SUPER MASTOUR PRESENTS
Everybody Loves Raguna
Episode 1 (Or Chapter 1)
(Raguna):
Hello! I'm Raguna, and I live here in Kardia with my wife, Felicity. My next door neighbor also happens to be my best friend, his name is Camus, and he lives with his wife Melody. My brother, Ivan, also comes here frequently, he stops by every weekend or so, he's a nice guy... Yep, this town may seem perfect and all... But there is one problem... My father in law is the mayor.. Godwin.
Now, not everyone will let themselves be narrated by someone else, but these people will because-
(Ivan):
Everybody Loves Raguna...
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"Hey hey hey!" Raguna said as he walked in, "I'm home! What's for dinner?" he asked as he walked over to the kitchen.
"Nothing yet!" a voice yelled from the bathroom,
"Nothing?!" Raguna said in shock, "But I'm super hungry!"
"Yeah.." the voice came out, it was Felicity, "And I'm super tired! I've been cleaning the house all day non-stop! Just wait for dinner, please." she mumbled and carried a bucket of water outside.
"Fine..." Raguna groaned and laid on his sofa, "Stupid no dinner..." he continued grumbling, "I'm famished... Huh..." he sighed.
"Ok." Felicity said as she walked back in, "I cleaned our room, the living room, the forge, your medicine area... the bathroom." she shuddered at that thought, "All I need is-"
"My food?" Raguna interrupted and looked up,
"I'll get to your food in a minute." Felicity grumbled, "Let me see... What did I miss? Um.." she pondered deeply, "No... Not that..." she mumbled, "I did that... oh! The kitchen!" she yelled in realization and walked over to the said area.
"Hey!" Raguna said, "If you're over there can you make me something to eat!?"
"Wait!" Felicity yelled, for the subject was starting to peeve her, "Wait... Ok?" she calmed down.
"Ok..." Raguna grumbled and turned on the TV, "Oh... There's a game?" he said in surprise as a game o football (soccer for you Americans) was playing on the screen.
A knock was heard on the door,
"Can you get it?" Felicity told her husband as she washed some dishes,
"Wait!" Raguna said, too into the football game, "It's the Noradian Knights versus the Sechs Sorcerers!" he yelled in excitement, "This is going to be good!"
"Get the door!" Felicity yelled, hearing more knocks on it, "NOW!"
"Ok! Ok!" Raguna grumbled and stood up, "No need to yell!"
"Huh..." Felicity sighed and returned to the chores.
Raguna opened the door and was happy to see who it was.
"Hey hey!" a voice greeted, it was Camus, Raguna's best friend, "How's the game!?"
"Hey, Camus!" Raguna responded, "It's going great! Still zero to zero though."
"Awesome! And at minute 13!" Camus said as he looked at the TV, "I brought some chips and salsa so we could watch it better!"
"Great!" Raguna said," Come! Sit down!" he led his friend to the sofa,
"Look at that pass." Camus observed as a player on the TV kicked the ball, "This is good!" he laughed and placed the food articles on the coffee table in front of them.
"Oh.." Felicity said as she walked up and saw Camus, "It's you, Camus..." she said, not that surprised, "Where's Melody?"
"At the bathscshss.." Camus said as he crunched on a chip,
"Oh, Raguna!" Felicity grumbled as she saw her husband eating some chips, "Don't eat those! You'll spoil your appetite!"
"Appetite for what!?" Raguna responded, "You haven't made anything yet! Nor do you plan to, anyways."
"I'm busy, Raguna!" Felicity growled, it was going to turn into an argument any second now...
"Well, I'm hungry!" Raguna yelled, "and if you aren't going to feed me, I'll eat these chips if I have to!"
"No... you're... not!" Felicity said and smacked the chip he was holding out of his hand.
"GOOALLLLL!" Camus yelled as the Sechs made a goal on the Noradians, then turned to Raguna and Felicity, who were glaring at him. "Ooh..." he mumbled, "I think this is a bad time... I'll be heading off now... See you later, Raguna... Felicity." he tipped his head and started to leave.
"Goodbye, Camus." Felicity told him as he slowly went out the door.
"There goes my afternoon." Raguna grumbled to himself and plopped himself on the sofa, "No Food, No Friend, and my team is losing." he said as he pointed to the television,
"I'll get to your food later." Felicity said and started to make her way back to the kitchen, but she stopped when she heard a familiar "CRUNCH" sound.
There was Raguna, slouched on the couch and eating the chips Camus left, all without a care in the world.
"Raguna..." Felicity growled, "Did I not just tell you NOT to eat chips?"
"Huh?" Raguna refocused his attention back on her, "Oh... Yeah... Oh well..."
"Oh well?" Felicity said, "Oh well!?" she yelled, grabbed the whole bag of chips and poured its contents all over Raguna, then proceeded to do the same with the salsa jar. "Enjoy your meal." she said and walked off.
"The food here's good." Raguna told her as she walked off, "But I may have a comment on the service! Ugh..." he looked at his clothes, which were filled with food.
"Here's your steak to go with that." Felicity said as she came back with a raw steak and then slammed it into Raguna's chest, piling it on with the chips and salsa.
"Oh come on!" Raguna yelled and stood up, most of the food falling off with the action, "This is my favorite shirt!"
"You have like 30 more exact copies!" Felicity responded, "Why are you getting so mad for?"
"I'm not mad!" Raguna said, "You're the one who's mad! Pouring full course meals on people's clothing! That's like... a five on the anger scale!" he yelled and looked at his shirt once more, "Oh God..."
"Can't you have a little patience?" Felicity asked, "I work my fingers to the bone cleaning this house, I can't do that and your food at the same time!"
"You can try." Raguna mumbled, then looked at his wife's angered expression, "Huh..." he sighed, "I'm sorry..." he mumbled, seeing he was not winning this anytime soon. "I'll try to be more patient..."
"Thank you." Felicity said and calmed down, "But you have to clean up your food." she said, pointing to the bits of salsa and chips on the ground.
"Come on!" Raguna groaned, "Fine..."
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"What's for dinner?" Raguna said as he sat down on the table with fresh new clothes,
"Your favorite." Felicity responded, "Steak and chips."
"Ha ha... Very funny." Raguna laughed sarcastically as she put the plates on the table, "Is this on me or on a plate?"
"On a plate." Felicity chuckled, "Unless you want it on you."
"That's one dish even I would pass on." Raguna laughed,
"I wouldn't." Felicity mumbled,
"What was that!?" Raguna said,
"Nothing!" Felicity responded,
"Ha ha!" Raguna laughed, "I heard you alright! Oh boy! Let's get started then!" he said and plopped the steak on his chest,
"Raguna!" Felicity said, quite embarrassed, "Stop that!"
"Come on, sweetheart!" Raguna said as he placed the chips all over him, "It's on the house!"
I really hope you will like this new series! Please Review! Now get ready for more!
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