Written to prove that Yugi and sugar do not mix. I like Yugi, I really do, but people do odd things when they're on a sugar high. Like me. Mom says I act like I'm drunk. I wouldn't know. I can't ever remember it. I'm not even gonna write a disclaimer, because this IS fanfiction dot net, and therefore, these stories are not written by their original creator or present owner.
"Yami?"
"Yugi."
"I'm bored."
"I know."
"Oh."
"Go to sleep or something."
"Why?"
"You won't be bored."
"Yes I will, I'll be bored to sleep."
"Go play in traffic or something."
"Okay!"
"ACK! No! I wasn't being serious!"
"You weren't? But you sounded so calm."
"It's called sarcasm, Yugi."
"Oh."
"Of course, if you're making fun of something, it's satire. Alice in Wonderland was a satire of the British Parliament."
"Wow. Cool."
"That went in one ear and out the other, didn't it?"
"Yeah."
"Why do I bother?"
"I dunno."
"I know you don't Yugi. It was a rhetorical question."
"What's that mean?"
"It means that I didn't want an answer."
"Then why'd you ask?"
"Yugi, you're dense."
"But you love me anyway."
"Yes. Yes I do. Although for the life of me I can't figure out why."
"Because…I'm…a modern version of you?"
"If hyper is modern, I'll stay old-fashioned, thank you very much."
"Yami, that's mean."
"That's why I said it, Yugi."
"Why would you say such mean things?"
"Are you channeling Anzu or something, mou hitori no boku?"
"Nope! Malik-chan gave me sugar!"
"Remind me to kill him later."
"Okay!"
"Yugi, why don't we do something useful with all that extra energy of yours?"
"Okay! Race you to the bedroom! Winner gets to be on top!"
"That's not what I--wait. That works. Wait up! You got a head start, you little cheater!"