*what the hell am I doing with my life? I'm such an idiot…* -`A -"' /embarrassed

Yes, hello! My name is Kris; this is my Soul Eater fiction. Now, before we get any further at this moment, I would like to clearly state that this is yaio. If you don't like gays, then just exit out of this, 'cause I'm not putting up with haters. Now, let's continue~

I have recently been watching many yaio OVA's (and Soul Eater, OBVIOUSLY), which is what inspired this bullshit you are now reading. I really want to do this, but it's much more embarrassing then you'd think. I mean—I'm just a fangirl, nothing much, kinda stupid.

Umm, the pairing will be Soul/Kid, there will be some O.C's, no, this isn't just fangirl fluff, this story does have a plot (which is the stupid part), hence the O.C's. Also, many other inspirations I had for this are the anime Panty and Stocking (FUNNY AS HELL, LOVE IT), and the games Saints Row 3, Sleeping Dogs, and Catherine (all very good and cool games, love them).

You know what I don't get? How the whole Soul/Kid yaio fandom even started. Sure they're friends, but nothing uh, 'big', happened between them, it doesn't make sense to me. Sure they're cute and together they're even cuter, but is that just it? If anyone knows anything, can you please tell me? I really wanna know!

Anyways, the whole weapon/meister concept will be kept, some teams will be changed, however (duh! Yaio!). I could very possibly be O.O.C, so if I am, point out my flaws for me so I'll get better, please!

Aw hell, I can't believe I'm going through with this! I'm all excited, but scared my mom's gonna find my fan fiction folder on the computer and read this… Oh well! If I get found out I'll send you all a personal visit from Hell, how's that sound, good? Enjoy my friends ;)

~xoxOxox~

Soul's POV:

Where the hell are those two idiots? The one time I show up on time they show up LATE. Black*Star's the one who wanted to come to this place anyways; I just wanted to stay home my Friday night and relax after a week of school but noo.

And you know what's really weird? I think Kid wanted to come to this place too. He looked interested, and from my eyes this place is symmetrical…who knows what goes through that freak's head, I certainly don't, though I sure would like to. What, is there something wrong with a guy being concerned for his friend who also happens to be a guy? Geez…why am I so paranoid? Black*Star's gonna be here, it's hardly anything with him in the middle.

"Soul!" I hear Kid voice. I look left down the street and see him walking towards me, without Black*Star. Odd.

"Hey Kid, where's Black*Star?" How NOT cool of me to immediately ask about the retard, what the hell is my problem? I don't get it, a year ago I thought nothing of it, Kid was just another one of my friends, now we're seventeen, and there's just something about him that makes him irresistible. Am I sick or something? Does he feel the same way about me?

"Oi, Soul! Did you even hear me?" Kid says, bringing my attention back to reality.

"Uh, no, sorry Kid." Am I blushing? My face feels hot.

He sighs. "I said, Black*Star cancelled, he said something about not feeling well. I still wanted to go, which is why I didn't cancel. I hope I'm not bothering you by not wanting to go alone." He avoids my gaze. See? Its little things like THAT that get me confused about him. Is he embarrassed, is he shy, what dammit?!

"It's fine. I just want to see why you two are so worked up about this place anyways, it doesn't look special." Really it doesn't, just a bar. It's a one-story small building, has a kind of pinkish color to it. The sign by the door reads "Koko's Place", which I find just plain weird. I remember Kid saying 'Koko' is the name of the owner, but couldn't someone have come up with a more creative name for a bar?

"You'll see. Koko Black is a genius mixologist, a highly successful entrepreneur, a—"

"She a friend of your Dad's, I'm assuming." I cut him off before he can continue. I don't wanna hear about some bitch named something as stupid as 'Koko' on what could possibly become a date with Kid. Hold on…I'm on a date with Kid? Holy crap, I am! It's just the two of us, going to a bar; it has to be a date! I better be cool, I'll never forgive myself if I blow this PERFECT chance!

"So what if she is? She's cool, Soul." he really cares about this.

"Alright." I give in. Hey, he's happy I'm happy. I open the door and the smell of alcohol and perfume hits me in the face. It's dim inside, but I can easily see it's crowded. Everyone is yelling but they all seem happy, they don't pay me and Kid any mind as Kid leads the way to the counter island in the back. He sits in the only empty stool and I pull one up from one of the high tables.

