Disclaimer: I do not own Percabeth, Khione, Artemis or Apollo, nor do I own the original 'Snow in California.' Enjoy!
It was Christmas time, and the demigods were once again together to celebrate the holidays. Unfortunately, Annabeth had to go back to San Francisco, not only for school and family related purposes, but to help with keeping peace with Camp Jupiter. Annabeth and Percy aka Percabeth bid each other goodnight on the last night they had together before retiring to their cabins, where music began to play...
Percy: Dear Khione,
It's me Percy
I know you hate me but I really need
Your help this year
Let me make this clear
Annabeth: See I really love him
And it's been kinda tough cause
I'm only in town for the holidays
Tomorrow I'm flying away
Away from him
Both: I don't need another gift
I just have one wish
This year can you
Just make it snow in New York
I'll even settle for rain
Percy: Don't want her to go tomorrow morning
Give me something to make her stay
Annabeth: Wrapped in his arms by the fireplace
Will be the perfect gift
Both: Let it snow let it snow let it snow
Let it snow
In New York, please
Percy: Dear Khione,
What happened to the plan we had
I checked the news and it said
It'd be a just fine day
Make it go away
Annabeth: See I, I really need to stay
For a couple more days
Can't you make my
Five o'clock flight delay
Won't you find a way?
Both: I don't need another gift
I just have one wish
This year can you
Just make it snow in New York
I'll even settle for rain
Percy: Don't want her to go tomorrow morning
Give me something to make her stay
Annabeth: Wrapped in his arms by the fireplace
Will be the perfect gift
Both: Let it snow let it snow let it snow
Let it snow
In New York
Percy: I know you really hate me and Annabeth
But can you just do this for us?
I need my Wise Girl right here with me
So please, please
Both: I don't need another gift
I just have one wish
This year can you
Just make it snow in New York
I'll even settle for rain
Percy: Don't want her to go tomorrow morning
Give me something to make her stay
Annabeth: Wrapped in his arms by the fireplace
Will be the perfect gift
Both: Let it snow let it snow let it snow
Let it snow
In New York, please
The music faded away and Khione sighed before giving a wave of her hand. A snow storm descended on New York, and Annabeth's flight was canceled. Percabeth spent the time they had been granted cuddling by the fireplace, drinking hot cocoa.
"Did you sing too?" Percy asked his Wise Girl.
"Yep," replied Annabeth to her Seaweed Brain.
"Why does that keep happening?"
Annabeth sighed and shifted slightly. "I have no idea."
Meanwhile, on Olympus, Apollo began to laugh like a crazy person, or Hera when she's plotting. Artemis looked over at her brother, guessed he was drunk on eggnog (again), and ignored him.
THE END!
Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Madeline: I hope y'all enjoyed my parody of 'Snow in California' by Ariana Grande. I know, I know, not one of my funnier ones, but I'm in a depressed mood cuz I just watched 'The Fault in Our Stars.'
Percy: *sniffling* I'M NOT CRYING!
Annabeth: Yeah you are.
Percy: *pouts*
Annabeth: *rolls her eyes and turns to audience* Review, favorite, but don't follow this story, because it's a one-shot!
Madeline: Don't worry, I'm working on fluff.
Piper: Good. I need my fluff.
Madeline: O-kay-
Percy: OKAY WAS THEIR ALWAYS! *starts sobbing*
Madeline: Um, well, bye!
~Madeline, Percy, Annabeth, and Piper