Title: From the moon with love.
Pairing: Remus/Sirius.
Disclaimer: I wish.
Summary: Sirius tells tales of his sex life. And somehow Remus ends up involved in it.
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"I shagged a vampire once," Sirius commented idly, sprawled out across the couch in the common room with his feet nudging gently against Remus's shoulder on the floor. James laughed and shook his head and Peter followed suit, throwing his back against the arm of the chair he was sitting by and Sirius didn't so much as smile.

"Um. What was it like?" James asked tentatively, his bottom lip snarling back against his teeth as if he didn't quite know whether to believe him or not. A litter of empty butterbeer bottles lay out of the way by the door and Remus fought the hardest to stay silent.

The fire burst into static against their eyes as it barely passed midnight and Peter nudged the back of his thumb against the loose threads of his shirt.

Sirius walked his fingers across the side of a cushion before starting to smirk.

"Oddly draining," he replied, smashing a barely empty drink against his gums before discarding it lazily on the floor and leaning back. Nobody really said anything but they all bit back on their tongues and James watched the chess pieces destroy themselves across the other side of the room.

"Anyone else?" Peter questioned curiously and all eyes darted across to one another, against the walls, out the window to watch the shadows of moonlight slithering into the room through the gap in the curtains.

James seemed to be considering it and Remus appeared to have renewed interest in the book in his lap creasing up and down the spine.

"Well," Sirius teased, craning his neck to lean over the arm before settling back into place and watching them all steadily; "There was a boy."

Neither of them really seemed surprised.

"He was rather lovely," he continued and his words started to slur together as he sloshed another butterbeer open, "He was kind of quiet – and a bit of an easy lay," Remus paled behind his hands "Oh, and --" Sirius added with a smile, "he was a complete animal in bed."

"What was his name?" James snorted.

"What was his name?" Peter repeated.

And Remus's book fell from his hands.

"Sirius," he hissed, jabbing him in the leg under his breath, "don't you even dare."

"What happened?" Peter questioned suddenly and Remus flushed bright red as Sirius glanced across before answering.

"Well," he murmured softly against the couch, "I guess you could say he went a bit lupin for me."

'And that it was more than once'.