"Can we even be in here, Kid? We're underage." I ask him.

"Don't worry, Koko's nice. She won't tell anybody." is his response. The door in the back opens and a lady somewhere in her twenties walks out. She has icy blue eyes and really long dark pink hair with strands of black in it, her side bangs are tied in the back with a single lock of hair bouncing in her face as she walks. She's wearing a short black vest with lace in the front as an attempt to close it, but her pink tube-like bra is easily showing. She also has on dark mini shorts with black high heeled boots; she's wearing tons of necklaces and even more bracelets on her left arm, and on her right shoulder is a black outline of an elaborately drawn heart. She looks at me and I can't help looking away. I like Kid, but some girls still do set me off.

"Koko-chan!" Kid calls the lady over. Hold on, this slut is Koko?

"Hello Kiddo~" she obviously thinks too damn highly of herself, I can tell by how her voice sounds. "Is this your boyfriend? He's cute!" She says pointing to me. My face feels like it's on fire, I can't believe she just said that!

"I-I'm Soul." Now I'm nervous. I hold my hand for her to shake, which she does. She smiles at me.

"Koko Black, at your service," She bows with the last three words. She put on way too much perfume. "How've you been Kiddo? I want to hear everything about this friend of yours." Her attention goes back to Kid; I glance back at him and see a little bit of pink on his cheeks. At least I'm not the only one feeling uncomfortable.

"I've been well, Koko-chan. And would you please stop that nonsense? Soul and I are friends." She just laughs at him.

"I-is she always like this?" I ask Kid quietly.

"Unfortunately. But she is a good person."

"Oh Kiddo, how has Death-kun been doing? I haven't from him in a while." Death-kun? Is she talking about Death Scythe?

"Father has been fine." Oh, it's Kid's Dad. At least Maka's Dad hasn't been seeing this one while Maka's out of town. As soon as school got out today Maka left on a train to meet up with her Mom in the next town over, and I haven't seen Death Scythe at all since she left.

"Hey, hey, do you two wanna try my new drink?" Koko asks us with a devious smile on her face.

"We're seventeen. We don't drink." I tell her.

She leans over the counter close to Kid. "Kiddo~" she's practically cooing him. He leans away, but she just gets closer. She pushes herself up on the counter making me lean away even, and Kid leans on me. What the hell's with this bitch? This is ridiculous!

"C'mon Kiddo~ any closer and you'll be in your friend's pants." My face burns up, and I can only imagine how Kid feels with all this. Koko definitely is NOT cool or a nice person, she's a pervy bitch!

"Fine, I'll order the damn drink!" finally he yells. Koko falls back behind the counter and goes back into the room she came out of, waving back at us.

Kid pushes himself back up. "S-sorry about that Soul. She can be a little…"

"Rude or perverted, 'cause she's both. How long have you even known her anyways?" she's really pissing me off.

"I told you, she's a friend of my father. I've known her for a few years, but I didn't intend to keep in touch. As you can tell, she's, weird. But she normally acts like that around men. I don't know why, it's just her." His face is a bit pink.

"Wait, so…if you know each other then why did she just force a drink on you?"

"The last time we met in person I accidently drank some of her beer, so now she thinks I drink alcohol." He blushes and looks away.

"That's…kind of stupid, Kid."

"I know."

"Well, you're not gonna drink it, are you?"

"I don't want to be rude. And she loves it when people try the drinks she personally comes up with." So he's really gonna drink. Kid's serious, but he really is polite, too polite, honestly. Koko comes back out holding a platter with six tall bottles on top above her head.

"Enjoy!" she smiles as she sets the platter on the counter. The liquid in the bottles is red at the bottom and pink at the top, I can easily smell the alcohol from my seat. Is it vodka or something? That's what it looks like.

Some of the other people from behind us come up to try the drink. "Oi!" Koko stops them, her tone of voice lowers an octave and her light gaze turns into a death glare. "These ain't your drinks, roaches. Leave." They all back away without another word. Koko's expression then goes back to normal as she hands Kid one of the bottles. He smiles at her, she smiles back, and he drinks it. He takes a sip first, but then throws his head back and gulps the entire bottle. He slams the empty bottle on the table and looks at me, he doesn't even blink. It's kind of creepy.

