Johnny: Hey everyone I uh have to tell you something uh I got in trouble… yeah apparently trying to strangle a certain HEDGEFOX in PUBLIC is considered animal cruelty… so uh Moonlights taking over and uh if you see me out doing community service, could you lend me a 100 bucks… please?
Moonlight: and review cause this is my channel now son!
Mobotin, Mobotroblis, a pretty peaceful town in pretty cool state. It is the home of the famous Sonic Heroes and friends. Today is a pretty normal day, Knuckles the Echidna is watching the Master Emerald as always, Rouge the Bat is planning on stealing as always, and Amy Rose is chasing down Sonic T. Hedgehog. For years this has gone down ever since they met five years ago. Amy, 16, is obsessed with him, and he doesn't even know why. Sonic thought of all the reasons Amy would be obsessed with him. He thought it was cause of him being heroic so he became dark, nope. He thought it was because he's cute so he made himself ugly as hell, nope. He changed everything about himself and nope, nothing, nada, she still loves him too much. He wishes he knew why she likes him… well wish granted.
"Aww crud." Sonic said as he accidentally trapped himself in an ally.
"Sooooonic." Amy said behind him.
Sonic turned towards Amy and said, "Amy, you are a cool chick… but I'm not into you that way".
Amy just grabbed him and started to drag him before he pulled away and said "Amy why are you so obsessed with me?"
"WWhat?" Amy asked.
"Why are you so obsessed with me?" Sonic asked again.
"Cause… you're a hero." Amy answered.
"Bull crud." Sonic answered.
"Cause… you're handsome." Amy tried again.
"Amy, why are you so obsessed with me." Sonic said forcefully.
"Cause… cause…" She lowered her head and very quietly whispered, "because you reminded me of him."
"What, who" Sonic asked totally confused, he thought Amy was talking about Shadow considering they look exactly alike.
But Amy just took off running. For once Sonic was chasing her around but as soon as they left the alley, she was gone.
"God nam it" Sonic said and took off towards Tails house to see if he could help.
"Why did he have to ask?" Amy asked herself as she started to throw everything out of her closet looking for something.
AHA!" Amy smiled as she pulled what looked like a garage door opener. She pushed the blonde colored button and part of the wall on the other side of the closet opened and reveled a blue box.
She opened it and took one of the photos out and smiled as tears rained down on her face.
"Oh B. I wish you were here." She said hugging the photo and then she got angry and left the closet.
"Tails where are you?" Sonic said looking around for the tow tailed fox.
"Um, Sonic… HELP ME I'M UP HERE" Tails yelled from the ceiling.
"TAILS, how did you get up there?" Sonic asked.
"I was working on a zero gravity ray to increase the flight of the Gear and I accidentally shot myself and this beam I'm back against is the only thing that protects me from going up into space." Tails explained.
"Could you shoot me with that ray right there, a second blast will give me gravity." Tails pointed to the gun off the side of Sonic.
"Oh sure" and pointed at Tails.
"Now I just arrange myself so I don't fall to the- GGGGGRRROOOOUUUNNNDDDDDD" Tails screamed as he smacked against the ground.
"OW".
"Sorry, I need your help". Sonic said helping him up.
"Kind of busy here Sonic" Tails said working on his Gear.
"Amy is acting weird even for her".
"Annnd, that's my problem? You take care of her".
"Yeah, you do relies I still have the ray and even if you hang on to the beam, I still can send your stuff flying to space, right?" Sonic threatened Tails.
"You suck, you know that?" Tails told Sonic as he dragged him to Amy's house.
"Whatever" Sonic said as he started digging in Amy's rocks.
"What are you doing?" Tails asked trying to escape Sonics leash he put on Tails after he tried to run.
"I left a key to her door so I can… break in" Sonic confessed.
"And you're the one being stalked?" Tails said sarcastically.
"Found it" Sonic said pulling out a really dirty key.
They walked in and saw the whole place torn to shreds, photos of Sonic was rip to shreds; the Sonic wallpaper was torn down, basically everything Sonic was destroyed.
"Maybe we should leave" Sonic terrified but was pushed and dragged upstairs by Tails
"Let's go tough guy" Tails sighed.
Amy listened on her bed as Sonic and Tails knocked on her door.
"Amy, open up please I know your there" Sonic said trying to open the door.
Amy sighed got up still clutching the photo and box in her arms.
She opened the door and said "go away" and was about to shut the door when Sonic put his foot through and walked in with Tails behind him.
"We need to talk" Sonic walking Amy over to her bed.
"What's there to talk about" Amy sighed sitting down on her bed away from Sonic.
"Well, why did you run?"
"I don't want to talk about it" Amy said clutching the box tighter.
"Amy, you said I remind you of someone, who?"
Amy handed the picture to Sonic and Tails.
"He's who" Amy said.
The picture was of here wearing a lot longer of her normal dress the she wears, her quills looked lot like Sonics, and she was kissing a 16 year old kid with blonde spiked messy hair, wearing a dark blue tux, and was-
"A HUMAN, you were on earth before?" Tails said totally shocked while Sonic just sat there staring.
"That's because I'm actually a… earthling"
Johnny: DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNN
Moonlight: WHAT HOW ARE YOU BACK YOUR ON PROBATION AND I HAVE A RESTRANING ORDER AGAINST YOU, where's my body guard JAKE, JJJAAAKKKEEE?
Johnny: oh Jake's… on a trip. (Image of a super buff guy striped to his underwear tied to a train screaming at the top of his lungs)
Moonlight: Send reviews…AND HHHEEEELLLLLPPPPP.
Johnny: GET BACK HERE YOU A-HOLE.
(Future)
Johnny: and now people are going to be wondering so... yeah; i crunched the numbers, did a little research, and realized that she would actually be sixteen because of the time zone dfferences between Mobius and Earth; if you watch Sonic x, you would understand.
