Okay, so this is my day started: I was walking down the sidewalk minding my bussiness. Then without warning: BAMM! Right straight down, no reason, just none! All of a I come to, darkness all around, dazed, bewildered and hearing strange sounds. I slowly staggered to my feet. Then I hear a hissed welcome my dear husband, followed by a cackled hissing laugh. My subjects and I have been waiting. (snickering suddenly surrounded me, stutterring I replied) Listen, uhhh arachno-bug-lady-thing, I do not go without too easily! I'll fight! Hahaha, was hoping you would! Wait,wait wait, I've just gotta clarify this for myself, you went human hunting, just in order to get to me, while I'm slightly flattered and ... 'extremely creeped out'. I am afraid must decline your quite forced offer! "Good, you... wait you've denied us!"
Ohhhh you think you have a choice! "If my dear do not come now, I will take you by force!" NOOO! NEVERRR! Well, what are you waiting for, get him!