"U-uh, Kid? You alright?" He's freaking me out, he shouldn't have drunk that, I knew something bad would happen!

"This drink…" he says, the expression on his face doesn't change. Koko leans forward a little, she looks like she's gonna burst, freaking psycho. "This drink is…fantastic!" he grins and his face gets red. I've seen him happy, but not this kind of happy. This is weird.

"That's awesome, Kiddo!" Koko's happy too, not weird/drunk happy just plain happy. Kid takes another bottle and leaves the counter, I try to stop him but Koko holds me back.

"It's better to let him do whatever, Soul-kun. Kiddo's a real lightweight, who knows what he might do while he's drunk." She says.

"How would you know anything about that?"

"What can I say? I'm attentive to people, that's all. Also, if you need any help, I'll help you. Just tell me." she smiles again.

"What are you talking about?"

"You like Kiddo." I just stare at her then. How did she find out? This is getting awkward, there's something weird about this lady, that's for sure. "You want to be closer to him, but you don't know if he feels the same way about you." My gaze goes down to the counter. "Don't be shy about it! I actually think Kiddo likes you back, Soul-kun." Is that true? Maybe, but I can't trust this girl. She's a little too suspicious. My face is getting hot again.

"H-how do you know that?" I'm so embarrassed, what's with her? How did she figure it out?

"As I said, I'm just an observant individual. Don't you want help?" She's damn condescending. I've had enough, screw the shame.

"Alright then bitch," I glare at her, finally snapping. She focuses on me but doesn't drop that grin, really pissing me off. "If I were to take you up on your offer, exactly what is this help?"

"Do you really wanna know, Soul-kun?" she leans closer to me, but I don't back up like last time, just glare at her. She laughs, "It's this," she holds up one of the bottles of the pink drink she made for Kid. "And if you really like Kiddo the way I think you do, you'll just love what'll happen to him later tonight."

"What the hell is that supposed to mean? Did you put somethin' in that shit?" I'm completely losing my temper, what the hell did she do to Kid?

"You could say…it's a drug of sorts. Basically, he won't be able to control himself. Just take advantage of the moment, why not? I guarantee you'll both enjoy it." She's still smiling, but now it seems…evil.

"Just what are you, really, Koko Black?" She licks her lips and her eyes seem to be brighter, like they're glowing.

"Hey, Soul?" someone grabs my shoulder, stopping Koko from saying anything. I look behind me and see its Kid. His face is flushed and he has dark circles under his eyes.

"What's wrong, Kid?" I disregard her and focus on Kid.

"I'm tired~" he flops in my lap, making me blush. "Let's go home." He says. His eyes close and he start snoring, lightly, on me. He looks so cute when sleeping, even if it's a drug and alcohol induced sleep. I get up from the bar stool and lift Kid on my back, he really is a lightweight.

"Come again boys!" Koko waves as I leave. I glare at her as a goodbye. Finally outside I sigh in relief. Thank the lord I'm out of that hellhole! I don't know what Koko's problem is, but if we stayed any longer…well, it wouldn't be good, that much I'm positive. I start walking back to my apartment, I don't know what drug Koko was talking about, but I don't think just dropping Kid off at Gallow's Manor with Liz and Patty is a good idea if something's wrong with him. Also, if the girls find out he was drinking he'll never hear the end of it.

Finally at the apartment, I lower Kid onto the couch, who's still sleeping, and set up an extra bed for him in my room. It's weird getting home late and NOT having Maka or Blair jump on me about what I was doing out so late, or straight up jump on me. Good thing the two of them are out of town.

The whole 'incident' with Koko is really starting to bother me. She never said what she was, she implied she put a drug in the drink she made for Kid, which I'm now starting to believe since bartenders make drinks right at the bar and not in the back like she did. If I could sense souls like Maka and Kid I probably would've found out what Koko is by now. I sigh, sometimes it sucks being a weapon. Well, the bed is made. I hope he doesn't mind sleeping on the floor. I'll put him in and get ready for bed myself.

