Author's Note: Weeeeellllll I have a new obsession. I couldn't think of a title for this and then I was listening to my iPod and this Hatsune Miku song(Electric Angel) came on and I'm like "You know why the hell not?" Whenever I listen to that song I have a weird mental image of GLaDOS flying around while Wheatley and Chell stare on in confusion. Then I wrote the chapter and I'm like "Y'know this fits more." I wasn't sure if I should write this in the first place as I'm not too familiar with Half Life (literally everything I know of Half Life comes from that one Fanfic "Half Life: Full Life Consequences" JOHN FREEMAN WHO WAS GORDAN FREEMAN'S BROTHER WAS ONE DAY AN OFFICE, TYPING ON A COMPUTER! Oh and Ten FTW) and since Portal and Half Life share a timeline… But I'm going to write it anyways so it's nut my fault if Dumblydore swers ok! Lollollol but seriously. To avoid that I'm setting this pretty far after Portal 2. TEH HUMENS R REPOPULATIN!1111oneone!

BEWARE: There be WheatDOS ahead! Also, GLaDOS and the cores are androids in this.

Also, I'm sorry for this long-ass author's note.

Android Hell

Chapter One

Wheatley stared up at the blurry shape above him. He couldn't see anything. His glasses floated away sometime in his punishment. How long had it been since he felt gravity? He wanted to throw himself on the ground and kiss it. But he wouldn't. Maybe later. Even without his glasses, he knew where he was and who he was in front of.

"Honestly, it escapes me why they programmed your eyes to be so messed-up." Her voice sounded. A claw deposited the wire frames in front of him. Wheatley then wanted to throw himself at the feet of the woman, thanking her over and over. But he didn't.

"How did you find them?" he squeaked, mentally slapping himself for doing so. He sounded so…scared. But he was. Terrified actually.

"They were stuck on an old satellite." Wheatley pushed the glasses on his nose, suddenly disoriented at the clearness of everything. After his dizzy spell, his fears were confirmed.

Staring back down at him was GLaDOS, with a look on her face that was literally unreadable. Disdain mixed with boredom. But there was something else… Glee? What could GLaDOS be so happy about? Whatever mix of emotion showed in her yellow eyes, it was menacing. GLaDOS' death glare could cause even the strongest of men to break down into a crying blob of flesh. And Wheatley was far from the strongest of men.

She wore a pristine lab coat over a black dress. Plain, practical clothing. Dozens of wires jutted from her back. She sat from an almost invisible chair that floated in the air. She could just hang from her wires, like a puppet, but that got uncomfortable after a while, Wheatley knew from experience.

"Wanna go back to space… Miss space… Need to go back to space…" the Space Core rocked back and forth mumbling incoherently. GLaDOS sighed and a claw grabbed him by the leg and carried him off.

"Hey! You aren't going to incinerate him, right?" Wheatley yelled.

"No. Why do you care, moron?" she hissed.

"I dunno… He's a bit unstable but not a bad guy." He looked down at his feet. "Anyway, why'd you bring us down?"

"Since you were in space, humans have begun to repopulate. Somehow a few have stumbled upon the Enrichment Center. It's fortunate really. I was becoming bored with no perishable test subjects." GLaDOS began to explain, a sadistic edge in her voice. "I've been able to find a few more humans to test upon. I prefer to test one at a time, as you know. So, I need you to take care of the test subjects in suspension."

"Can't you just find someone else?" Wheatley asked.

"I could, but you've done it before so why bother teaching someone else when I could just fetch you?" she asked. Then she jumped down from her chair, somehow disconnected herself from her wires and walked up to Wheatley. She leaned close to his ear and whispered, "I am also going to make your life a living hell."

Wheatley gulped.

Author's Note: OKAY THAT WAS PRETTY SHORT! And it sucked *sad face* Hopefully as I continue it will get better. Please review! I will GLaDley accept any criticism! LOL! I didn't make pun up…