"Mercedes I'm telling you there is something going on with those two!"
"Rachel! There is nothing going on with them"
"Mercedes you don't understand I have this like sixth sense or whatever because I grew up with two days my gaydar is like 100% accurate ALL the time"
"Ok maybe your right Rachel and there is something is going on between Santana and Brittany but you don't have any proof! Until you do don't talk to anyone about it and especially don't talk to any of those two about their supposed 'relationship' and don't go looking for proof you will just get yourself in to trouble, now can we please practice our duet now? I don't wanna look bad just because you have some weird idea stuck in your head"
"fine!"
Yeah like I was going to leave this! I'm Rachel Berry one of the best detectives in the school. Plus I did already have a little something I mean it's not solid and it wouldn't prove everything but it's a start.
I was walking down the hallway on my way to the locker after Glee but then decided I needed to pee so I went in to the girl's bathroom when I heard noises of some sort
"OH BRIT YES!" and I wasn't a guy making the sound it was a girl it sounded like Santana but then I thought no it couldn't be. Then I heard another noise "OH SANTANA RIGHT THERE,RIGHT THERE" I walked along the line of cubicles and at the edge of the door of one of the cubicles I saw two sets of cheerios uniforms on the floor. "OH YEAH I'M SO CLOSE BRIT" as soon as I heard that I left, but I decided to see who it was so I waited near the girls bathroom to see if anyone would come out plus I still needed to pee so I waited for a while and then Santana and Brittany both came out "Man Hands" Santana said as she glared at me Brittany just smiled sweetly I of course returned the smile. So I did have proof but to me it still wasn't enough I mean who knows I could just be assuming things they could have just been giving each other massages which were really good...although it seemed unlikely. I don't know why the fact the Brittany and Santana maybe being in a relationship is so intriguing but to me it just is I had to find out what was really going on maybe they were just experimenting even though that would be so gross but you know some girls are just a little bit strange. For my sake I hope it is actually something more but either way I'm going to find out and because it is so top secret I'm giving it a code name...Sweet lady kisses! Wait no that just makes me sound like the lesbian umm...Brittana that's good but maybe a little to obvious so I'll go with well I want to combine the two people involved so I'll call it Bitch Unicorn-Bitch for Santana and obviously Brittany is the Unicorn. PERFECT RACHEL!
So after I conducted my master plan I went off to Glee, Me and Mercedes killed our duet as usual! But then something very interesting happened Brittany and Santana- also known as Bitch Unicorn did a duet but the duet was Landslide and then Brittany said to Santana "is that really how you feel?" and she said "Yeah" but when I commented on it Santana just got angry "Look Berry just because I sang a duet like that with Brittany doesn't mean you can go putting labels on me" They make things so obvious sometimes I honestly don't think there is going to be much detective work involved in this but who knows it could make things in Glee and my life a little more interesting plus even though Santana or Bitch hates me I actually really like her not in a lesbian way of course but as a friend and I hate that she is so sad although you would never think that and she would never admit it but I can tell that the meanness is just a way to get rid of some of the sadness and maybe by finding out what's really going on with the whole Bitch Unicorn thing and then helping them it will make her happier and to be honest that would help not just me but everyone who crosses Santana Lopez.
Hey guys hope you liked it! Sorry it's so short but I just wanted to give you guys a taste and see if you like it or not if so I'll continue if not I won't bother please send reviews and feedback!