Alright this is another naruto fanfic. Time to celebrate…. It will be a self-insert but not the kind you're thinking of. Nope not this time I will not be out there fighting, never was a fighter anyways. You'll just have to read to understand what kind it is. Alright not expecting much first time, but I'll give it a try. Leave me a review to see where I'm at.

Disclaimer: I do not own naruto in any form or fashion.

A man was sitting at his computer typing away furiously. When suddenly shot up at a little noise. "I must be getting paranoid. If anyone finds out about this they would only laugh. But soon I'll be the one laughing." The man continued to type away furiously trying to finish his program. You see this sad little man though of creating a virtual existence where he would rain supreme.

"Just little more and I'll have the perfect video game. Then I'll be rich Bwhahhaha." Ok I admit I may have been a screw short. But hey you would too, trying to build (The perfect game) with no help. As I final finished my project I prepared to hit the enter key. 'O this was going to be sweat' I thought. When I pushed my computer crashed. With a blank face I prepared for it… Give it a sec… FUuuuuuuuuuuu'. I was unable to finish when a blinding light struck.

I awoke several minutes later to see a plain white room. 'Crap I knew aliens were real' I thought. I check myself to see if, well you know. Thankfully that did not happen. I was still wearing my faded blue jeans with white shoes and a blue t-shirt. 'O thanks god' I started to think about a mirror surprise one appeared in front of me. Yep still the same good lookin face long hair in a ponytail, yep still there. That's when I realized I made a mirror appear in front of me. So I decided to test my theory. As I thought of an old timey watch o you can guess what happened. A smile appeared on my face this was great I can make things. A smile spread across my face as I wondered what else I could do. So I visualized my home and low behold I was there. The room was slightly dark with its midnight blue wallpaper. A few stars and a wolf howling at the moon Ahh my room. But I notice the computer was fried as in steam was coming from the whole. At first I was angry until I remembered so I repaired my computer. I decided to take a walk at first no one seem to notice me. I was able to phase in and out of objects with ease. O this was going to be fun.

I started my way to the comic shop before I cause too much chaos. So I could get the latest manga. As I entered the shop I realized that the new naruto was out. 'O I wonder why should I read, if I can go there.' The thought brought a huge crap-eating grin to my face. So I focused on the naruto world.

The three gods were looking at a bunch of monitors. The female of the group shook her head. While the one that looked to be a demon with long white hair bellowed. "Ho… How are their so many of them." The youngest one with red hair simply shook his head as well. "I do not understand how can there be so many self-inserts and fan fictions." Kami decided to step away from the monitor revealing that she had long flowing blue hair. 'So it was not the glare from the monitors' I thought. She was wearing a white kimono with pink pedals.

She simply let out a breath. "We have searched every universe and nothing. We cannot even stop them. It's almost like their gods amongst gods. Some of them are weak while others are using their full power." Yama simply step up. "I do not understand either." This left the poor shinigami to his thoughts.

I decided to end this game for a little, at least until my fun starts. So I coughed in my hand drawing their attention to me. The shinigami was the first to speak. "Who are you and how did you enter our domain?" I simply looked at the shinigami with an amused smile. "It's rather simple…." The shinigami got tired of waiting "Well you going to tell us or not?" I simply shook my head as I thought 'either I'm stupid or this theory should work.' "I will when you lose the attitude." The shinigami roared as he launched out an arm only for it to go through me and hit the wall. The shinigami pulled his hand back with a shocked look on his face he stuttered. "Wha… How… where…?" My amused smile turned into a knowing smirk.

Kami was the next to speak. "I'm sorry for my brother actions, but it seems you have knowledge that we want." I simple nodded my head. "Will you share it with us?" I struck a thinking pose before I nodded again. "Well it's like this each of those fanfics were written or created by my species." This got their attention. "In fact you were created by one man who allows us to meddle with his universe." Then Yama decided to interrupt. "We were not created by some man." I simple looked to him with a bored expression. "O and how do you know? Not a one of you can touch me. So if you were to think then yes my species is a god amongst your gods." This got kami to thinking as she raised her hand. A lightning bolt struck where I was standing only for nothing to happen to me. She nodded "So your people are this powerful, why did we never know of you before?" I looked back to her. "Your world was created recently, at least by my time." Shinigami decided to ask the question. "Are you here to be some kind of super ninja, to take over naruto's life, or are you here to change the outcomes?" I laughed a little shaking my head. "No… No… Yes. You are right I'm here to change the outcomes. But not get involved I may know Muay Thai but I'm no fighter. I'm a lover plus I like my enemies to be ignorant of my presence."

All three deities watched as I walked to the monitors. I looked them over and found what I was looking for. An untapped universe and naruto just finished beating mizuki. "I'll take this one." They looked at each other and shrugged. "Sure" was all that was said. O if they only saw the smile that would haunt everyone.

So? Whatcha think? If you like it I'll keep it up if not it rots.