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DUMB SPIDY II: ATTACK OF THE MUCUS MEN

By: Goblin Hunter

Two weeks ago, Spiderman, was turned dumb by the enemy: Dark Dude. Since then, he is now a really dumb superhero, named Dumb Spidy. In fact, he isn't really a super hero. Anyway, you could read his first adventure my story: Dumb Spidy. But to understand this, you don't really have to read that. But you could if you want. Whatever. Here is the story:

CHAPTER 1

After defeating Dark Dude, Dumb Spidy has been awarded many things. One of them was a mansion. So Dumb Spidy went to the mansion.

"Wow, it's big in here! Echo!"

He yelled, yet his voice didn't repeat. He looked around, only to discover nothing.

He went in every room, and searched every where. He made his way outside. The business man who sold him it was outside also.

"Why doesn't my voice echo? And why is there no furniture?"

"Well, that wasn't part of the deal. I just gave you a mansion."

"What about the echoing?"

"Oh, well, that's why I gave you this home. You can't hear any thing in this house."

"Thanks a lot, jerk."

"Your welcome-hey! What did you say?"

"You're a jerk. Why will you give me a defective home like this?"

The two got into a fight. And it wasn't pretty. All I want to say is that after 3 seconds Dumb Spidy was laying on the ground unconscious.

The ambulance came, and saw him. Then they remembered their past adventure with him.

The ambulance drove away, leaving Spidy on the ground. He gained conscience, and thought he saw an angel. He even heard the halleluiah chorus singing in the background.

It turned to be his maid standing in front of the sun. As for the music, well, I don't know.

Dumb Spidy still thought she was an angel. He was speechless.

"…"

"Are you ok?"

"…"

Realizing that he wouldn't answer, she slapped him in the face.

"Are you…an angel?"

He kept on staring at her, but after a while the sun started to burn his eyes.

Everything went black.

"Ahhh! Your not an angel, you're from that other place!"

He started to try to fight her, but she just left him there on the ground.

"Wow. When they said that this guy was dumb, I didn't think they meant this dumb! Oh, well. I hope I still get paid."

Dumb Spidy woke up in a prison.

It was cold outside. He looked through the door to see a little elf.

"Where am I?"

The elf just looked at him and spit on him.

"Hey- that's not nice!"

"Your in the north pole. Santa needs your help."

Dumb Spidy was still trying to get over the fact that he was in the north pole. That was his #1 place he wanted to go. The #2 place is in Santa's workshop.

The elf came back with a set of keys. He opened the door and led Dumb Spidy outside.

He walked him to an old run-down building.

Dumb Spidy went inside and saw a chair. Earlier, the elf told him to sit in a chair.

So he sat in a chair. It electrocuted him. The elf heard screaming from outside, and went to Spidy's aid.

"Sorry. Go in this chair."

"You could have told me that earlier!"

"Shhh. Santa might hear you. This is his workshop you know."

Now that both of Dumb Spidy's dreams have come true, he was eager to sit in the chair.

He sat down and was greeted by a bearded man.

The man said, "you have a choice. You either take the green pill which means you will join me on this challenge, or you take red pill, which means you will go home and forget what has happened here."

"Can I have a blue pill that warps me to Disneyland?"

"No."

"What about a purple pill?"

"No."

"What about a yellow pill?"

"Just take the green pill."

"Okay"

What will happen next? Who is the man? Why am I asking questions? Find out in the next chapter! Please review.