Well, I figured I might as well make a series about this. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
"Probably not."
Anyway, Vivi and any other Reactsverse related concept belongs to ElfCollaborator (Whom I got permission to write this from) otherwise there would be a Vivi-mobile. (I can do this shtick to)
RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, Halo belongs to Microsoft, bla blah, etc.
Vivi walked down the halls of Beacon academy, taking in her surroundings. Well, it wasn't her Beacon academy. You see, contrary to popular belief, the life of a sentient plushie can become rather dull at times. So, in order to keep things more interesting, Vivi travels to alternate versions of the RWBY universe and take a leisurely stroll as she explored. So far, this universe seemed to be like any other average RWBY universe. Everyone was a duplicate of their counterpart on the show, and yet, they still swarmed her whenever she caught their eye. It seemed that this excursion would be without any excitement today.
"VIVI!"
Or so Vivi thought. The plushie looked behind her to see Burn, the crimson Spartan of the RWBY helpers, armed with a Battle Rifle. One could see the venomous intent leaking out of his armor if one looked close enough.
"Your gonna pay this time for sure!" The Spartan screamed as he readied his weapon.
"Pipipipipipi!" The plushie taunted in retaliation, causing Burn to lower his weapon briefly.
"You kiss your mother with that non-mouth?" He asked before bringing his gun up.
Vivi then began a strategic withdrawal (plushies don't retreat, they are far to manly for something like that) as Burn opened fire on the mini Weiss. A scream of rage escaped the Spartan's mouth as he charged after her. Cries of 'Hold still so I can shoot you' and 'Stop moving' were heard as the super soldier pursued the sentient plush doll.
"Get back here you little, thing made of rags!" Burn screamed as he fired bullet after bullet at the running plushie, each shoot missing.
"Pipipi." Viv screamed back.
"Fun sized, more like, um-" The Spartan paused for a brief moment confused. "I'll have to get back to you on that." But, Vivi was gone.
"This is far from over!" Burn screamed.
Burn giggled as he placed the ice cream sorbet inside of his trap. It was a well know fact that the Reactsverse Weiss, and those like her (such as Vivi, Burn presumed) had a strong affection for this frozen concoction. So, he would use it against the plushie. Burn heard tiny footsteps and immediately ducked in cover, desperately attempting to stifle his giggles. He sat there for a moment, waiting. Then, he heard a rope snap. Burn immediately jumped out of his hiding place as he lunged at the trapped plushie.
"GOT YA NOW, YOU WORTHLESS RAG!" Burn screamed. After punching it a few times, he realized it wasn't Vivi, but in fact, another Weiss plushie, and a non-sentient one at that.
"Pipi."
Burn turned around to see Vivi's stubby appendage hovering over an large red button, something that Burn had learned meant something bad. Burn instinctively looked up to see a massive custard pie hovering above him, just waiting to be dropped. As he attempted to move out of the way, he realized that his feet had somehow been glued to the floor. Burn eyed Vivi with hate.
"Clever girl." He said as his nemesis pushed the button.
One cleansing armor of custard later...
Vivi eyed the halls suspiciously, searching for any signs of an ambush. She slowly walked out of her corner, hammer at the ready. After concluding that it was safe, Vivi took a deep breathe as she put herself at ease. It was at this point that the plushie heard something similar to a car running. Then, a warthog burst out of the walls behind her, driven by none other than Burn.
"Alright Vivi." Burn said. "You're about to go from 'fun sized' to ROADKILL!"
The reconnaissance vehicle then spread forward, ready to mush Vivi into a fine paste. The plushie merely stepped to the side, allowing the warthog to continue its course by crashing through the wall that lead to the out side of Beacon. The car and its occupant hovered in the air for a moment as the driver processed what was about to happen.
"Buger." Burn simply said before plummeting downwards with a cliché scream (either that one you hear in movies, or the goofy yell from Disney)
Vivi watched as he plummeted to the ground before shrugging and walking away.
One car crash recovery later...
"THAT'S IT! I'M BRINGING THE HAMMER DOWN!" Burn screamed as he pulled out a Gravity Hammer. He then proceeded to once again chase Vivi, missing each swing of his weapon. "BURN SMASH PUNNY DOLL!"
Vivi suddenly turned around and held her stubby arm out, gesturing Burn to stop, who complied for some strange reason.
