GTO Onizuka's Ghost

Great Teacher Onizuka

Onizuka walked through the corridors of the Holy Forest Academy while he

casually strolled into this room when all of the other kids started to point and laugh at

him. He looked down to see he had no clothes on! He jumped around the desk

looking at the class when they turned into zombies! He stood up and ran for it as it

flopped around in the air as he started for his room, when he reached the stairs he looked

back to see the Vice Principle with a dildo and drool coming out of his mouth. Onizuka

screamed and stumbled up the stairs as chains came out of nowhere and tied him to the

wall. Ms. Kagome appeared and started to lick him he started to get turned on when she

turned

into the Head Master of Holy Forest. He screams until she touches him (I wonder? no

Onizuka don't think this) he started to struggle when he awoke from his sleep. "thank

god" he started to wipe the sweat off when he saw a figure smiling at him from the corner

of his room. He screamed like a little girl and ran for the stairs knocking his penguin

statue down with him with a loud BANG! As the head rolled by. (okay Onizuka just-just)

he looks up the stairs to see the person looking down on him, his face turned white and he

started to cry to himself "come on I never been laid yet please come back in……. sixty

years?" he started to back away while trying to keep his eyes on the person when it

vanished into the shadows. That night Onizuka couldn't sleep as he rocked himself in a

fetal position on his bed rocking back in forth till sunlight came through his

window/door. He took a shower and got ready for work when he ran into the Principal as

he started to scream in the hall "MR. ONIZUKA! Stop yelling" he snapped out of it

when he realized that he didn't have a dildo in his hand. "ooh um sorry ha ha ha" he

rubbed his head and walked away fast looking back over his shoulder. As his class came

around Onizuka didn't show but was in the computer room looking for any murders or

killings at Holy Forest when he came across a file with a really hot picture of a chick he

started to rub his hands together while whispering to himself (its okay Mr. Onizuka

besides if she is the ghost maybe—no but?" he was slapped in the head as Ms. Kagome

walked behind him "Onizuka you weren't at class!" he rotated in the chair to see she was

looking at the computer "who is that?" she started to scroll down when Onizuka started

crying to himself in the corner (should I tell her? No maybe the ghost will) (make out

with him) "YES!" he looked back over to see Kagome pop up his porn (slow motion)

"NOOOOOOO!" he started to run towards the computer when he tripped over the power

cord turning off the computer while he got a bloody nose from the landing. Kagome

escorted Onizuka to the nurse's room to get badge up…

That evening Onizuka decided to test his theory as he got out candles, love songs, and sprayed colon for his private and started to laugh evilly to himself (ooh Mr. Onizuka you did it again) he got under the covers when the shadow appeared in the same corner "Hello" he adjusted the covers over (come on come on) the shadow moved into the light as he saw her face (ooh god) he had his eyes closed when he opened them to see her face was blown off "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he jumped out of his covers and ran down the stairs knocking his alien friend over. He kept running until he reached Kagome's apartment and stopped to catch his breath he looked around to make sure he wasn't followed (what was I thinking having sex with her) he shudders as a hand touched his shoulder "Aaaaaggggggggg" he ran down the alley way towards Danma Ryuuji's house. "Mr. Onizuka?" Kagome just shrugged it off and went back to her apartment…