Disclaimer: I own everything. I own you, I own your house, I even own Squaresoft who in no part own any of the characters I mention. * Squaresoft people look menacingly at Ryoko * Okay, I fess. They own everything. Except me! Mwa hahahahacoughhaha!
CLASSIFIEDS
Ryoko awoke bright and early in the morning... Yeah right, more like noon. By now the sun had declared war on her eyelids, :Why can't they put up darker shades on the windows?: She thought. :That's Balamb Garden for you.: She walked lazily in her pjs to get the newsletter, the Balamb Garden Journal, that was delivered once a week.
Hair messed up, coffee in her hands, Ryoko read the classifieds...
Singles...
You know you want me. Hottie, Blonde hair, blue eyes.
I'm an extremely dangerous bad-ass with a gunblade
(gets you going doesn't it?) When I'm not torturing
old rivals, I'm into teasing people, running the Disciplinary
Committee, and hangin' with my posse. I have a romantic
dream, can you fulfill it?
Call: 2236
Hi! I'm a perky girly looking for a guy that can keep up
with my high energy schedule. I enjoy sugar, dancing,
music, planning events, annoying the hell out of my
superiors, and interesting people. If you think you can
keep up with me, just try it, tee-hee!
Call: 7834
S'up! Just a guy looking for love with a lovely lady, well
preferably female... Anyway my hobbies are air-boarding,
hot-dogs, fighting, and my Ma. If you call me, we can go
out for a great night on the town, but you'll have to meet
my Ma first...
Call: 9437
Blonde Bombshell, looking for a man to spend quality time
with. Under beautiful exterior lurks a mind not to be trifled
about with. I'm into whips, mysterious quiet men, and
teaching. If you want to get with me you better make sure
that I come first.
Call: 0941
Howdy, I'm a ladies man that's willing to meet you. * winks *
I'm handy with a gun among other things... I like to met new
people, especially attractive ladies, target practice, and
listening to you. When you call me ask for the Lover.
Call: 6250
I don't know why I'm doing this... Whatever. I'm looking
for a girl to snap me out of my shell and show me a good time
(no escorts please, bad memories.) I like to be alone, follow
orders and bitch whenever I have to take command. If you
want... Oh screw it, whatever.
Call: 2980
Strong-willed, open-hearted individual who just want someone
to be there for her. I enjoy living life to it's fullest, trains, my
pet dog, and liberating Timber in my free time. No need to
worry about pushy parents because they're dead (well I wish
one WAS dead.) Call me for a fun time.
Call: 5770
FEMALE. SINGLE. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED. CALL
ME. NO CALL, RAGE.
Call: 6609
How's it going, ya know. Friends say I'm kinda dumb but I don't
see why, ya know. I like walking around with no shirt on, big
necklaces and my posse. Big heart, small brain, says my friends.
Call: 4862, ya know.
Ryoko looks around the dorm room to check if her dorm-mate is there. :Sweet, gone.: Quickly runs to phone and dails 2236...
The End.
Well, that was my first humor fic. Guess who everybody was! Though it's not that hard... I haven't seen anything like this before so I thought I'd give it a try. It wasn't all that great so please review so I can get better.
Ryoko The Muse
CLASSIFIEDS
Ryoko awoke bright and early in the morning... Yeah right, more like noon. By now the sun had declared war on her eyelids, :Why can't they put up darker shades on the windows?: She thought. :That's Balamb Garden for you.: She walked lazily in her pjs to get the newsletter, the Balamb Garden Journal, that was delivered once a week.
Hair messed up, coffee in her hands, Ryoko read the classifieds...
Singles...
You know you want me. Hottie, Blonde hair, blue eyes.
I'm an extremely dangerous bad-ass with a gunblade
(gets you going doesn't it?) When I'm not torturing
old rivals, I'm into teasing people, running the Disciplinary
Committee, and hangin' with my posse. I have a romantic
dream, can you fulfill it?
Call: 2236
Hi! I'm a perky girly looking for a guy that can keep up
with my high energy schedule. I enjoy sugar, dancing,
music, planning events, annoying the hell out of my
superiors, and interesting people. If you think you can
keep up with me, just try it, tee-hee!
Call: 7834
S'up! Just a guy looking for love with a lovely lady, well
preferably female... Anyway my hobbies are air-boarding,
hot-dogs, fighting, and my Ma. If you call me, we can go
out for a great night on the town, but you'll have to meet
my Ma first...
Call: 9437
Blonde Bombshell, looking for a man to spend quality time
with. Under beautiful exterior lurks a mind not to be trifled
about with. I'm into whips, mysterious quiet men, and
teaching. If you want to get with me you better make sure
that I come first.
Call: 0941
Howdy, I'm a ladies man that's willing to meet you. * winks *
I'm handy with a gun among other things... I like to met new
people, especially attractive ladies, target practice, and
listening to you. When you call me ask for the Lover.
Call: 6250
I don't know why I'm doing this... Whatever. I'm looking
for a girl to snap me out of my shell and show me a good time
(no escorts please, bad memories.) I like to be alone, follow
orders and bitch whenever I have to take command. If you
want... Oh screw it, whatever.
Call: 2980
Strong-willed, open-hearted individual who just want someone
to be there for her. I enjoy living life to it's fullest, trains, my
pet dog, and liberating Timber in my free time. No need to
worry about pushy parents because they're dead (well I wish
one WAS dead.) Call me for a fun time.
Call: 5770
FEMALE. SINGLE. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED. CALL
ME. NO CALL, RAGE.
Call: 6609
How's it going, ya know. Friends say I'm kinda dumb but I don't
see why, ya know. I like walking around with no shirt on, big
necklaces and my posse. Big heart, small brain, says my friends.
Call: 4862, ya know.
Ryoko looks around the dorm room to check if her dorm-mate is there. :Sweet, gone.: Quickly runs to phone and dails 2236...
The End.
Well, that was my first humor fic. Guess who everybody was! Though it's not that hard... I haven't seen anything like this before so I thought I'd give it a try. It wasn't all that great so please review so I can get better.
Ryoko The Muse