"Pipipipipipipipi." Vivi said as she crossed her arms smugly.
"Oh right, you can do better than a Grav Hammer?!" Burn asked sarcastically. "Then do it."
The plushie complied, reaching behind her back and pulling out a hammer the size of an Ursa Major. The Spartan just stared at it, a whine escaping his lips.
"Mommy." He whimpered before Vivi swung downwards.
One savage beating with a hammer later...
"Ruby, how many times have I asked you not to mix dust types?"
"I've lost count, but in my defense, it did look pretty cool when I mixed the blue and yellow ones."
The first two initials of team RWBY were calmly walking down the hall to their dorm as they discussed their classes.
"Did you have to mix water and lightning though?" Weiss asked annoyed. "You nearly killed everyone via electrocution."
Before the conversation could continue, Ruby nearly tripped on something. As she regained her footing, she looked down to see a Weiss plush looking up at her.
"Weiss, I think Jaune sent you another plush of you." Ruby said, picking it up.
"Pipipi." It said as it shook its arms.
"Oh hey, it talks and moves to." Ruby said.
Before Weiss could say anything, bullets flew past their heads. The two girls immediately ducked in cover. As they got up, they noticed the plushie running away as fast as its little legs could carry it.
"You can't run forever Vivi!"
The two looked to see a man in red armor carrying a chain gun run after the plushie, screaming violently. Weiss just sat there, processing the odd events that just occurred. Ruby, on the other hand, was shocked.
"That guy's trying to hurt that poor little plushie." Ruby said. "We have to save it!"
Burn screamed in frustration as he threw his now empty chain gun down. He looked at his foe, only to see the sentient plushie seemingly laughing at him.
"Hey, I don't need any guns." He said. The Spartan then pulled out a small cylinder shaped object. A glowing red blade emerged out of it.
"That's right." Burn said. "I built me a light saber, and its about time I used it!"
Vivi was already running by the time Burn finished his speech. The super soldier unleashed a vicious war cry as he raised the glowing blade above his head and gave chase. After nearly an hour and a half of running, Burn finally cornered Vivi.
"You were a worthy adversary, but I'm afraid our little game has come to an end." Burn said. "What's that? No insults, or witty comebacks?" He paused, waiting for a response before continuing. "Very well then. Now, if you just hold still, I'll make this as painless as possible."
Before Burn could deliver a final blow, he felt someone tapping on his shoulder. He turned around to see a mob of students led by Ruby.
"So, you think that you can just walk around, picking on plush dolls, huh?" Ruby asked menacingly. "Well I got news for you, chum. You just made a horrible life choice."
"GET HIM!"
Burn let out a small 'eep' as the mod descended upon him. Vivi watched on before glancing at a tiny watch on her arm. Deciding that the should head back before her version of Velvet (whether or not she refers to Velvet as mom is unknown to the author) starts to worry. Pressing a button on her watch, she opened a portal and walked through it, returning home for the day.
One beat down later, at the RWBY helpers' headquarters...
"Checkmate." Ruby said smugly.
Weiss just sighed in misery at her 37th defeat. She had to admit, Ruby was a brilliant strategist. As they began rearranging the pieces for another match, Burn crawled into the room, his armor covered in multiple indents.
"Ow." He kept uttering every time he moved.
"Another 'successful' assassination attempt on Vivi, I presume." Weiss said, not even looking at the Spartan.
I almost had her." Burn sighed. "But then, the fan girls showed up."
"Just let it go already Burn." Ruby said as she moved a pawn forward. "You're over reacting."
"She drank from my personal stockpile of Mountain Dew Voltage Ruby." Burn said, getting up. "I don't care if she's one of the most popular Reactsverse characters, she, must, PAY!"
Burn then walked off, no doubt brainstorming new ways to destroy Vivi, leaving Weiss and Ruby alone.
"Ten bucks says he gets a sidekick at some point to help him." Weiss said.
"Is that foreshadowing I smell?"
It all depends on what people think.
Anyway, if anyone is interested, given that this fic is meant to take place in alternate realities, feel free to suggest a fanfic you guys want to see these two fight in. I'll be sure to update every once in a while.
"DERP!"
AGAIN? Ugh, this is getting old.
"You're telling me."
"DERP!"