"How could we have possibly lost a Wu to Jack!" Rai yelled.
Lamia smiled, "Wow, have you been practicing? You actually beat a Monk… fairly."
Jack smiled, "Ah, this reminds me of a story. It has a moral, too.
One day in Fairy Bot land, Bob and Frankie were eating hotdogs when the voice of God came down and said, "Bob and Frankie, you are to scour the world for the giant pickle-hoppers. When you find them, bring them to the great escalator of DOOM."
So Frankie and Bob set out on their quest. Eventually, they got lost in the woods and Bob converted to cannibalism and ate Frankie, but got eaten by a bear.
So the bear met a dragon named Santamarshmallowsarchophagus and the two of them decided to go visit Michael Jackson. So they went to Planet Cheezburger and found Michael, and the three of them shared a milkshake. Then Jesus came down and demanded a beer. After a few drinks he got crazy drunk and started destroying everything. Then he took Michael, Santamarshmallowsarchophagus, and the bear to Heaven to talk to God where they all decided to have sex. Five weeks later Santamarshmallowsarchophagus gets pregnant and has twelve mutant Santamarshmallowsarchophagus babies. So Jesus, God, Santamarshmallowsarchophagus, and the bear fight for custody over the babies, but end up getting killed by the Vulcans. Spock takes the babies to the Enterprise, uses them for food, and has his way with Captain Kirk. The end."
Wuya and Chase stared at Jack like he'd gone mad. Raimundo had his hands over
Omi's ears, who was confused. Clay sighed and shook his head while Kimiko gave the same look Chase and Wuya were giving.
Lamia smiled, "That was a great story, Jack! Tell another!"
"No!" Chase yelled.
Everyone looked at him.
"Let me get the camcorder first!"