Kid's POV:

My head hurts…what happened? It was another Koko thing, I guess. Her drinks have never been THAT strong in the past. It just gets worse and worse, and now she's in Death City, that's just brilliant. Next time I see her I have to tell her I'm done. That first time was only an accident, anyways. Of course, alcohol doesn't really affect me as it does others. Father said it's simply because I'm a Shinigami, and even though that fact stopped him from scolding me about it when I told him what I did, I didn't plan on drinking all the time—that's ridiculous! But now I truly have a headache. Did she purposely make the drink strong? No, she wouldn't do that…would she?

I finally open my eyes. I'm definitely not in Koko's bar, or my house. It looks like Maka and Soul's apartment.

"Soul?" I ask. My voice cracks as I try to speak, why is my throat so dry?

"You finally up?" Soul leans over the couch, where I'm lying, and gives me his usual smirk that passes off as a smile; he's not wearing his headband and jacket now, he's in his pajamas, I guess. For some reason I can't look at him, not without my entire body burning up. What the hell? "I made a bed for you in my room. You don't mind sleeping on the floor, do you?"

"N-no, it's fine." really, it's not, but I don't feel like putting up a fight. I push myself up, my arms feel weak. What's wrong with me?

"Oi, you sober enough to stand, or you need help?" he asks. What's that again? Oh, right…

"Y-yeah, don't worry about me." I try getting up, but my legs are weak too.

"Well of course I'm gonna worry. You drank two bottles of that crap; I'm surprised you're even awake and talking in full sentences. Don't you need water or something?" Did I really drink two bottles?

"Soul, I'm fine. Alcohol doesn't affect me like it does to others." I try getting up again, but I trip. Soul catches me, thankfully. His touch is…I can't even describe it! What's wrong with me? Nothing like this has EVER happened before! Is it getting hot in here? My body feels like it's on fire…what the hell's going on?

"Kid? What's wrong?" Soul asks me. I force myself to look into his eyes, I start panting like a dog, I feel so hot.

"I…I don't…" I try getting up again, and fail again. This time I fall on Soul and he falls over.

"Kid! What the—" he tries to get up. How he tries to get up is what makes my face turn red, I try holding my voice back, but that doesn't work. "Umm, Kid?" he stares at me like I have, two heads or something! Shit!

"I-it's nothing!" What the hell's wrong with me?! Soul pushes me up and gets out from under me, then walks me to his room and sits on his bed. He stares at me for a while, and then sighs. He must think I'm a piece of trash, and hell knows I am! Something is horribly wrong with me, and I've been degraded in front one of my friends! I've lost my pride…why won't Soul just leave me alone?

"Kid, I've got something to tell you." Is he going to rub it in? Well, I suppose it doesn't matter…I deserve it. I force myself to look him in the eyes, and I prepare for the worst. "I think Koko drugged you." …what? I just blink at him. Did he just say 'drugged' and 'Koko' in the same sentence?

"Wh…what?"

"After you drank the first bottle of that stuff you took another and ran off. I was gonna follow you but she stopped me. She started talkin' and she mentioned putting some drug in the drink, so I think, actually I'm pretty sure she drugged you." She drugged me? Is that why I feel like this? I can't believe she would do that! I would've never thought she'd do something as terrible as drug someone! Suddenly nausea hits me for a second, I hold my head in my hand and try to catch my breath.

"What kind of drug is this?" I wonder. It's getting hotter…shit, what do I do? I feel Soul staring at me; I look at him and see his eyes are down there.

"Damn, Kid." His cheeks are pink.

"Don't stare at it!" I yell at him feeling a mad blush rush across my face. "Just, go outside in the living room and wait, would you?!" I don't know how any drug could make someone feel like this, maybe it's not even a drug at all, but I don't care. I need to get myself off. I look back up and see Soul still sitting in front of me. Why won't he leave?

"Just look at yourself, Kid," he puts his hand on my shoulder, my entire body heats up at his touch. I grab his hand but that just makes it worse, sending a chill down my spine. "There's no way you can do it alone the way you are," he leans closer to me. Wait, he's not…dear lord, he is! What's his problem? Why is he doing this? And, why am I getting so worked up over it?! Sure, I like Soul, but does he have to do this? And did this even have to freaking happen? I'm a death god, a shinigami! I shouldn't be affected by this kind of thing at all! I—WAIT. What is he touching?

