101 ways to annoy the Akatsuki

Note: I don't own Akatsuki from Naruto, If i did....thats a different story....

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1. Run around like a wild maniac with Deidara.

2.. Dance with Tobi in front of Deidara

3. Sing songs with Tobi

4. Scratch a smiley face on their forehead protectors.

5. Buy an annoying kitten for Itachi, and call him Sasuke

6. Say to Hidan , Grey hair means your old

7. Tell everyone where the Akatsuki hideout is.

8. Get Tobi to sing the song 'That never ends'

This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
People started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,

(Repeat back at top)

9. Every morning tell Itachi to take his happy pills

10. Ask Tobi what would happen if he needed glasses

11. Tell Kisame your hungry for Sushi

12. Say to Zetzu you brought a weed hacker

13. Tell Kakuzu you spend money as soon as you see it

14. Tell Kakuzu you know where his money is

15. Tell Pein his evil then laugh and say but not as evil as me!

16. Scream 'We're all doomed' whenever a battle approaches

17. Tell the Hokage all of Akatsuki's plans.

18. Steal a spare cloak, and just pretend to be a part of the Organisation because they won't let you join.

19. Ask Deidara what art is

20. Tell Deidara that you have seen better art than his

21. Ask Sasori weather you can play dolls with him

22. Tell Sasori i thought dolls were for girls

23. Ask Deidara if his hands talk

24. Ask Kakuzu why he covers half his face, Then say are you a Kakashi fan?

25. Tell Tobi you know his true identity

26. Ask Tobi how Madara is going

27. Call Tobi a Cyclops

28. Constantly call Kisame "Shark Boy"

29. Ask Deidara why he eats his so called art

30. Ask Kisame what was he doing in the movie Jaws

31. Ask the Akatsuki "Do you know what grammar is"

32. Ask the Akatsuki to write an Essay on their lifes

33. Ask Pein when he's going to marry Konan

34. Tell Pein Kisame tried to hit on Konan

35. Ask Itachi does he use hair jell

36. Ask Itachi what brand of hair jell does he use

37. Ask Deidara is he a girl

38. Read this list to the Akatsuki more than 1000 times

39. Ask the Akatsuki what they eat?

40. Ask the Akatsuki when do they eat?

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The rest will come in latter chapters.

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Note: About 15 of these were from a different website.

The rest were mine, please don't copy. Thanks!