Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter Seiries, or Lucius Malfoy (thought he does live in my closet). Also I am sorry if it is not prefectly typed or has prefect grammar because I typed this not my typist.
"How many puns can somebody make with Sirius Black's name?", asked Lucius Malfoy stretching out on to a green arm chair. He and a few other Slytherins occupied the silver and green common room. It was a Wednesday meaning nobody had anything especially important to do that day.
Macnair looked at his feet screwed up his eyes and thought a moment, "One!", he finally declared after several long moments of thought.
"What?", asked Lucius.
"How many puns can you make with Sirius Black's name? It is one!", said Macnair with a small amount of excitement crossing across his face.
"Really", said Lucius.
"Siriusly" said Macnair.
Severus Snape looked up from his corner.
"Siriusly", said Severus a small smile creeping onto his face.
"Siriusly", said Macnair winking at Severus.
Severus snickered.
"What is it?", asked Lucius looking back and forth between Macnair and Severus.
"You don't know?" asked Macnair sarcastically.
"Sirusly", said Severus still laughing.
"What is it?!", said Lucius.
"Siriusly!", said Macnair in a cold voice, "You Siriusly don't get it?"
"Siriusly", said Severus shaking his head.
"TELL ME THE DAMN JOKE NOW!!", roared Lucius.
Both Severus and Macnair couldn't help but laugh at the manic look on Lucius's pale face. Narcissa Black walked into the common room.
"…what is going on?", said Narcissa.
"Those gits," Lucius sneered at Macnair and Severus, "won't tell me their joke!"
"I'm sorry…", said Narcissa patiently, "what was the joke even about?'
"Sirius Black…", mumbled Lucius.
"NO! It was just not about Black, but a pun that went with his name.", said Macnair brandishing a finger at Lucius.
"So…what was it?", asked Narcissa ready to be done with the topic.
"Siriusly" smirked Severus.
Narcissa shook her head smiling, "You all must be real proud of yourselves."
"Well, I am.", said Macnair.
Lucius looked blankly from Narcissa to Macnair to Severus and back to Naricissa.
"…I still don't get it! What is the bloody damn joke?", said Lucius losing his patience.
"Siriusly", said Severus flatly.
"YES!", shrieked Lucius at Severus.
They all started laughing again except Lucius, and Severus who was now wiping spit off his forehead.
"Lucius…", said Narcissa still laughing slightly, "The joke is Siriusly. It is his name…Sirius. They just added a 'ly' at the end."
Lucius's face fell, "It wasn't that funny."
"Siriusly?", asked Macnair.
Author's Note: Macnair is a character from the books. He is the excutioner guy from the third book (I'm reading them agian), and I thought to use him because it says his friends with Lucius and any friend of Lucius's is a friend of mine.