Disclaimer: I don't own dragon ball z or any of its characters, they are property of Akira Toriyama and Toei animation.
In this fic Goten, Trunks, Pan and Bra are between the ages of 5 to 7 ok, let the fic begin ^_^
Frieza the maid
-Namek-
Right before ssj Goku kills Frieza he decides not to.
"Hey Frieza!" shouts Goku "I've decided that I won't kill you if you swear to be a loyal maid for me and my family for all eternity!"
"Fuck no you fool!" Frieza yells back.
"Are you sure about?!" Goku asks as he begins gathering energy for a spirit bomb.
"Ok ok I'll do it! Frieza shout's in panic.
"Good" says Goku "do you also promise to wear one of those French maid dresses."
"Sure! finally, an excuse to wear a dre… I mean uh, how dare you! You horrible cruel creature!"
"Heheh" Goku laughs to himself "I always knew he was gay."
-many years later at the Son family household-
"Ding dong" rings the door-bell.
"I'll get it!" says Frieza in his high feminine voice. He goes to the door and opens it.
"Hey Frills!" shouts the Vegeta-Briefs family.
(a/n) that's his new nickname they gave it to him because of the white frills on his French maid dress and of course, he hates his new name.
"Stop calling me that!" he shouts at them.
" Frills, where are Goten and Pan?" ask Trunks and Bra.
"In the living room"
"Thanks Frills!" they say as they dash from the room.
"Don't call me that!" Frieza yells after them.
"Hurry up Kakarot!" Calls Vegeta.
"I'm coming, I'm coming" says Goku who is closely followed by Chichi.
"Ok, let's go" says Chichi.
"What, you're going somewhere?" asks Frieza.
"Don't worry Frills, we're only going to the mall for a few hours, now go do some dusting or something you frilly fucker" says Vegeta.
"You'll have to baby-sit the kids" Bulma tells Frieza.
"Fuck no, there is no way in hell, I am not baby-sitting those little freaks!"
What will happen next? I'll have new chapters up soon.