Switcheroo:
The First Hour
Summary: What I think the Breakfast club would have been like with the genders switched, Allison: Al, Bender: Ben (nickname for girl named Benita), Claire: Clark, Andy: Alex, Brian: Brianna, Principle Vernon (I think thats his name) : Principle Johnson, Janitor Johnson: Janitor Vernon.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Breakfast Club or any of its characters, however I might use a few insults and comebacks from the movie. Personally I wished I owned John Bender but someone made up the stupid rule that you cant always get what you wish for and I have a message for them (though they are probably dead) screw you, you ruined a lot of peoples lives so if u haven't already DROP DEAD POOP HEAD!
Authors note: Now normally I don't put my stories on FanFic because I personally think I have 0 writing talent but my 2 best friends wont stop talking about their friggin stories so I thought I'd give it a shot, this is my first story on FanFic so please be gentle (I'm talking 2 u midget).
Quote from love him, O yes I do,
He's for me, not for you,
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face!
She's a rebel
shes a saint
shes the salt of the earth
and shes dangerous
shes a rebel
vigilante
missing link on the brink
of distruction
From chicago
to toronto
shes the one that they
call old whatsername
shes the symbol
of resistance
and shes holding on my heart
like a hand grenade
is she thinking
what im thinking?
is she the mother of all bombs?
gonna detonate
is she trouble
like im trouble
make it a double
- She's a rebel, Green Day
The First Hour
Four teenagers were quietly (for now) sitting at their own separate tables in the silent library except for Clark and Alex who were sitting together because preps and jocks just had to stick together when put with a nerd and a pothead.
BAM! The door swung open as a girl in worn, holey jeans, black chucks, a leather jacket, and a black shirt that said "I'm an angel honestly. The Horns are just there to keep my halo up". She casually strolled in like she had been here many times before, and she had, her hands in her pocket and Green Days "Minority" blasting out of the headphones around her neck. She stopped in front of Clark, bent down to his eye level and blew a big bubble from the gum in her mouth, and it grew almost as big as their heads and she put her fingers up to it and popped it.
"THE HELL" he yelled as he tried to pull the blue (cotton candy bubbleyum) stickiness off of his what most thought gorgeous face.
The girl smirked then hopped up on the table and walked across all of them until she came back to the one behind Clark and Alex. This everyone knew was Johanna Bendita who was called Ben for short the worst miscreant to ever set foot in Sherman High school. Both rolled their eyes Alex muttered "Show off", and stood up to take her jacket off and put it on the back of her chair so it showed everyone the "captain" patch on it. Brianna started at it admiringly before realizing what she was doing and looked straight ahead before anyone could notice.
The door banged open once more and principle Johnson and Janitor Vernon walked in. Johnson smiling at the teens and Vernon glared at them as if he wanted to smack all of them around with the mop he was clutching co dearly to. They walked to the front of the room and stood facing the detentionee's.
"Well students I trust you all know why your here and are sorry for whatever you have done", Johnson started.
Eat my pantaloons, Ben muttered as Johnson glanced at her. Vernon heard her and started walking forward mop held protectively out in front of him. On seeing his approach Ben sent him a glare so fierce it was as if hell had jumped up into her eyes. Vernon hesitated then kept forward upon seeing the blue gum that once held its home on Clarks face now on the floor.
"Ahem", Johnson coughed now realizing that if he didn't do anything there would be a full fledged war in a matter of seconds. "Mr. Vernon could you please come back up here". Vernon grunted then obliged to his request walking backwards not letting Ben out of his sight as she smirked and cussed him out under her breath.
"Now students Mr. Vernon will be watching over you as I have some important business to attend to", Johnson said as all the students groaned except for Brianna who stared intently at Principle Johnson and Al who just stared out the window his eyes unfocused.
As soon as the Adults left Alex burst out "I its not fair Vernon's like the biggest nerd ever"!
"Second Biggest", said Ben looking at Brianna who blushed and pushed her scotched-taped glasses up higher on her nose.
"Leave her alone Johanna Bendita you aren't any higher up in social status!" Alex barked giving Ben a smirk almost identical to the previous one.
