I swear, Fang's on drugs.
Some person on his blog introduced him to some video called 'Warthog Training', from some video game called Halo. I want to kill them.
"Happy juice." Fang whispered, and I slapped him upside the head. And we all know that works.
"HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE! HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, I LOVE I LOVE HAPPY HAPPY, I LOVE I LOVE HAPPY HAPPY, I LOVE HAPPY HAPPY JUICE! DO YOU LOVE HAPPY JUICE, CAUSE I DO! I EFFING LOVE HAPPY JUICE! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAH! I LOVE HAPPY JUICE!" he yelled as we walked down the street with the flock. Iggy and Gazzy ate it up, of course. Angel giggled at me, and Nudge slapped both Gaz and Ig.
"Don't encourage him." I muttered. "Please."
"Max. Guess what?" Fang said.
"Happy juice." I replied, sighing.
"HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE! HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, HAPPY HAPPY JUICE, I LOVE I LOVE HAPPY HAPPY, I LOVE I LOVE HAPPY HAPPY, I LOVE HAPPY HAPPY JUICE! DO YOU LOVE HAPPY JUICE, CAUSE I DO! I EFFING LOVE HAPPY JUICE! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAH! I LOVE HAPPY JUICE!"
Kill me now. Please. Make it quick and painless.
To get to video: type in on the url thingy(without '(' and ')' s): (www.)tinyurl(.com)/cvguaq
Happy Juice Song: 3:53-4:39