Two for the price of one

Chapter 1: The start of a horrible adventure

It was just another normal school day. I had just finished 4th hour chemistry and it was now lunch time. With lunch box in hand, I approached the lunch table where me and four of my friends usually sat at.

"One of you guys should give me $20," I said to the four people sitting at the table upon sitting down. To my right was Ben. He was tall and lanky with pale skin, brown eyes and messy black hair. He had on a pair of jeans and a black hoodie. Sitting in front of me was a guy with almost the exact same name as me, Jayden. Me and him were about the same height at around five and a half feet. He had brown hair and eyes and was wearing black sweat pants and a bright orange shirt. To Jayden's left was Tayler. He was about two inches taller than me and Jayden. He had a brown buzz cut, blue eyes, and he had on a gray shirt and shorts. And finally, to Tayler's left was Brayden. He was six feet tall and he was a bit on the heavier side. He had short dirty blond hair and small blue eyes. He was wearing a snug light gray shirt and baggy shorts. And then. There was me. I stood at about 5'6" with lightly tanned skin, short, super dark brown hair, brown eyes, a small moustache, a small soul patch, and a thin beard. I had on a brand new fallout vault boy shirt and a pair of jeans just slightly too small. I was the youngest of everyone at the table only 16 ½ while everyone else was 17.

"What do you need $20 for?" Jayden asked me.

"I need it to fix up that old computer I got," I responded after taking a bite out of the ham sandwich I was eating.

"I thought you already had a computer?" he asked again.

"I just want to fix up the old one I got and I need $20 to do it," I said back.

"If you don't have money why don't you just get a job then?" Brayden asked me from across the table.

"Well, I got $100. I just don't want to spend it and I'm too lazy to work," I responded with another bite.

"If you don't want to work then it's your fault," Tayler commented.

"I know how you can get some money," Ben said.

"How?" I asked him.

"Just sell your virginity," he answered with a smile.

"Ben, simmer down you sick freak," I responded with a laugh.

"I don't understand why you don't just get a job?" Jayden questioned, "You can come work with me at McDonalds."

"I don't really want to work at Mickey D's but I was actually thinking about working at the grocery store."

"Nice," he said back. And that was the end of the conversation. I pulled out my phone and earbuds to spend the last 15 minutes of lunch watching vine compilations on youtube. I was half way through one of the videos when I heard a female voice.

"My servant that existed somewhere in this vast universe," the voice said. I took my left earbud out and looked around for the speaker. I didn't see anyone so I just shrugged and put my earbud back in and resumed the video.

"My divine, beautiful, wise, powerful servant, heed my call," I heard the voice call again. I once again took out my earbuds and looked for the speaker.

"Did anyone hear that?" I asked everyone at the table.

"Hear what?" Jayden asked.

"I don't know. I thought I heard someone talking to me."

"You're just going crazy," Ben said.

"I guess," I responded before going back to my video and trying to forget about the voice.

"I wish from very bottom of my heart and add to my guidance and appear!" the voice called out for the last time. As soon as it finished speaking, an oval shaped green thing about six feet tall appeared on top of the table. Jayden jumped back, launching food everywhere, and the rest of us quickly got up from our seats and backed away from the table. We weren't the only ones to take notice of the green thing, the whole cafeteria was now focused on our table and a few teachers were running over. Everyone in the lunchroom quickly coalesced on us and formed a circle around the thing. I was in the very front of the audience with Jayden to my left.

"What do you think it is?" he whispered to me.

"An alien super weapon? I don't fucking know!" I replied sarcastically.

"Ok children, everybody get back!" the principle commanded all of us. Everyone started to do what he said but then the green thing grew a little and started getting brighter. Next thing I know, I start floating a few inches off the ground and I feel myself getting pulled towards it.

"Um, ok? What is happening?" I called out. My friends rushed towards me, quickly followed by almost everyone else, and they started to pull me back. At first it worked, I was slowly being pulled away from the thing, but then it grew slightly bigger and brighter again and I was getting pulled on even harder. I was hovering a few feet of the ground while being pulled back feet first. I was being pulled in half and the only thing that was preventing me from flying into the anomaly were the dozen people holding onto my arms and clothes, the people holding onto those people, and the people holding onto those people. It was no use though, I kept getting closer and closer until my feet finally touched the thing and sank into it. It was incredibly cold and my feet sinking into only increased its pull on me. Eventually, my head was pulled in and everything went black

I woke up coughing like a chain smoker. I couldn't see much around me because there was a thick screen of smoke and dust in the air but I was able to see that I was in a very small crater with a teenage asian guy wearing a blue hoodie laying by my feet. I could also hear what sounded like muffled laughter from outside the smoke.

"Nani ga okotta?" the asian guy stirred. He stood up rubbing his head and looked at me,

"Anatahadare?" he said to me.

"I got no clue what you just said," I replied.

"Oh, you speak english," he said changing languages, "Do you know where we are?"

