To love Gravity Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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"And I am not gonna let you ruin it with one of your crazy CONSPIRACIES!" Shouts Mable at Dipper...she then flees the room, slamming the door behind her...

Dipper sighs. "Maybe she's right...I don't have any REAL evidence...I'm probably just being paranoid...AGAIN."

A depressed Dipper slinks away in resignation. Not having anything else left to do he goes to take a soak in the tub...

"I don't what I was thinking...a real zombie? Heh, get real. I don't know who I'm trying to fool...that journals probably a fake...I mean really- Gravity falls having a 'supernatural underbelly' HA! Like anything exciting could EVER happen in this rinky-dink town-

SPLASH!

Wendy Deviluke was annoyed...her half-sister Lala had once again messed up! True, she was off her planet...but not only did she send her to the wrong place- but she lost her clothes AND equipment!

"Why do I keep asking her for help? It never works!" Groaned Wendy to herself as she flicked her unusually red hair and waved her pointed tail around as she tried to get her bearings...

She sighed to herself, "Well it's not all bad. Now that I'm away, I'm finally free to do what I want and not worry about getting engag-

Beep! Beep!

Wendy turned deathly pale...she looked down at her wrist...her engagement bracelet- "Seriously? I lose my clothes, but not that!? Come on!" -was beeping!

Wendy was horrified! "NO! That's not possible! The engagement can't become official unless someone... squeezes...my...bare..."

Wendy trails off as the teleportation dizziness dies down and she FINALLY takes note of her surroundings...mainly that she's in a tub...with a 12 year old boy's hand forcibly pressed against her bare breasts...

Which would be great for Dipper...if the rest of his body wasn't also being forcibly pressed under the water by the alien girl that had fallen on top of him...did we mention he wasn't currently breathing?

"OH, FRACK!" Screamed a horrified and panicked Wendy as tries to revive him...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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