cup of tea, my lovely niece? by patchworkteddy
Why, hello there,
sweetlittleNymphadora.
This is your auntie
at the door.
What? Mummy dearest
hasn't told you
a l l a b o u t m e ?
Well then, lovely princess,
how about you let me in?
I know you're bored, and
we could have so much fun.
I'll give you
lots of sparklyshinyfun toys,
and show you how to
play 'em right.
There's this pretty little necklace,
Loop it 'round your neck, and
p u l l i t t i g h t .
There's this shiny sharp toy sword,
Poke it at your neck , no, dig in deeper
It's sure to make you feel
much warmer.
Or are you hungry?
I've got
lots of delicious candy
just for my
f a v o u r i t e n i e c e
Pop in this sweet chunk of chocolate,
specially homemade,
Aunt Bella's
s e c r e t c o n c o c t i o n
Or would you like this savoury juice ?
made from your auntie's
very own receipe,
it 's very popular
with auntie's friends.
Or are you more
of the s t u d i o u s type?
If so, Aunt Bella's
got a lot to teach you.
First, we'll start with
v o c a b u l a r y .
Now, Nymphadora, my lovely niece,
tell me what does Mudblood mean?
No idea?Alright, here's the answer.
A Mudblood has no right to live,
a Mudblood is not pure like me,
a Mudbloodis a dirty little thing.
The proper way to use this word—
"My sister's daughter is
a disgusting little Mudblood.
My sister's daughter is
a slimy little half-breed worm.
My sister's daughter is
going to be dead
by Auntie Bella's wand."
Now here's another word, little niece,
that us pure- bloods say
fearfully, respectfully—
Lord Voldermort.
Oh, just lovely,
as it rolls off the tongue.
But no, don't say it!
You'll dirty it,
With your foul Mudblood tongue.
Oh, dearie dear, I think
your mummy's almost home.
Now, what about you open this door,
and Aunt Bella will show you
some pretty green lights, hmm?
A/N: Don't own Harry Potter or any other affiliated materials, blah blah blah. Although I'll like it very much for Christmas, thank you very much. Imperio! I command you to review.
Credits to Victoria, who helped me type this out, since I'm currently banned from touching the computer.