"No clue, one moment I'm eating lunch at school then this green thing shows up and now I'm here."

"You saw the green thing too?"

"Yeah, it sucked me inside it."

"The same thing happened to me!" I was going to continue our conversation but the smoke finally cleared and we got a look at our surroundings. We were in a flat, grassy area surrounded by tall, stone walls and towers. There were also a bunch of people not to far from us who were away all looking towards me and the other guy. They were all wearing identical uniforms, composed of a black cape and white shirt, and they all had very colorful hair. What really caught mine and hoodie guy's attention however was what was next to all the people. There were a bunch of animals and other creatures all sitting together. I spotted some simple things like cats and dogs but the more interesting were the things I had no names for. I saw a giant mole thing, charizard from pokemon, a giant eyeball with wings, and a big, blue, motherfucking dragon.

'Did I eat, like, a rotten ham sandwich or something?' I thought with wide eyes.

I was going to question it further but a loud female voice interrupted me. There was a short girl, somewhere around 4'8", with bright pink hair and dressed in the same attire as the other people around. With her short stature and physique, I'd place her around 12 or 13 years old. She was yelling at the group in a language that sounded kinda like french. Once she stopped yelling, one member of the group would say something back and then everyone would break out in laughter. This happened a few times before a middle aged bald guy wearing a blue robe and holding a wooden staff yelled something which silenced everyone.

"You got any clue what's going on?" I asked blue hoodie boy.

"I'm just as confused as you are," he replied, "By the way, my name is Saito."

"Jaydon."

We were going to talk further but the pink haired girl walked up to us while muttering something. She stared at us expectantly and we stared back in confusion. She grew angry, yelled at us, and pointed towards the ground. Saito did what she demanded and knelt down so they were face-to-face. I just raised an eyebrow and continued to stare in confusion. She said some words while waving a small stick around and then she kissed him. Both Saito and the girl became bright red and then Saito's left hand started smoking and he howled in pain. The whole ordeal lasted only about five seconds and at the end of it Saito slumped over and passed out in the grass. Next, the girl turned her attention to me and pointed at the ground. I did the sensible thing and probably what anyone else would do; I noped the fuck out and took off running.

The place was big. There was a huge stone tower with five smaller towers around it connected with a large stone wall forming a pentagon shape. All the small towers were also connected to the large tower by a wall which formed a few open grassy areas. I got to know the true scale of the place because I was running along the walls looking for a way out all while being chased by the short pink haired girl and a bunch of other people. The the pink haired chick kept yelling at me, probably telling me to stop, but I was having none of it. I probably ran around the entire place before I was able to temporarily lose them. I spotted a small stone building and decided to hide in their from my pursuers. I quickly ran over to it, threw open the wooden door, and jumped inside. I heard my pursuers stop outside the door, yell some stuff, and then continue on their way. I sat there for with my ear pressed against the door listening to see if they were really gone. After a few seconds, I determined that they were and I finally got to look around the building. It was a simple place. A few cheap looking beds, some cheap looking furniture, some cheap knick-knacks, and a terrified black haired girl dressed in a maid uniform.

'Well, shit,' I thought to myself. She screamed. I was gonna run out the door but before I could it burst open and pink haired girl walked in along with a few others. 'Double shit.' One member of the pose, a blonde guy, took out a rose and started waving it around while saying some words. Once he stopped his chant, I found myself slowly floating off the ground unable to move.

"Ok the, what is going on?!" I yelled at the group. They completely ignored me and the pink one walked towards me. I tried struggling against my invisible bonds but they wouldn't give. Pink girl eventually reached me, she slapped me, and then did the thing with the kissing. Unlike with Saito, she just kissed me on the cheek so my mouth virginity was still secured (That could be taken horribly out of context). It was only a few seconds later that my hand started burning. I could go on, and on, and on about how much it hurt and how it was the most pain that I had ever felt in my life. But instead, I'll just say this; it sucked.

After the pain was over, I was freed from my invisible chains and fell ungraciously to the floor gasping for air. I only had a few seconds of consciousness and I used to to look at my hand. I was able to see that it I now had a few different symbols branded onto the back of my left hand before everything went black.

When I came too, I was lying on a large pile of hay with Saito sill knocked out next to me. I was in a pretty nice bedroom although it was a bit sparse. There was a bed, dresser, a table with a chair, a pile of hay, and a single window, and a bunch of cabinets and wardrobes. I tried to get up to get a better look around but I felt something around my neck pull me back down. I reached up to my neck to find that I was wearing a color which was attached to the wall with a short piece of chain. I tugged on it a few times to try and get it off to no avail. I tried waking up Saito to see if he could help me but that also didn't work. With nothing better to do, I decided to play on my phone until either Saito woke up or the pink demon arrived. Saito waking up is what happened first.

"Uh," he groaned, "What happened?"

"The after you passed out, I tried to run away but the pink chick found me and did the same thing she did to you."

"What time is it?" he asked me.

"8:07. We've been out for around eight hours."

