Disclaimer: I own zippo of rights to Inuyasha
Disclaimer 2: I own nada of rights to Barney.
Disclaimer 3: I am glad to say I don't own Brady Bunch either.
Disclaimer 4: Thank God I don't own anything of Blues Clues.
Signs Sesshoumaru Became a Parent
1. Instead of "Die Inuyasha", it is "Die Barney" after listening to the Purple Dinosaur singing one too many times.
2. Instead of doing sparring battles, he is doing tea parties with Rin (depressed whine).
3. Instead of killing anyone in his way, he just growls at them because he knows he will give Rin nightmares if he harms them. Sesshoumaru sighs depressively.
4. Instead of driving at warp speed, he has to now drive at a snail pace for Rin's safety. Sesshoumaru sees a snail slither pass by him.
5. Instead wine, demoness and rutting, he now fatherly cuddles Rin whenever she has a nightmare. Sesshoumaru looks at Jaken watching him and growls, "One word and you will be a eunich."
6. Instead of sparring with Inuyasha, his half brother and Sesshoumaru give eachother the f**k you look as they pass eachother, because he doesn't want Rin to witness violence.
7. Instead of hating all humans, he now loves his human daughter Rin.
8. Instead of not taking time to smell the flowers, he has to watch Rin pick them and shower him with them. Any youkai sees me like this, I will find them and open a can of this Sesshoumaru's whoop ass on them.
9. Instead of watching the adult channels, he now watches mind, numbing children shows that are appropriate for Rin to watch. Any more of Blues Clues and this Sesshoumaru will show that dog a clue with his claws.
10. Instead of four star restaurants, he now has to dine at kid friendly places. Look at me again Chucker Cheese and you will lose your tail rodent.
12. Instead of late night partying at the night clubs, he is at home reading bedtime stories to Rin. Author Chippy: Awwwwwwwwwwww Sesshy! Sesshoumaru growls: Shut it Chippy!
13. Instead of sitting in the hot spring nude (fan girls pant and drool), he now wears swim trunks for modest reasons. Aka, Rin likes to burst in unannounced.
14. Instead of kicking Jaken, he forces Jaken to watch mind numbing human shows whenever he is rude to Rin. Jaken: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH NO MORE BRADY BUNCH PLEASE!!!!!!!!"
15. Instead of mindless sex with his mate everywhere in the house, his mate and him lock the bedroom door. Aka, Rin walks in announced after having a bad dream. Yep Sess's little show stopper lol.