Title: Three Years After
By: janahjean
A/n: do not owe the characters.
3 chapter story. No slash. No beta. An offshot of " dreaming of u's" universe.
Also, i dont have cable so the only thing i know is based on quick glimpses in youtube. But my ignorance wont stop me. Chargeeeee
I Do not owe chars
Part One: the identities of the robins
The Teen titans are relaxing in the tower and all seemed to be in good cheer after a successful mission. Cyborg is explaining the roles of each chess pieces to Starfire who was an eager pupil. Raven was hovering in mediation in a corner away from foot traffic. Beast boy is kicking Robin's butt in a video game. So, the loud sudden metallic shrieking was a surprise.
The monitor flickered to life and a larger than life boy was on screen.
"Is this THING even on, Father?!" The colorful bird on screen was talking to someone offscreen.
The teen titans have huddled in front of the monitor amazed to see another robin.
"I'm Batman." The rasp somewhere out of the range of the camera have a "Of course. Duh!" Undertone on it.
Damian roll his eyes, muttering about the league, the mountain and practicing attacks between arabic language. Damian tap the mic again and a smirk blossom on his face when he look at his video image being broadcast live.
Damian straighten. "Hey losers, its been a year...father wants your report like yesterday. Also..." Damian stand up so as they can appreciate his more updated costume, "...see the improvement? Im so looking forward to trash your collective butt nightwing, red hood and red robin! Nevermind the costume tuneup...even if i wear the panty green scaled underwear i could still kick your butt, bros...hahahaha."
And damian rambled on and on insult after insult to his target while also gloating about his skills and how much they miss patrolling-
Batman feed up finally appear on screen and grab the mic. He slap damian upside down in the head. "He just miss you is what he is tryin to say boys." He explain. Then his voice growl. " just get home. Batman out."
The monitor died.
Jason facepalm. "Way to go boy blunder" he muttered at damian while his friends circle around him demanding answers.
"Friend Robin who was that? Why is he wearing the same costume as you?" Starfire hover midair near robin.
"Dude. Your partner- Batman is also YoUR dad?" Beastboy exclaimed and then transform into a green bat.
"Who is Nightwing, Red Hood and Red Robin?! " cyborg asked.
"Calm down guys." Jason order while trying to hide his irritation at their racket. "Watch okey?" He said when they shut up.
He march towards the monitor, punch in a few keys and a hidden compartment pops open. He casually grab the twin pistols lying there. And he turn to his friends. "This.." He wiggle the hand that holds one pistol " ...is red. And this-" he shake his left hand "...is hood. Together theyre Red Hood."
Raven glare told him its not funny.
Jason sigh. He holster his pistols and with both arms across his chest, he introduce. " i would like to formally introduce myself. My designation name is Robin02. I am also called Red Hood aka team sniper of the Batman Inc."
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Dick and Wally were wrestling each other like puppies in the training room when megan mindlink them and summon them in the war room.
The two caught up while the robin on screen was winding down from insulting red hood, night wing and red robin.
"Wow" wally exclaimed when the transmission end. He had meet the youngest once and never have he been this babbly.
"Yeah." Dick agreed drily seeming to read his mind. He got his arms cross. He was irritated and anxious on why damian broke their cover.
"What was that all about?!" Artemis as usual is the first to explode as the transmission end. They were completely taken by surprise by the existence of two robins or actually 3 if you counted the rumour about a robin in jump city. Come to think of it, why where their missions never seemed to land them in Jump city anyway?
The "youngest" sigh. He stripped right there and then to reveal a black suit right under the colorful robin outfit. A blue silhouette of a bird blazing across his chest. He yank two escrima stick hidden under the back of his robin cape. He made a showman bow on his audience.
"Dude all this time you keep that suit under your robin gear?" Wally squeek impress.
"Course!" Dick sniffed. " as batman always said -be prepared!"
He turn serious eyes on the rest. " my designation is robin01. My heroes name is "nightwing." I am also the jack of all trades of batman inc"
While the rest is stil shock, wally said wistfully. " i wanted to see red hood again."
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The justice league had just finish watching the transmission when the leader of the Nerd Squad march towards the console after first asking superman's permission of course. Tim's fingers dance as he began to transfer his robin profile to that of "red hood" (He select all and cut and paste instead of just renaming his profile from robin to red hood because he is goffik that way)
His team meanwhile huddled like miserable sheep in one corner frighten by this turn of events. They are afraid in losing their youngest and their leader this way.
The maestro announced "done" before he reverently pull out from his bag - his ugly red robin cowl. He put it on.
He look at his mentors and his teammates. "My number is robin03. I am also called red robin. I am the official hacker of batman inc"
Fin
A/n: next chapter "meet the family"
Also pls read "picnic by bats!"