"S-Soul!" Is he honestly doing this?!

"I'm just helping you get off, that's all."

"N-no!" I try pushing him away, but I'm too weak. I hate to admit it, but it honestly feels…good. Argh, what the hell am I saying? We're both GUYS, its wrong!

"Relax, Kid." I open my eyes and stare at him. I must look helplessly pitiful…I'm so ashamed. I guess it doesn't even matter at this point, he's already started; I don't think I should make him stop now. I'm so confused…

"Just…just do whatever!" I give in. I don't know what to do, this has never happened before, and I can't do anything about it! And the worst part about it is…I like it. But, wait…is that, really bad? Just because it feels so good…and it's not like Soul's a bad guy for doing this, he just said he's helping me get off, though he's really doing some unnecessary things.

"W-wait, Soul!" it's starting to hurt, and holding my voice back is getting hard. There are tears in my eyes, even. Soul doesn't say anything, I look at him, he looks up into my eyes, leans closer, and…he kisses me. I guess it's the right thing to do in the situation, but I didn't want to do it in the first place! Maybe I should just forget it, it's uncalled for, but it's not like I hate it. I kiss him back, and he continues. I…I don't what to think anymore! (A.N: yaoi/smut scenes were not meant to be read, or to be written by me. I'd still read this alone in a dark corner though)

Soul's POV:

I can't believe I frikin' did that last night! What the hell's wrong with me that I couldn't even control myself while Kid was under the influence of some whacked-up drug! I am such an idiot! Well, to be completely honest, I wasn't actually acting like myself last night either. As soon as I saw Kid all, 'hot and heavy' I guess you'd call it, I couldn't control myself. I was able to tell him about the drug, but now that I think about it, I don't think it was a drug at all! It couldn't have been…ughh, my head hurts. Screw it, I need coffee.

I pour myself a cup and another for…aw, dammit why'd I do that? She's not here. Just force of habit, I guess. When Kid gets up I'll give it to him. The phone's blinking…someone called? It's early, who would call?

"YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE." The answering machine says.

"Hey Soul," it's Maka! I turn up the volume on the machine. "Sorry I left in such a hurry yesterday, I was just so excited! I've decided to stay with Mama for a while longer; I'll be back late Sunday night, okay? So don't forget to keep the key under the mat so I can get in. I'll see you soon!"

"END OF MESSAGES." Really? Is that all she had to say? I can't believe she'd rather spend time with her mom, whom she hasn't even seen since she was a kid. She barely knows her! Honestly, it's so stupid, I can't believe her sometimes. Well, at least she won't be back until tomorrow night, hopefully we can figure out what the hell happened before then.

"Soul…" Kid's standing in the doorway to my room, with his boxers on. He looks terrible, I thought he woke up as perfect as he normally deems himself to be. He's glaring at me.

"Umm, h-hey Kid. I made you coffee." I try sounding as nice as possible. He takes a step towards me, but then falls flat on his face. Is that drug still in effect? He's not moving. I get up and flip him on his back, his nose is bleeding. "Kid?" he twitches. At least he's okay. I pick him and lay him on the couch, then wet a towel put it on his forehead. Just looking at his face is making me blush, I can't believe myself.

I've somewhat gotten dressed. Kid is still lying on the couch, making me sit on the floor in front of the coffee table to watch TV.

"Soul?" the sound of his voice makes me jump. "Last night never happened, okay?"

"Agreed." I sigh. "That couldn't have been a drug to make you act like that, right?"

"I was thinking the same thing." He takes a sip of the coffee I put out for him earlier. "This is terrible."

"It's been out for you since this morning."

He sighs, "Fair enough. You don't mind if I use your shower, do you?"

"Go ahead." I get up from the floor. "We are going back to that bar, right?"

"Of course. We need an explanation, don't we? Also I have more than a few choice words to say to Koko." Now we're talking.

~xoxOxox~

Okay this was LONG. I don't plan on making the future chapters as long as this, so allow me to say 'I'm sorry' in advance if I do, and I might. So uh, if you have any suggestions, questions or advice PLEASE tell me, I read every review I get. Umm, well since I just started high school (WOO!) I won't be able to update too much, but I'll try to whenever I can. See you next chapter, I guess. Bye!

~Kris Maria -^w^-