Part 1: The English Host

Hey guys! Phoenix here! I'm here with yet another Ouran High school Host Club fan-fiction. Enjoy and have a wonderful day! I'm sorry in advance that it's not very well done.. :/

"I was wondering If I was able to qualify for the position for a host." a girl said with a very thick British accent.

"Yes, we do need new souls, fresh meat, y'know." Tamaki said, considering his options about this woman on the phone.

"Mmm." She said.

"What was that?" He said.

"Um!" Her voice perked up, " Yes, I… perhaps so." She said.

"Okay, your age." Tamaki said, it sounded as though he was reading from a paper.

"Um… 14 years." She said.

"Your name?" Tamaki said.

"Valeria." She said over the phone.

"Ok, I know this question is going to sound weird… but what the heck… What would you do if demons started attacking?" Tamaki said nervously, putting his mouth close to the phone and spoke as clearly as possible.

"Demons? Are you afraid?" She said keeping her monotone voice.

"Uh… Maybe. What would you do?" He asked, his voice shaky this time.

"I would gladly clean them up for you." She said certain, she did not question his question, nor did she sound uncertain at all.

"R-really?" Tamaki said, excitement in his voice.

"Of course, Darling." She said with a large smile on her face.

"Ok! You're in! Come to the third music room tomorrow!" He said clearly excited.

With trouble, she hung up the phone,

"Damn contraption." She said angrily, "I'm too old for this."

She walked into the Host Club wearing a ruffled grey shirt with a similar knee long ruffled skirt, long knee high black boots, and laced stockings. Her hair was in a low bun and had pearl earrings. It even looked as though she wore a corset. Everyone looked at her because it simply looked like she was out of history.

"Woah." Said Hikaru,

"This is her?" Kaoru said confused.

"Meet the new host." Tamaki declared putting his arm around Valeria.

"Hostess." Valeria said firmly, "I'm not a male, nor do I look like one."

"Sure, sure." Tamaki said dismissively, "Everyone, introduce yourselves!" Tamaki sang.

"I'm Haruhi", a tall thin girl said.

"Nice to meet you, Miss." Valeria said.

She knew that Haruhi was disguised as a boy, she despises the fact of people concealing their true selves. She is not truthful with everyone else. She is a perfectionist who is not too pleased with herself.

"How did you-?" Tamaki gasped, covering his mouth from the cunning ability from Valeria.

"Darling, I could see right through her." Valeria chattered with a smile forming on her face. She took out a chair and sat on it.

The rest of the club introduced themselves leaving the twins awestruck, Kyoya intrigued, Haruhi and Honey surprised, Tamaki impressed and Takashi with no particular emotion at all.