Danny sighed in boredom, he doesn't want to do this, but his Parents threatened to have him cut the back and front lawns if he doesn't take part of the talent show.
"I can't friggin' believe this, I gotta take part of some talent show." Danny then said, annoyed.
"Well, that's what you get for being lazy, dude." Luna scoffs.
"I really don't want to do this. Talent Shows are so uncool!" Danny then said.
"Not if you have some one to help you!" Luan said as the rest of the teenagers dropped by. As the curtain is pulled upwards, Danny's class is revealed as Stan Pines inserts Mabel's MP3 Player into the AUX input.
"Now, everyone, Danny Fenton's classmates doing the famous song "You got Trouble"." Mr. Lancer said.
Stan laughs as he plays the wrong song, an early 90's New jack swing instrumental, taking everyone by surprise about this. They were expecting something from the Music Man, not this.
Then, Danny walked on stage as he starts to sing and Dance:
Danny:
Yo! Hey, what's happenin', dude?
I'm a kid with a rep for bein' rude.
Terrorizin' ghosts wherever I go.
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow.
Fixin' test scores to get the best scores,
Droppin' ecto-bombs all over the floor.
I'm the kid that gave delinquency a fandom.
First name: Danny! Last name: Phantom!
(The crowd starts to dancing to the rhythm, all are enjoying it, except for Danny's family, who are embarrassed to see Danny like this.)
I'm here today to introduce the next phase,
The next step in the big Dan Craze.
I gotta dance real easy to do.
I learned it with no rhythm and so can you.
So move your body, if you got the notion,
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Now that you got it, if you think that you can,
Do it to the music. That's the Phantom!
Back-up singers:
Everybody if you can, do the Phantom! (Danny: Woah!)
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! (Danny: Check it out, man!)
Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. (Danny: Phantom!)
Everybody in the house, do the Phantom! (Danny: Uh-huh!)
Everybody if you can, do the Phantom!
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! (Danny: Wooooah, mama!)
Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. (Danny: Woah!)
Everybody in the house, do the Phantom!
Danny:
It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks,
I got in trouble. Yeah, pretty deep.
Vegeta was yelling, (Vegeta: DANNY!) Parents were, too,
Because I put moth balls in the beef stew.
Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom.
Sittin' by myself, confined to my room,
When all else fails, nothin' else left to do.
I turn on the music so I can feel the groove.
Back-up singers:
Move your body, if you get the notion, (Danny: Woah, I'm feelin' the groove now, baby!)
Front to back in a rock-like motion (Danny: Goin' Ghost! Woooooah!)
Move your hips from side to side now (Danny: Do the Phantom!)
Don't you slip, let your feet glide now. (Danny: Woah, Danielle! Ha!)
If you gotta groove, you gotta use it. (Danny: Ha-ha-ha!)
Rock rhythm in time with the music. (Danny: Hahaha, check it out, dude!)
You just might start a chain reaction.
Danny:
If you can do the Phantom, you're bad like Michael Jackson.
Back-up singers:
Everybody if you can, do the Phantom! (Danny: Everybody, yeah, do the Phantom!)
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! (Danny: Check it out!)
Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. (Danny: Woooooooah, mama!)
Everybody in the house, do the Phantom! (Danny: I'm bad! I'm bad!)
Do the Phantom!
Danny:
Do the Phantom!
Everybody, back and forth and side to side.
Back-up singers:
Do the Phantom!
Danny:
Do the Phantom!
Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny!
(guitar solo)
Jack:
Turn it down! Will you shut that infernal racket!
Everybody:
DO THE PHANTOM!
(Danielle plays the saxophone)
Danny:
Oh, my ears! Danielle, put the saxophone away!
U can't touch this!
(tips a pile of things over) Ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything!
Now I'm in the house, feelin' good to be home
'Til Danielle starts blowin' that damn saxophone.
And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away,
But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay.
I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a song,
Listen to the kick-drum kickin' along.
Yeah, Danielle likes the Sax, she's her number one Hobby of Mind Numb,
But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Phantom!
Back-up singers:
Everybody if you can, do the Phantom! (Danny: Hey everybody...)
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! (Danny: ...may I remind you?)
Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. (Danny: Ooh! Ah! Yeah! Yeah!)
Everybody in the house, do the Phantom! (Danny: Danny! Phantom! Huh!)
Do the Phantom!
Danny:
Do the Phantom!
Everybody, back and forth and side to side.
Back-up singers:
Do the Phantom!
Danny:
Do the Phantom!
She can do it, he can do it, so can I.
(Danny scats over the following)
If you gotta groove, you gotta use it.
Rock rhythm in time with the music.
You just might start a chain reaction.
Danny:
I'm Goin' Ghost!
Back-up singers:
Everybody if you can, do the Phantom! (Danny: Fling it, baby! Woo!)
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! (Danny: Oh yeah!)
Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. (Danny: I'm bad! Real bad!)
Everybody in the house, do the Phantom!
Everybody if you can, do the Phantom! (Danny: Woooooooah, I'm bad!)
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! (Danny: Do the Phantom!)
Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. (Danny: Ha-ha!)
Everybody in the house, do the Phantom!
Do the Phantom!
Everybody if you can, do the Phantom!
Move your body, if you get the notion,
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Do the Phantom!
Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
Move your hips from side to side now
Everybody in the house, do the Phantom!
Don't you slip, let your feet glide now.
Do the Phantom!
Everybody if you can, do the Phantom!
If you gotta groove, you gotta use it.
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
Rock rhythm in time with the music.
Do the Phantom!
Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
You just might start a chain reaction.
Everybody in the house, do the Phantom!
(Danny says the following over the combination of the chorus, the bridge and others)
Danny:
Oh, yeah! You call that dancin'?
Ha! Watch this rhythm!
Ha-ha, yeah!
Ha-ha, fling it!
This is for you, Michael!
Whoo!
Ha-ha!
VEGETA:
YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!
Danny:
You're a crazed up fruit loop!