I do not own Camp Lazlo or any other shows from Cartoonnetwork. Also, I am twisted, but not enough to write gay fanfics. I just don't have the stomach for that kind of stuff.


The night air felt good in Krystine's blonde hair. Her black cloak also blowing against the wind. Dressed in a green sleeveless tunic and brown shorts. She stood on the top of a cliff, grasping her choker necklace for dear life. The green jewel shone brightly in the moonlight. Being what she was, she had to live in the cliffs and mountains for quite some time. Her sister Alatea had died a few days ago, burned to the stake. She was guilty for being exactly what she was. A witch.

Krystine was forced to flee after that unfortunate day. Her eldest sister, Rafaella, has been missing for years now. The choker was the only thing she had left of her family. Tears slipped down her cheeks, but deep inside, she knew that her sisters were in a better place.

Yelling was heard from behind her, the sound of townsmen. They had found her and chased her from the hut she currently lived in. Scared for her life, she ripped off her choker, the black leather of the choker suddenly turning straight like a rod and got longer. The green jewel slithered up onto the top of the rod and swelled to the size of an apple. She said some unearthly words and the water in the lake below the cliff began to swirl, like a giant whirlpool. The men behind her were getting closer. Closing her eyes, she jumped and fell into the watery abyss below. She turned her head a bit to see The men watching her fall, hateful and unconcerned looks on their faces. She smiled a bit and closed her emerald green eyes. She was free now.

At Camp Kidney

Clam poked at the caterpillar that was crawling on the tree. Lazlo slapped his hand away from the poor thing. "Stop teasing it! Can't you see it's trying to sleep?" He said. Everyone was gathered around the campfire that night, roasting marshmallows and telling scary stories like usual. Suddenly, the sky started to swirl, turning from dark blue to purple to green in a matter of seconds. All heads were staring at it.

"What do you think that is Lazlo?" Raj asked, eyes big.

"I don't know Raj..." He said, eyes big as well. Then, something fell out of the center of the swirling, and then the sky returned to normal. The thing fell nearby the fire, hitting some trees and bushes on the way down.

"It's the end of the world!" Some random kid screamed. Pretty soon, everyone except Lazlo, Raj, and Clam were panicking. Slinkman tried to calm everyone down. He didn't notice the three boys walking into the woods to investigate. Clam brought out a flashlight and handed it to Lazlo.

"Wow it's scary out here." Raj said, biting his nails a bit. The bushes rustled a bit. "EEP!" He screamed. Lazlo turned the flashlight.

"What is it?" He asked.

"There's something! In the bushes!" Raj said. Lazlo pointed the flashlight at the bushes. Clam was eating some of the edible wildberries on the bush. Raj just sighed in relief.

"Good berries!" Clam said, his mouth red with the juice.

"Don't do that Clam! You just about gave me a heart attack!" Raj said.

They continued to walk until they were at the shore of Leaky Lake. On the shore was a dark figure, sprawled in the sands. Lazlo clicked off the flashlight, seeing as the moon cast enough light. He was going to approach the figure when Raj pulled him back a bit. "No! Don't! What if it's some crazy monster?" He warned. Lazlo considered this.

"Well we won't know by just standing here will we?" He said. Then the orange monkey approached the figure. Bits of blonde hair peeked out from underneath the black cloak. Carefully, he lifted the cloak up a bit to see more blonde hair. Feeling a bit brave, he yanked the entire cloak off and looked at the thing hiding underneath. He gasped. It was a girl.


Okay people, that ends todays chapter. Just kidding, I'm just being a pain in the side to you all right nowz. :D


The next day in Nurse Leslie's office

Krystine woke up, her back ached and she felt like someone had diced her up with knives. She opened her eyes to see herself in a room with blue walls. She looked at the bed she currently rested in as well. Then her hands. They were okay, bandaged up a bit, furry, and aching a bit, but okay- wait, FURRY? She shot out of bed and turned herself to the full length mirror in the room. She wasn't human anymore. she was a lot smaller than she remembered herself to be, and her clothes were now much too big. The choker stayed where it normally was.

Her yellow hair was still the same, but now she had a white muzzle, eyes had gotten considerably bigger. And if the embarassment didn't end there, she also had bunny ears, a black nose, and a fluffy white tail. Her ears drooped at the shock. Her jaw was hanging and the really loose shirt drooped over her shoulder a bit. Then a knocking came from the door. A shark in a chair with wheels came in. He had a clipboard and wore some sort of uniform.

"Hello there, my name is Nurse Leslie." He said. Her tail shook a bit, she grabbed the fluffy mess to calm it down. "You were found in the woods just yesterday by some of our campers. Do you mind telling me who you are and how you got here?" He asked. You probably wouldn't believe me if I told you the truth. She thought.

"My name is Krystine." She said, trying to remain calm about the whole 'bunny' thing. He noticed her nervousness and tried to ease her a bit.