"Oh I think I just started crying inside, besides you can't talk, if you became any more boyish your imp-like friends will start asking you out"
"At least I have friends"! Alex said jumping up.
"Yeah cause everyone's dream is to hang out with people who start crying over not having time to put makeup on and breaking a heel on their shoe", Ben said standing up to match her.
"Shut up punk".
"Don't tell ME to shut up prep"
"God just SHUT UP"
"No YOU shut up"
"You"
"You"
"You"
"You ya stupid prat"
"Excuse me but maybe everyone should stop talking or Mr. Vernon will get angry, and shut up isn't very nice to say to someone", came the timid voice of Brianna.
"SHUT UP" both girls yelled as they continued their argument and didn't even notice when Clark got up and started walking to the door that led to the principles office until………….
"Mr. Johnson before you go could you come in here please", He said and then casually walked back to his seat.
"Yes kids",he said as he walked in closely followed by Vernon.
"First of all" Ben jumped up (upon Clark's breakup of their argument Alex and Ben had leaped back in to their seats) "We are not kids but pre-adults, well some of us". As she looked at Clark saying that last part who glanced at her then watched the window trying to see what Al was so interested in. "Second of all nothing is wrong Clarky here is just being a stupid git".
Please watch your language miss Bendita, Johnson said, then he looked at Clark and said Is this true mister Kent (I know Im copying off of smallville but I love that show and that name).
"Well actually sir-"he started but a swift kick from both Ben and Alex caused his story to take a different face"We just wanted to tell you thaaaat we will………….miss you while you're gone? Yeah that's it that's what I wanted".
"Well…..okay be good for Mr. Vernon while I'm gone".
"We will", everyone except Ben and Al chorused. Al just stared into space and Ben rolled her eyes and when Johnson turned around she flicked him and Vernon off and Vernon being the childish wanker he is stuck his tongue out at her.
Both adults looked at all of them suspiciously but then shrugged and went back out of the room. As soon as they left an uproar filled the large space.
"What in the bloody hell did you do that for you stupid asshole" Alex yelled.
"Wow who knew she-man could talk so dirty", Ben said trying not to laugh and kill Clark at the same time.
"Kiss my ass butthole".
"Thanks but I'm not really like that".
"That's….not………….what..I……..meant..." Alex stuttered her anger growing with each word.
"I did what I did because you and Ben wouldn't shut up and he probably would have come in hear anyway with you two baboons attacking each other". Clark said cutting off a soon-to-be rematch between Ben and Alex.
"Not cool man", Al snored out, "No one rats out their own, that's low". Everyone stared at him as he returned to the window.
"See rich boy you did something so shitty that you got the burn out to talk", a voice said.
"Who said that", said a now angry Clark and as he spun around to look a giant spit ball hit the side of his face. Now a bystander would have seen Ben expertly put a straw back into her pocket without anyone noticing. "Who in the seven hells did THAT".
"I think we should just drop it it's already over with and none of us can change that", Brianna piped up.
The geeks right we should just chill out and try to deal with Vile Vernon. Ben said.
"I'm not a geek just because I wear glasses, I'm smart, and I choose studying over music and a sport doesn't make me one", Brianna said finally getting fed up with being called that.
Ben got up, walked over to Brianna's table, grabbed her face in her hands looked her in the eye, "Whateva", then without another word she turned and went back to her seat.
"Ugh how much longer could we possibly have left", Alex said as she looked up at the clock, "WHAT we have only been here for one hour! What the F kinda world is this".
"Awww is little sporty gonna cry", Clark teased.
"I must be on drugs because I actually agree with her it's only been and hour and already I'm as bored as a dumb kid in an academic decathlon", Ben said her mouth hanging open.
"By the end of today I am soooooo gonna kill all of you", Al mumbled loud enough for only Brianna to hear.
"Eeep I can't die yet I have not even begun my rise in political status", She shrieked. Everyone else just rolled their eyes and silently agreed, it was going to be a veeery long day.
END O' CHAP 1
Just a fun fact the character Ben is based on me, my friend Katie, and my friend Sam. I will try to write the next chap soon but I am slow at everything I do so it might take a while. Please review and no flame well nvm I don't give you all have your opinions and I want to hear them.