Once Apon A Time A Ogre Met a Donkey And the Ogres Name Was Shrek The Donkeys Name Was Donkey Now Here we Go This Takes Place Before Shrek Meets Jimmy Neutron (if He allows it).
Shrek Woke Up one Day With a Massive Hardy, So He decided To Pet The puppy in his pants, he unzipped his Ogrey Pants And unsheathed his Ogrey cock and started jerking it softly, but then as the seconds ticked by His Speed Increased, as will the force and hardness of his stiff Ogrey cock, seconds turned to minutes and he felt the time he could old out was almost out, so with a mighty Ogre roar he came... violently it shot through his window seals(if you remember he had no windows) walls and roof, his hot acidic Ogrey cum burnt straight through them he then licked the cum off his hand's, pulled up and zipped his pants up, and went to the deep to the forest to get firewood, he got his trusty axe and set off to chop a couple trees down, when he got to the trees and chopped two down, then he saw a couple squirrels the squirrels looked at him in horror that he was destroying there homes, Shrek then suddenly realized that what he was doing was horrible, he brought both hands to his head with the axe still in one, while the squirrels were confused he chopped both them in half with a single swing they didn't even have time to scream in fear by the time it broke into them, Shrek smiled and grabbed both there lower halves and ate them, and grabbed their upper bodies and put them in his pants pockets for a snack on the way home, so he grabbed the two trees and dragged them back home, but then he heard a scream that sounded exactly like Eddie Murphy, He Was a big fan and decided to investigate and perhaps help or get an autograph.
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