"Don't worry Krystine, everything is going to be fine. Why don't you sit a bit?" He asked. She plopped onto the bed and stared at her now yellow feet. "Can you tell me how you got here?" He asked.

"I don't really know." She lied.

"Alright then, are you here because of family or visiting from another country?" He asked.

"Nope." That was the truth... kind of.

"Do you live nearby?"

"No." Hell no.

The nurse sighed. "Do you live ANYWHERE?" He asked sternly. She shook her head no. This took the nurse aback. He quickly wrote some things in his clipboard and tossed a bag of clothes to her. "These are some spares I found in the back. I'll talk to the camp councilor about your staying arrangements." He said, and closed the door behind him, leaving a shocked Krystine alone in the room.

Does this mean i can stay? And what does he mean by 'camp'? She wondered as she pulled out some of the clothes from the bag. She walked out the door, wearing a green t-shirt and some old black sweatpants with really old sneakers. There was a hole cut in the back of the pants for tail room. She wagged the fluff ball on her butt again. This is going to take some time to get used to... She thought.

She met up with the nurse in the front of the building, he was busy administering to a patients large splinter on his knuckle. The patient was some sort of platypus. He seemed to be her own age, but since she shrunk and everything, it was hard to tell. He wore some sort of brown uniform with a little hat on his head. He also had this everlasting frown on his face, like someone put it there with a hammer and chisel.

The nurse yanked the splinter out hard, and the platypus screamed in pain. "Maybe this should teach you from punching doors again Edward." The nurse said as he bandaged the wound. Krystine knocked on the wood of the door frame lightly, getting both male's attention. "Ah, you've finished. Edward, go show her to the mess hall. I need to dp something." He said, and wheeled off into aother room.

The platypus gawked a bit at her. "Um... hello?" She said, snapping her fingers in front of his face. He came back to reality. "Oh, um, hey there. I'm Edward." He said finally. He opened the door for her to outside. "Thanks, my name is Krystine." She said. He walked ahead of her and led the way to the mess hall.

Does that mean that it's a messy hall? Why would people want to eat in a hall that is messy? She thought. All the campers were inside the mess hall and eating by the time they got there. Edward showed her te front door. "Here we are." He said, voice kind of jittery. Is something wrong with him? Edward was fine a while ago. She thought.

Inside

"So do you think she's going to be alright?" Lazlo asked again to Raj for what seemed like the hundreth time today. Lazlo sat across from his two best friends, poking at his green mush.

Raj just rolled his eyes. "I'm sure she's fine Lazlo, Nurse Leslie said she just needed to sleep." He pointed out with his spork.

"More sleep!" Clam agreed. Then the doors to the mess hall opened and the entire place went quiet. Clam's and Raj's eyes widened. Lazlo turned his head to see what everyone was looking at and his eyes widened too. Edward and the strange girl walked inside. She bit her lip uncomfortably from all the silence. Edward showed her where the trays and stuff were and grabbed his own. She grabbed one and took some weird looking brown and green stuff and an apple. Edward sat down at a random table.

Never before had she ever felt so awkward. All eyes in the mess hall were on her. She mumbled her thanks to the chef, who slapped on some stuff and she grabbed an apple from a basket. Turning, she saw that Edward had sat somewhere. Krystine had no idea what to do. Suddenly, a voice piped up from one of the many tables.

"Ooh! Hey! sit here! Sit heeeerrreeeee!" the voice said. She craned her neck a bit to see an overly active orange monkey literally jumping up and down to get her attention. Sighing, she reluctantly sat down next to the monkey, plopping the tray in front of her and smacking her head against the table. Not wanting to see the eyes still on her.

Then, the elephant stood from his seat. "Don't you people know it's rude to stare?" He yelled. Then the noise of the mess hall returned, but conversations now directed at the mysterious new girl.

She sighed miserably and poked at her mush with a spork. Munching on the apple, the rhino sitting in front of her poked her arm, getting her attention. "You gonna eat that?" He asked, pointing at her mush. She shook her head no and pushed the tray to him. He smiled happily and dug into whatever the mush was.

"Hi there!" She heard next to her, she shifted her gaze to the monkey next to her.

"Hello." She said.

The monkey held out his hand for her to shake. She took it. "My name is Lazlo, what's yours?" He asked.

"Krystine. Nice to meet you."

"Same here, do you go to Acorn Flats?" He asked.

Krystine raised an eyebrow. "What's that?" She asked.

"It's where all the squirrel scout girls go to of course!" Lazlo said, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

She was still confused. "I didn't know squirrels could scout." She said. Then all three boys at the table burst into laughter. Now she was more confused. "Was it something I said?"

"No no no... heh... It's nothing." Lazlo said, wiping a tear from his eye. "So have you ever been to camp before?" Krystine shook her head no. "Well, be amazed. Because we Jelly beans will make this first time at camp so exciting, you'll be coming back for more!"