Things That Frieza Would Never Say:
"Ok ok. I admit it. I am gay. Happy?"
-starts singing the song from the musical, "The Producers"- "No matter what you do on the stage Keep it light, keep it bright, keep it gay!"
"Vegeta….I'm sorry for killing your father."
–frolicking in the flowery fields, singing- "Jesus loves the little children! All the children of the world!"
More things that Broly would NEVER say:
–jumps up and down, clapping hands joyfully like a little child- Yay!! Candy Mountain!!! Lets go to Candy Mountain!"
Peragus: -manga sweat drop- I really need to get him to the mental hospital……"
–singing- "Put a banana in your ear. Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear. It's true. So true. Once it's in your gloom will disappear. The bad in the world is hard to hear When in your ear a banana cheers So go and put a banana in your ear Put a banana in your ear" ^.^
Goku: -manga sweat drop- "Um…Peragus….why is Broly acting this way?"
Peragus: "Oh. Ever since he watched the T.V show, "Charlie the Unicorn", he would sing this song to people he really hates."
Goku: 0.0 -falls over anime style-
–playing Dance Dance Revolution, the song playing, "Oops I Did it Again"-
Peragus: -manga sweat drop and stress mark- BROLY!!! QUIT PLAYING THAT STUPID GAME AND DANCING TO BRITNEY SPEARS!!! YOU ARE THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN!!"
Broly:…… :'{ -tears form in eyes- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! –runs to his bedroom and slams door-
Peragus: -manga sweat drop-
–singing- "You're my honey bunch sugar plum pumpy yumpy yumpkin. You're my sweety pie……"
Peragus: Oh God…. -.-"
–wearing a mini skirt- "Hey, Dad…does this make me look fat?"
Peragus: "BROLY!!! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! TAKE THAT DAGGUMIT SKIRT OFF!!! ARE YOU DRUNK OR SOMETHING?!!!"
A/N: R&R!!! ^.^