"Where do you think we are?"

"I don't know," I replied, "Help me get this stupid collar off."

"Ok," he said. He tried to fiddle with the padlock but when that didn't work he tried to brute force it open.

"This isn't working," he said to me.

"Alright, new plan. We'll tear the chain out of the wall."

"Ok."

"Ready?"

"Yeah."

We both grabbed ahold of the chain and pulled with all of our strength. We pulled the bolts holding it to the wall halfway out before the door to the room unlocked.

"Shit! Someone's coming!" I whispered to Saito, "Push the chain back in!"

We did just in time as the door opened only a second later and in walked the pink she-devil. She yelled at us in french(?), she took off her dress to reveal a bright pink, almost see through nightgown underneath, and then she threw the discarded clothes at a red faced Saito. I watched quizzically while Saito buried his face in her clothes and started muttering incoherently in japanese. The pink demon seemed to be getting angry at us for some reason, if it was any evidence by her yelling at us some more. She grabbed a stick off of the table, pointed it as us, said some words, and then we blew up. The entire room filled with thick, blinding, black smoke. When it cleared, I could see that the pink demon was perfectly fine, Saito was lying on the floor clutching the remains of her burned dress, and I got blown back and slammed into the wall.

"What was that?" Saito asked dizzily, "A bolt of lightning?"

"Ow, that fucking hurt," I groaned. Saito stood up from his position with annoyance in his eyes.

"I was putting up with all of this because you're cute," he said angrily, "But now I'll have to use force!"

He rushed over and grabbed her by the shoulders but before he could do anything else the pink demon spoke again.

"When you spoke I understood," she said. Me and Saito looked at her in surprise and he said,

"Wait, did you just say you understood me?"

She nodded.

"Try saying something else."

"How about, where the hell are we?" I said from my slumped over position across the room. She ignored my question and started talking to herself.

"I can't believe it, that was suppose to be a spell of silence. Failed again. What are your two names?"

"My name is Saito Hiraga," the mane in question said.

"Jaydon Castillo," I said to her.

"Hiraga Saito?" she tested the name. Instead of resuming his correction, Saito asked a more important question.

"Now listen!" he demanded, "I think I have the right to know why I was brought here."

"Same," I added.

"I summoned you two of course when I performed my summoning ritual!" she exclaimed, "You're both my familiars, see?"

"Familiar?" asked Saito before me and him remembered the branding on our hands. We spent the next half an hour or so talking about our situation. I say talking bit it was more like: Saito would ask a question, the pink demon would respond in a tone like she was chastising a dumb person, and I sat back and listened while secretly recording the whole thing on my phone. From the questions that Saito asked, we were apparently on the continent of Halkeginia, in the country of Tristain, in the Tristain academy of magic. The pink demon was also named Louise something something Valliere and was a second year student of the academy. Me and Saito were her familiars that she summoned during the springtime summoning ritual. I understood almost none of what she said. I got the whole familiar thing and most of her name but the names of the locations and the summoning ritual thing completely blew over my head. Magic was also a thing apparently; I'm not even going to comment. The whole explanation really only took, like, ten minutes, the other 20 were just composed of Louise complaining about summoning commoners, how we were terrible, and other insults. She was so engrossed in complaining than she didn't even notice that me and Saito had pulled the chain the rest of the way out of the wall and took off running out the door.

Me and Saito were running through the hallways of this place as fast as our legs would carry us. Saito was silently running ahead of me while I was carrying a big, heavy length of chain that clinked with each step. We ran past the same blonde guy, who made me fly earlier, talking to some other chick. He called out to us but we ignored him and kept running. Eventually, me and Saito ran into an indoor lounge area with a large fountain in the middle. We stopped to catch our breath for a minute before continuing our running. There was another pair of people here, this time a red haired and dark skinned girl and some other schmuck. They also called out to us and we once again ignored them. We finally made it outside and were running towards the front gate.

"There's the exit," Saito cheered, "We're free!"

I was going to cheer with him but before I could we were both thrown up into the air. Louise had finally caught up to us and she brought along the blonde guy as backup. Saito started panicking about being so high in the air but I paid him no mind as I stared up into the sky at what confirmed the fact that I wasn't on earth anymore.

"Holy fucking shit."

There were two moons in the sky.

A/N

And so begins the start of my second fanfiction. The writing is probably a little piss poor right now but I'll come back and refine it one day. Until then, how was it? Was this thing the best thing you've ever laid eyes on? (Doubt it) Was it so horrible that you want to drink a gallon of clorox? (Also doubt it but still believable) Or, was it just mediocre? (Probably) I'm not going to diverge too far from the canon in this fanfic. I wonder how far I'll make it into the canon though. A lot of fics in this fandom I've seen don't get all the way through the story. I'm hoping that I'll be able too but that's a long ways away and a lot can happen in that time. Anyways, that's the end for now. Up next is going to be the fight with the douche bag over Saito's fetish. Bye, bye.