How to Piss off your favourite FF7 Characters
Pt .1 Heroes
Cloud – Call him chocobo boy and knock him over from behind, grab a fistful of his yellow choco-hair and ride him while spanking his butt.. "Giddyap!"
Tifa – Recruit her for a TV-advert… Tell her she's a model for beauty… without letting her know the advert is for boob implants!
Barret – Tell him the Generator's down and you could really use his help to fix it then plug his gun-arm into the dynamo and turn it on.
Aeris – Take her out on the Gold Saucer date, then while the fireworks are reflected off each other's faces, tell her she's as beautiful as the flowers in her church. After the fireworks are done, tell her she also lasts as long as beforesaid flowers.
RedXIII – Take a photo of him and put it in a Lost-Pets advertisement – "Lost, Red Kitty, Slightly Scarred, Come Home To Hojo, I promise I won't mistreat you again!!"
Cid – Pull him by the ear to the bathroom and wash out with mouth with soap, while scolding him "Now Now young man, we won't have that kind of language aboard our airship!"
Vincent – Put Halloween Vampire Teeth on him and stain them with tomato ketchup, also put a mirror on his coffin so his teeth dripping with blood is the first thing he sees when he wakes up.
Yuffie – When she's playing dead trying to steal your material, step on her and kick her around harder than necessary, while not letting on that you know she's pretending.