Disclaimer: I do own the legend of Zelda… is something I would say if I did own it, but I don't, so I can't say that. woe is me, woe is me.
Soooo… I'll cut the crap and get to the story.
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Chapter 1: Impa's visit
I was enjoying a peaceful dinner with Navi, when someone knocked on my door.
"Were you expecting anybody?" Navi asked me.
"If I was, would I be dressed like this?" I answered. It was true, all I was wearing was my pajamas, and my hat.(I don't do anything without my hat.) I hoped it wasn't Saria.
It wasn't.
When I opened my door, I was surprised to see… Impa! She had a worried, almost scared look on her face.
"Link, I am sorry to barge in like this." She said inviting herself in. "I hope I'm not interrupting anything." She added when she saw Navi stuffing her face.
"Oh, not at all." Navi said wiping her face looking embarassed.
As I cleared the table, Navi talked to Impa about hats and her favorite hats and the hats she didn't like because they messed up her hair.(If fairies have hair o.O) Impa just nodded politely.
When I was done, I sat across from Impa at the table. Navi flew into the brim of my hat.
"So…" I said feeling awkward. "They weathers been nice!"
"Princess Zelda has requested to see you." Impa said. Leave it to Impa to cut the small talk and get straight to the point.
"Really? When!" I said excited to see Zelda again.
"As soon as possible, tomorrow is best. She has also invited Malon." Impa said, with the same expression she had when she first came in.
"Why?" I asked.
"Why does she what to see you?" Impa asked confused.
"No, why aren't you wearing a hat, of course why does she want to see me!" I said. What a dumb question.
She waited a few seconds before saying, "I think it is best for her to tell you that."
She got up and walked toward the door.
"Oh, and Link," she aid turning around in the doorway, "It is best if you are not seen."
"Right, tomorrow, fast, don't be seen, got it!" I said smiling. She was At the edge and when she turned around and walked forward, she fell off the tree! I've seen a lot of things in my life, but never have I seen something so, darn hilarious! I spent a good minute laughing with Navi, before walking over to the edge.
Trying not to laugh, I called down, "You all right?"
She lay there on the ground for a while before picking herself up, and called up to me, "I'm f-fine!"
When she walked away, I went back inside and Navi was on about hats again. When I had had enough, I took off my hat and stuffed Navi in it.
"HEY LET ME OUT OF HERE!" she screamed struggling to get out. All of the sudden, she stopped. "Hey nice hat you have here!"
Ug. I went out the door,to the edge of the deck, and dropped the hat. Navi flew out of it just before it hit the ground. I climbed down the ladder to go and get my hat, but Navi quickly grabbed it.
"Come and get it fairy boy!" She said waving the hat at me.
"Oh, now you're gonna get it!" I said, and lunged at her.
She flew away as fast as she could. I ran as fast as I could chasing her. Finally we ended up at the house with the hearts on its roof. She flew up the path leading to the bridge, and I followed her. She flew across the bridge until I was at the first platform. She was five feet in front of me, over the water. Not thinking, I jumped at her grabbing the hat.
"Yes!" I shouted, and saw Navi fly towards home. Uh-oh, I quickly looked down. gulp. I fell ten feet down into freezing cold water.
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When I walked inside my house, I heard giggles from Navi,
"Ha ha, very funny." I said. I changed into dry pajamas.
"You should get some sleep tonight," Navi said. "It's a long trip to the castle."
"I don't know if I can wait." I said yawning. I crawled into bed, and Navi went into her room.(a hole in the wall.) In ten minutes I was in dreamland.
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So that's the end of chapter one. If nothing happens in my boring life, than chapter 3 will be up in a few days.
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The Unknown Travler