Bonded: A Rosario Vampire Self-Insert

Chapter 1: Meddling

Me: (I don't own anything from Rosario Vampire. (Reading, reading) Lyon, what is this?)

Lyon: [Somebody called you out. Some guy by the name of ThatOneSelfInsertGuy.]

(Oookay… -Looks through the multiverse with Lyon- which version of myself do I pick?)

[-Searching, searching- Oh, that one might work. And he changed his name!]

(To what?) [Mathias.] (So it is a possibility.) [Possibly. So what powers should we give him…]

I do not own anything Rosario Vampire.

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Ow, my head. Where am I? Last time I checked I was at the Nintendo of America Christmas Party. I don't think there was alcohol. Maybe this is a prank by Reggie.

"Hey, do you mind if I sit here?" What? Oh, I'm on a bus. There is a- EYES, EYES, EYES! "Hey man, you okay?"

Blink and breath. "Sure." Cough, cough. Is that my voice? Is that my voice!? This kid looks familiar, but the world, WHO CHANGED THE ART DIRECTION!? I'm in… a… this is self-insert, isn't it? –Sigh- I figured this would happen eventually. Body check.

Big but thin. Kinda lanky. 6'4" and 200 or so pounds. I'm wearing some type of school uniform save for a pair of white sneakers –size 15ww- and a large pair of white cargo shorts. My features seem sharper than before, almost scary. A tan scarf is wrapped around my neck and glasses rest upon my face. Ernegildo Zegna? I'm happy to have you back old friend. At least my hair hasn't changed; Curly hair in a dome shape that covers my head like a beanie and comes down over one eye.

"So, what do you know about this school?" The kid's still here. Well… I guess I'm fifteen or so as well now. I can't really call him a kid. Actually I can. I'm like two heads taller than him.

"Um, my name is Aono Tsukune." Cue mental face-palm. So that's where I am. "And your name?"

"Connor Mathias. " Don't get involved. Then I'll just be doing what the author wants. Stay calm. Don't talk. Pretend to sleep. There is an awkward silence before, "Have any hobbies?" So this is the get to know you so we can be friends talk huh?

"Zzzzzzzz..."

Just let me sleep. If I get to sleep then I get to talk with whatever otherworldly entity sent me here. I had a life dammit!

"What's going on?" The brunette asks. Apparently I'm not getting to sleep. Various levels of light try to get past my eyelids and annoy me to no end. Then the lights stop and I'm sent face first into the seat in front of me. "Oh, come on!" I yell into the seat.

We come out of the tunnel and I look to the landscape. The grass is dead. There is a scarecrow held up as a signpost, the sky is orange, and the road is lined by jack-o-lanterns. Nice place.

"Everyone off the bus," the driver called. He's kinda creepy but he's still better than other bus drivers I've had. He gives Tsukune a small smile but all I get is a raised eyebrow. He must not have seen me get on. I applaud him for noticing.

I look to the scarecrow on the pole and I swear it nods to me. Is that my first clue for who sent me here, foreshadowing for my powers -which I KNOW I've been given- or is it an omen foretelling my death?

I leave Tsukune to his own devices as I head for the school. He really needs to reevaluate his life. No! No being cynical. That is just what others want. "Look out!" And down goes Tsukune. Don't turn around. Just keep walking. I need to find the headmaster. Maybe he will have some answers for me. Then again he could just be all creepy and mystical, but it doesn't hurt to try.

Up the steps, to the office. "Excuse me Miss, which way is it to the Headmaster's office?"

"Down the hall at the end. Have fuuuun." That reminded me way too much of LORE. Okay, what do you have for me, Mikogami?

I enter the office with a knock and some trepidation. "Yes, may I help you?"

"Yes sir. Could you please tell me why I am here?"

"I would assume it is because you are a student here, but it seems that is not the case." Okay, the demon priest is being straightforward so far. "You are much too old to be a student here, and yet you are not." That's the type of speech pattern I was expecting.

"So you don't know why I'm here? Fantastic. And here I thought I could trust the great Tactition to know this. I really need to get out of here."

"Yes you do. There is a kill on sight rule for humans here. Still, you do seem to have power."

"And that is a stupid rule." Wait a minute. -sigh- "I knew I got powers. Where do I get my room key?"

"With the secretary outside. I do expect you to go to your classes."

"I'm not a student, and I don't care what you say."

"If you aren't a student then you will fall under the 'kill on sight' rule."

"Right, because the being that dropped me here would let me be killed so quickly. Goodbye Headmaster."

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So this is what a dorm here is like. Kinda homey. The bed looks comfortable. The kitchen wall seems to be working as it should. The wind is a bit chilly but I've dealt with worse. The Washington coast is a cold place after all. Now let's try out that bed. First rule to self-inserts: you will find your captor in your dreams.

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"Wow, you are such a spoil sport."

The area is grey, like a blank canvas. In front of me stands a man about my height in dark robes. His silver, curly hair is held back in a ponytail and his skin is the color of paper. "Sorry, did I ruin your fun?"

"You know very well that you are supposed to integrate into the protagonist's plot and follow canon until you become overpowered."

"Well maybe I don't wanna follow that plot line."

"But that's the plot I layed out for you!"Why is he so strung up by this?

"Lyon?"

"Oh, so now you remember! You dropped me off the face of the earth after you joined NoA!"

"So this is revenge?"

"No, no, no, this is just a bonus on my part. We just needed a separate version of you to fill in on this challenge."

"Fantastic. Anything else I should know that may be important for my health?"

"Be creative, and you've got a visitor."

YAWN

"A visitor?" Nobody in the room. The window is still open for some reason. Is that purple hair? Oh, it's gone. Funny, why did that hair look familiar? Eh, whatever. Might as well sleep some more. I know I'm not gonna be getting much of it later on.

Zzzzzzzz

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Okay, so this is actually my second try at this chapter as I wanted it to still be comical but less predictable. Everyone review and stay Fluffy.