Kurai: Is everyone ready yet? *is wearing an elf hat with a bell on the end*
Souzou: Almost! *pulls on her santa hat* Okay!
Kokkei: Me too! *puts on reindeer antlers with bells*
Azure: *wears elf shoes* Me too.
Reikon: WHEEEEEEEE! *spins around in her chair wearing a Frosty top hat*
Hissori: *sweatdrop as she puts on a halo* Reikon is really strange.
Kurai: Okay, is everyone ready NOW?
Everyone: YES!
Kurai: Then let's begin!
Written by: Souzou Ketsuna (CCSquad Member #1)
Twas the eve before Christmas
And within the MSN room
All the CCSquad members were preparing
To celebrate the holiday very soon
Souzou, being the oldest she is
Was busy writing new chapters for her fics
Kurai was making graphics for the page
For the next 10 000 hits
Kokkei, being as hyper as she can be,
Was being as wacky as she normally is
While Hissori watched Angelic Layer
Isn't CLAMP awesome at the anime biz?
Azure was calm,
Knowing she could be hyper the next day
When the sun rises above the horizon,
Opened Xmas presents are on the way
Reikon was the most excited of all,
As she drew the character cards
But then again so were all the members
For Souzou wanted to sing like a bard
The hours were soon drawing closer to midnight,
With all six trying to finish their work
So that they could go to sleep
Wishing they could earn from this some pay dirt
Suddenly, from outside of the space,
They heard some strange sounds
Everyone rushed to the window
To see what could be found
As they looked onto the roof,
They found the source of the clatter
What they found, much to their shock
Was a angel-winged lion and a butterfly-winged panther
"Suppi! Eat the cookie!" the lion yelled,
Shoving the chocolate pastry into its mouth
"No! Stop it Kero!" the panther pleaded
"I don't need a full stomach when we head south!"
All the CCSquad members were puzzled,
Yet pleasantly surprised at the same time
"It's Kero and Suppi!" Reikon exclaimed
"Well duh." the others simultaneously chimed
As Reikon walked away from the glass pane,
The others began to wonder something odd
"If Kero and Suppi are the reindeer . . ." thought Souzou
"Then who's playing the role of Santa Claus?"
Little did they know that their answers would soon appear
Within the next few seconds of the night
The next thing they knew they heard a "Ho! Ho! Ho!
"Time to shed some cheery Christmas light!"
Down the chimney something began to fall
Causing Kurai to put out the flames
A cloud of smoky dust then appeared in the fireplace
"Santa's here! Yay!" Kokkei exclaimed
After the dust cleared away from the mantle,
All the squad was too shocked to create applause
For standing in front of them in Santa suits
Were two winged beings; Yue and Ruby Claus
Seeing the white haired person before her,
Kokkei's eyes lit up bright and wide
"YUE!!" she screamed as she ran
But then she tripped, causing her to slide
Azure couldn't help but walk over to Ruby Moon,
Being as curious as she normally is
"Why are you dressed up as a female Santa Claus?" she asked
Ruby replied, "We need money to bring a better dub to the kids."
Souzou and Kurai let out sighs of confusion,
Seeing all of the current chaos unfold
"Think I've gone too far this time?" Souzou asked
"YOU THINK!?" Kurai yelled, using a tone of scold
Kokkei jumped to her feet quickly,
Her face showing much glee
She quickly clung onto Yue Claus and grinned
"YAY! YUE FOR CHRISTMAS FOR ME!"
Yue let out a frustrated sound,
Prying the teen from off of his waist
"We have to deliver presents or the elves will be mad."
Sorry, but we have no time to waste."
Returning from her corner and happy again,
Reikon was much more hyper than before
"PRESENTS!" she shouted aloud,
While Kokkei fell to the floor, her butt now sore
Getting to work, the Clauses opened the Clow Book
Causing the Create Card to fly out
Yue and Ruby Claus stared, knowing nothing about this magic
"SAKURA! Help us out!"
Another sound came from the chimney,
Causing two more figures to appear in the fireplace
Sakura and Li were then revealed to stand there,
The Star Wand drawing power from star space
"I will use the Create Card!" she cried,
Twirling around the mystical stick
Li stepped back to give her room as she shouted
"Create Card! Make Christmas presents for all six!"
The mystic Star Card circle appeared,
Causing magic to arise and swirl about
Just then, the presents appeared under the tree
Causing the entire squad to cheerfully shout
There was nothing short of sorrow
As they all opened their gifts
Yue, Ruby Moon, Sakura, and Li then smiled,
Then went up the chimney with Float like chimney swifts
Boarding the sleigh, and glad the work was all done,
Kero and Suppi took off into the night sky
"Now we can get the money, make the better dub and pay the rent."
Sakura cheered, as they continued to fly
As they flew off through the starry black sheet,
Disappearing like the Erase Card from sight
They all shouted "Merry Christmas to all!
"And to all a good night!"
So as this poem finally draws to a close,
Everyone was as happy as could be
Souzou got her new pencil crayons
Kurai, her new Two-Mix CD's
Kokkei got her missing piece of her Angel Tears story
Hissori got Fruits Basket VHS tapes
Reikon got more manga and anime
Azure got a lot of hot guys for dates
But one thing still bothered Kokkei,
Turning to Souzou in confusion
"Weird Christmas man" she said
While the other nodded in unison
So that ends this wacky Christmas Poem
BTW I don't own the original version so don't make a fuss
But to all of you from the members of the CardCaptors Squad Webpage,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
The End!
Note: This is important. Kokkei, Kurai, Azure, Hissori, and Reikon are actually members of a webpage team called CardCaptors Squad. I'm also a member, and I'm the screencaptor. If you wanna visit, then type:
http://www.angelfire.com/ns/cardcaptors
There should be a copy of the poem on the page too. Anywho, until next time I make a post, ja ne minna-san!
