We're baaaaaaaaaaaack! Yes, I know, I said that at the beginning of the last fic, but now we're really back. Without Aja. Because we feel like it. So now it's just me, Sean, and Alex, and I have taken over the role of Bella. Okay, so basically, ignore ALL of "Notes: The Sequel" and everything after chapter 60 (or 61, depending on if you pay attention to the chapter number that Fanfiction puts up or the one I put right after) of Notes. Yes, we are scrapping 40 chapters worth of material, because we feel like it. See, the three of us got together a couple days ago and re-read a bunch of our chapters...then decided it was so much fun, maybe we should continue it. SO we decided to completely ignore that huge chunk of chapters (including everything involving the Volturi and Sean's stupid plot idea at the end XD) and we're not even going to come up with an excuse as to why none of that happened. It just didn't. There's your excuse. XP

So now, to refresh everyone's memory, we are starting just after Seth proposed to Rhys. Yes, I will put everyone's font thingy at the beginning, just to make it easier on you all. Also:

Sean = Edward, Rhys

Alex = Alice

Me = Nessie, Seth, Bella

Just so you know so you can properly say crap in reviews. XD And now, here we go!

Notes: The Revised Edition

Chapter 1

Edward, Rhys, Nessie, Seth, Alice, Bella

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So when is the wedding?

-bursting with happiness- Hopefully soon! -looks at Alice- Pleeeeasee?

Calm down, Rhys, you're going to break the chair if you bounce too much more.

How far have you come on the wedding plans, Alice?

I've almost gotten everything that I've ordered from overseas here, but the cake got back-ordered.

Well, that sucks.

Oh, well...okay. Who exactly is coming? Obviously you guys, the wolves, Carlisle, Esme, Jasper, Emmett, Rose...anybody else?

It's your guys' wedding, is there anyone else you want to invite?

I don't think so...Rhys?

If anyone else wants to come then I'll have to kick them, then go through the painful process of changing some orders.

THAT would be entertaining...where's Bella?

No, there's nobody else I want to invite. Do we have a tentative date?

...you can be very violent when something interferes with your plans, Auntie Alice.

Hey, I was "in the bathroom". What'd I miss? -looks at above conversation- Oh...that's what I missed.

Oh, hey, Bella.

I don't get violent, I just have to kill everything in a five mile radius.

..Been there, seen that. -shudders-

Really? When did this happen?

-shudder-

It certainly didn't happen at any point that I've known you.

So...Alice...how much longer do we have to wait for the wedding?

Oh, right, that. The wedding will be on Monday.

Rhys, we don't talk about it. It was rather traumatic for all of us.

MONDAY? -super excited- Thanks Auntie Alice! And Edward, really? Wow.

Rhys, CALM DOWN!

Hey, now I'm curious. What happened, Edward?

Monday? Really? Sweet! I can't wait!

Wait a second, I'm getting a call on my cell from the tailors. Hopefully they have the suits done. -picks up the phone- Hello? Yes, I do need them then. What? No! It can't be held off! Well fine! I'll just never use your services ever again! -hangs up- ...well, I guess I'm going to be making the suits myself.

One day, Alice decided she wanted to replace all of the curtains in our house. The curtain place didn't have enough material to fill her order, and the next day, the store was gone, and 23 employees were mysteriously missing. She never did tell us what she did with them.

Seth! It'll finally be official! -gives him a huge hug-

...O_O...

I never knew you were that evil, Alice.

-hugging him tightly- This is so exciting!

It wouldn't have been so extreme if they didn't tell me to screw myself.

Hence, what Alice wants, Alice gets.

-extracts himself- What about a honeymoon? -winks at Seth-

Wow, Auntie Alice. Do I even want to know what you did?

Alice, I don't think I know you anymore.

Hmm...-grin- I'm sure we could think of something...

Relax, I didn't kill anyone.

Suuuuure you didn't. -smirk-

We could ask Carlisle and Esme if we could use Isle Esme?

Oh, the irony of that island...

-sighs- That island is beginning to lose its special intimacy.

That sounds like a great idea.

Bella, we'll always be the first to break the headboard. -grins-

...sorry, Bella.

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There you go, everyone. I apologize for any confusion this newest fic may cause...though I do hope the note at the beginning cleared most things up. If it didn't, however, feel free to say something in a review or PM. XD The three of us are going to be meeting semi-regularly for a few hours each time, so hopefully the chapters will end up being a bit longer than this, and longer than the length you're used to. The only reason this one is so short is because we spent an hour or so going over options for a roleplay. Oh, btw, we have tentative plans in the future for doing either a TMI (The Mortal Instruments) or HoN (House of Night) roleplay, once we're done with this one...or possibly at the same time, I dunno. But if you're a fan of either of those fandoms, then keep your eyes glued on me, because I'll most likely be the one posting them. XD Oh, and the reason Bella didn't show up til later was because I totally forgot that I'm her now. But don't worry, that won't happen again!

Whoa...wall of text, much? Sorry 'bout that, folks. I apparently don't know how to use paragraphs in my Author's Notes...anyway, please review and show us that you're not terribly pissed we've made you wait so long for any hint of anything!