Captain Yamamoto made a disscuion about letting the Captains and lueitentdants ( and the the 3rd and 4th seats of 11th and 13th company. Renji also brought Rukia.) of each squad to come on a vacation to Hollywood. (This is before Aizen goes to the Hueco Mundo)

(Renji's point of view)

At the airport check in I have to be a pretend father of Rukia, Toshiro, and Momo, and Rangiku has to pretent to be my wife. I thought in my head "Ugh can this trip get any worse." Gin appeared behind us. "Let's see. Here's the family!"

I said "Shut up you stupid eyed idiot."

"Hey that's not nice to say to your friend."

" Who said I was your friend."

"Captain Yamamoto."

This is already a bad day. We went on ahead. The police man behind the desk said " Let me see your tickets." I gave him his tickets. The police repiled "There's no age." I said " Well I'm 29 and she is 32." Rangiku then said "Guess the kids ages!"

The police pointed at Rukia. He said "She's 12." Then he said Momo was 9. Then he called Toshiro 5. Toshiro said " 5!" He got out of his gigai and froze the cop with his zanpakto. Then he got back in his gigai saying " He'll thaw in 5 hours." Rangitku said "5 hours. I get it you made it 5 hours because you are 5!" Toshiro yelled "Rangiku!"

(Captain's Ukitake point of view)

Me, Shunsui, Nanao, and Yamamoto were at a table waiting for food. Shunsui said "Nanao can you yell at the waiter to get over here." Nanao said "No! Because if i leave you are going to go hang out with that ladies at that table over there!"

"Nanao why would I do that?"

"I know you."

The waiter finally came. The waiter asked "Can I get your drinks?" Yamamoto said " Can I have some Green tea that's not really green."

"Sorry, But last week we changed Green tea's color to green ."

"Green tea? Well that flavor sucks can I have some iced tea."

" Sorry sir we ran out of iced tea."

"You ran out! Just make some!"

"Sir we can not make it!"

"WHY!"

" Because we can't its my bosses orders!"

"Okay I could have some water with a bit of green tea."

"I'm so quitting this job."

We ordered our drinks, and I tipped over some salt. Shunsui said "In this human world book I'm reading it says that a guy tipped over salt, and he didn't cure it so he had bad luck." I said "Well how to fix it!"

"The book says to cure it throw pepper on your face."

I threw pepper on my face but it got in my eyes since they were open. I got up and said "I can't see! I can't see!" Then I faceplanted on something metal or hard plastic. I think i got got a bloody nose.

Finally the pepper finally got out of my eyes and I found out I hitted someone's table. I said "Sorry I was blind for a little bit." I broke my nose on my faceplant. Then i got back to the table. I said "Shunsei am I going to have bad luck now?" He repiled "Your in the blue."

"So how was the book."

"I'm still on chapter three."

"How many chapters dose it have."

" 29!"

"Can I read that after you."

"Don't you have a book."

"No I need to buy one."

Later after lunch I bought a book that's about some kids going to some games to fight. It was called "The Hunger Games". Captain Yamamoto said that we all have to buy a book and read it while on this trip. Konomaru can't because his gigai made him a fox. So we have to put him in a pet carrier. Poor guy. I bought him some fishy treats to make him feel better.

I saw Kenpachi buying the same book that I bought, and Renji also picked that book. I didn't know that book was that good. Yumichicka bought some book about how to be really beauitful. Ikkaku bought "Twilight" for some reason. Yachiru bought "Candy land" (LOL)

(Rukia's point of view)

To get on the plane took forever. All the people who came on this trip have to be on the same plane. The plane was going off into the sky. The pilot said on this microphone "Welcome on this flight to Baltimore." Oh crap we got on the wrong plane.