Anime Pwns You: Yay my first fan fiction! I don't care if you flame because you can step off! Okay…little off subject normaly I'm not like that, anyway this is about one of my favorite Bleach characters Yachiru. Everyone has secrets right? Even you…yes you. Anyway, this is Yachiru's secret. The story will go on after the secret is reveled, so don't worry. Lots of surprises some wtf others…kinky…I'll leave it at that. *evil smirk* Yachiru would you please.

Yachiru: She does own Bleach. If she did *evil smirk* lots of yoai and all that other…stuff.

Enjoy!

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Little Yachiru's Big Secret

Chapter 1: Yay Party! …Right?

In the middle of the Shinigami Woman's Association's meeting.

"Everyone, I have a important announcement to make…" all eyes were on the vice president of the SWA, Nanao Ise, she begun again "It is President Yachiru's birthday next Tuesday…"

"I didn't know that!" Rangiku said while her eyes sparkled in anticipation.

"How old are you going to be?" Unohana asked truly curious. All eyes shifted to Yachiru who shifted uncomfortably in her chair. No one truly knew how old she was, not even Kenpachi himself.

"Tw…" she quickly covered her own mouth, "I mean…ten, yeah ten I was about to say twelve silly me!" she laughed nervously. Everyone stared at her suspiciously, expect for Rangiku how seem oblivious to the tension or Yachiru nervousness.

"Yeah, the big 1 0, one decade old go for you!" Rangiku loudly cheered. They stared at her with that 'wtf face'.

"Are you drunk again." Nemu said in her normal mono tone… it was more of a statement than a question.

"What me?" she pointed to herself. She tried to act innocent and they gave her that face that says 'yeah right'.

Yachiru took this opportunity while they were distracted to quickly say "Meeting over." before anyone could protest she was gone. The all stared at the still spinning chair exchanging worried and suspicious glances.

****************************************************************************************************************** Yachiru slowed her pace to a walk. Breathing a sigh she went off into her thoughts. "Spill the beans, will you! Stupid, stupid, stupid…that was to close!" She mentally yelled at herself. "I wish I could tell somebody...anybody. I wish I could tell Kenny. What will they think of me…will they do what my village did?" She winced at the memory.

She was too caught up in her thoughts to watch where she was going. She bumped into something…hard. It knocked her down on her butt. She rubs her now sore butt and looked up.

That something was a someone and that someone was the last person she wanted to see at the moment. Her eyes widened and she gasped.

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Anime Pwns You: How do you like Yachiru?

Yachiru: I hate it, I'm all depressed. I thought birthdays were fun, not sad! Wait...who did I bump into?! Was it pedafiel?! I'm scared of pedafiels! I need a adult! I need a adult!

Anime Pws You: *flails arms in panic* Calm down, calm down, no pedafiel! *sigh* Have a cookie. * holds out cookie*

Yachiru:*bites cookie from hand* mmmm…snickers doddle.

Anime Pwns You: Hey, watch the fingers! *quickly pulls back hand and checks to see if she has five fingers* Anyways…for each review Yachiru gets a cookie!

Yachiru: *eyes widen and gasps* REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!

Anime Pwns You: That's the spirit! *tosses cookie in the air. Yachiru Frisbee catches the cookie* Clicky the button!