor and
i really suck.
(Snapes Class)
Gryffindor's:Bonjour Monseiur Snape.Our Gracious Master.
Slytherin's:Hey Corky Snivellus why dont you eat slime?
Snape:23986795 points from Gryffindor and 145123451234 points to
Slytherin.
Harry:But...
Snape:Shuddup you!(Stabs Harry)
Ron:Hey thats my line!
Hermione:I know everything cos i am a greasy ham.
Neville:My pet Gorilla slipped outta my pocket.
Snape:(Stabs Neville)
Ron:Thats the last straw!(Stabs Snape)
Slytherin's:Weasley is our King!
(Broom Classes)
Neville:I got a whatsitsname cos i dont remember nothing.
Malfoy:You mean this (takes the remembrall)
Harry:Why you wascally wabbit c'mere!
Mcgonagall:You're in the team potter.
Ron:(Stabs Mcgonagall)
Harry:Now why did you do that for you maniac!
Ron:Um well...erm...yeah...hmm(stabs harry)That solves the problem!
AUTHOR"S note:hmmm .ive not written everything cos me dont remember the story.gotta read it
have a cookie!