Elf All The Fan Girls Want
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to an elf a little cooler than me.
His name is Leggy, he's a hottie with a good aim,
He has white knives, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when he walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
He doesn't notice me!
Cause he is helpin' Frodo
Killin' evil orcs
Listenin' to swords clash
The night sky in his eyes
He's in a great movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the elf all the fan girls want.
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
He likes Lembas and I like stolen ent wine
His arrow case's full of arrows that have pointy tips
He says he'd like to kill some orcs and a ring wraith
He'll never know that I'm the best that he'll never have
And when he walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
He'll never notice me!
Cause he is helpin' Frodo
Killin' evil orcs
Listenin' to swords clash
The night sky in his eyes
He likes 'em with some Lembas
Pointy ears white knives
Killin' lotsa orcs
Does an arrow make the elf?
He's in a great movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the elf all the fan girls want.
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
There he goes again
With cloak on, and braids in his hair
He broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see him naked!
Now I am helpin' Frodo
Tryin' to kill evil orcs
Listenin' to swords clash
The night sky in my eyes
I can't find Lembas
And I ain't got no white knives
All I got's a dagger...dagger....dagger.....
He's in a great movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the elf all the fan girls want.
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
(There he goes again)
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
(There he goes again)
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
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I got bored. When I get bored, I get weird. When I get weird, I do things like this. When I do things like this, people like you guys get scared.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to an elf a little cooler than me.
His name is Leggy, he's a hottie with a good aim,
He has white knives, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when he walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
He doesn't notice me!
Cause he is helpin' Frodo
Killin' evil orcs
Listenin' to swords clash
The night sky in his eyes
He's in a great movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the elf all the fan girls want.
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
He likes Lembas and I like stolen ent wine
His arrow case's full of arrows that have pointy tips
He says he'd like to kill some orcs and a ring wraith
He'll never know that I'm the best that he'll never have
And when he walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
He'll never notice me!
Cause he is helpin' Frodo
Killin' evil orcs
Listenin' to swords clash
The night sky in his eyes
He likes 'em with some Lembas
Pointy ears white knives
Killin' lotsa orcs
Does an arrow make the elf?
He's in a great movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the elf all the fan girls want.
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
There he goes again
With cloak on, and braids in his hair
He broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see him naked!
Now I am helpin' Frodo
Tryin' to kill evil orcs
Listenin' to swords clash
The night sky in my eyes
I can't find Lembas
And I ain't got no white knives
All I got's a dagger...dagger....dagger.....
He's in a great movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the elf all the fan girls want.
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
(There he goes again)
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
(There he goes again)
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
He's the elf all the fan girls want!
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I got bored. When I get bored, I get weird. When I get weird, I do things like this. When I do things like this, people like you guys get scared.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.